/smg/ Stonks

Blast from the past:
/rgt/ - edition

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Terminology:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/oil/

>Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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Should I go long on Zoom?

Zoom has even less reason to deserve its price than Uber

zoom is a pile of shit for retards. get a stake in bluejeans, videxio, or pexip

>Green Futures

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>analysing stocks by sector
>market cap
>share price
>current and forward P/E
>2018, current, and forecast EPS
>PEG
>equity
>revenue
>gross profit & margin
>total debt, long term debt, EBIT, total interest paid
>all gearing ratios (debt/equity, times interest earned, equity/assets, debt/assets, long term debt/equity, etc)

what else should i include in my meme spreadsheet?

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Weird bots scraping smg for speculative buys isn't impossible kekkies, LCI to 60 is >_

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reminder that there is no final opec+++ deal

bro i want to speculate on IMTKA until next earnings but im from Germany and they blacklisted connections coming from Germany. Who here knows about the income and debt situation of IMTKA? i cant have a look into their financial publications pls hlep

Search for Martin Shrkeli finance lessons on youtube.

Reminder that jerome has trashed all assets that AREN'T stocks. The bubble of a lifetime is here.
Nothing is priced in its just there is literally nowhere else for cash to go.

t-thanks

gold, bitcoin and cash is still safer than stocks though

>buy 1 k shares of NIO for 2.5k
>wait 10 years
>become a millionare

It is that simple. Or do you hate free money?

bullish as fuck
long AMD NVDA and MSFT

fuckoff back to krautchan incel
pic related

fuck chinkshit.
Zoom is straight up the next Luckin Coffee, possibly worse
>Please understand, loyal american consumer! We routed your private communications through Chinese servers out of necessity! It was just a convenient location!
The guy also worked for Cisco's WebEx before Zoom, I wonder how much IP he stole.

I've really never hated China so much... I wanted to think the stories on Yas Forums from anons who did business in china were heavily exaggerated.

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that's false though, bonds and USD are doing well. CAD looks like uhhh maybe it's bouncing back a bit?

Sorry leafs... try not to let your leaders get infected next time?

Oh and silver is totally fucked an I can't believe how many idiots Shifty Peter Schiff got to buy his bags.

True that's possible but seems less likely than CARV being a coincidence? Honestly I don't see the charm or humor, he's a conman shilling shitstocks. Has he ever picked a stock that didn't go lower once he started shilling it?

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>sentiment analysis has been wrong the entire 2 weeks now
I have never lost this much money in my entire life.

>gold
Dumb investment since you are basically hoping that fiat currencies collapse then somehow restart to give it value.
>bitcoin
Highly volatile asset. Definitely not something boomvestors would understand or be comfortable with.
>cash
Yes. That and stocks. Bonds, real estate, commodities that aren't libertarian rocks, etc. are all absolute trash right now.

>that's false though, bonds and USD are doing well
Like I said, cash and stocks. Bonds are absolute garbage right now. All the high yield ones were bought up Jerome and the near zero interest rates means you just lose to inflation right out of the gate.
All the fucking inflation is going into the stock market unless you want to sit on piles of cash.

They are actually pretty good. He teacher the standard valuation modeling, bit it's interesting seeing how he thinks about it given that he did it professionally (which you won't get from a lecturer or textbook). Obviously he subsequently fucked up big time, but that's not due to his valuation skills.

>i post this in every thread ecks dee

>buy 0.00001 otc pennystock
>wait 5 years
>sell for 1000000% gains

I still think the market has another ~15% drop from here, maybe not a complete retest but a leg back down though.

Yeah, I should've bought HYG or JNK as soon as I heard what the fed was doing. There's always TIPS if you really worry about inflation. And a really interesting new fund called IVOL: Quadratic Interest Rate Volatility and Inflation Hedge ETF. (Probably a meme etf)

I bought some $T on the 7th for the dividend. Do I have to continue holding until it's paid out or can I sell whenever?

>investing in airlines right now

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You just KNOW

>Hydrogen power? No idea, they used to be a meme here but I never looked into them
Why hydrogen is a meme for you?

>>Highly volatile asset
so are stocks right now. thats the point user

Hahaha we only up up from here lads

I hope you bought the dip because we are OFFICIALLY back to normal!

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Don't forget to invest in the meme trifecta: RTX, NET, BAM

>so are stocks right now
how? All they do is go up look at the graphs.

zoom out

still the ultimately retarded and irrational market stays retarded and irrational.. so its all gambling. everyone thinks the bottom is not in, and just because of that it is in. just like flights stopped and boeing suddenly increasing in stock value

unironically priced in

Delta is gonna make it

i watched a few of them years ago and dont remember a great deal from it, i just wanted some potential indicators when i analyse each sector, but then again each sector is different

doesn't matter, the airlines will run without actually doing any business, as fed nigger-fed zombie companies

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>still the ultimately retarded and irrational market stays retarded and irrational.. so its all gambling.

hey, at least you admit it. come to the TA day trading side, we have cookies, and high probabilities!

I zoomed out as far as I can. Graph go up and right. May have some noise in it but that is all it is, temporary noise.

any TA bros here with ES predictions?

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What do you guys think about CARR? I'm looking into the stock and the company, and it used to be part of United Technologies before it separated into its own company last month. United Technologies merged this month to form Raytheon (RTX).

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Is anyone going long in this market? I have a stocks and shares ISA with £20000 in it but no investments

What are your thoughts on oil? Do you guys think will be coming back?

Oil will fucking orbit when we go to war with Venezuela and Chyna next week

hydrogen is a money burning machine right now.

NEW BULL MARKET FAGGOTS STRAP ON

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got more of pic related?

youtube.com/watch?v=Zrya1aH3Er4&list=PLZpt37abrD9FuCt6blOvO7Own1XB9xVRt&index=1

you're welcome.

in europe "green" stocks just keep climbing because hippie boomers are putting their money in "green" funds. so hydrogen just keeps climbing here

There's not much to say other than it's looking very bullish, if we break 2850 and closes strong above it we will most likely head to 3100 in the short term. Closing above the 2850-2890 range will be tough and we might see a ~7% retracement from that area back down to 2650

no sorry

thx

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Where my /coffeesquad/ at

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i was talking about the companies. no matter which hydrogen company you look at they all have net loss. but if the hype is as strong as you say, money can be made here with speculation of course.

i've been thinking about this lately, in the context of the market being forward-looking. it may legitimately be back in bull market territory in the sense that the market would be looking forward to the flattening curve and Trump considering sending everyone back to business as usual on April 30th, or at least around there. i think that is what the market is "looking forward" to, and expecting it to work out well.

if it happens, and shows signs of NOT working well, expect a major dump. it's what the future thinks is going to be happening in the future, like a couple of weeks to a month in the future, not what's happening now. the crash happened before everything was locked down globally iirc, so it's a leading indicator of what the economy is doing. think of it like that.

aaww man shit. but ok

>bitcoin
>only used by drug dealers, scammers, and third world shitskins whose state currency is basically toilet paper

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ISN'T HE THE BAD GUY FROM THE STAR WARS??

The market is going to drop again, right guys? I hope so because I didn't buy enough cheap stocks.

here, and checked. just finished brewing and got back to my bedroom. booting up Hades while letting youtube.com/watch?v=Zrya1aH3Er4&list=PLZpt37abrD9FuCt6blOvO7Own1XB9xVRt&index=1 play in my 2nd monitor, 16oz thermos (i drink my coffee slowly over the course of the entire morning). i've been busting my ass working all week but today i have 0 responsibilities as a result. just get to enjoy my coffee and my games and my stonks and my shitposting, what a time to be alive.

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>Indices dropped 30% in a month
>Bitcoin dropped 60% the same month

Yeah, totally safe

also while we're at it: youtube.com/watch?v=mVBEqVuF60I

based.

what the fuck, I'll cook up another irish coffee before bed, this one will be a decaf.

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i just drink dunkin donuts brand coffee, but i have a technivorm moccamaster and get the whole beans to grind up myself at home. i like 1% milk and 2 sugars to get that nice comfy taste. how i can profit off of this in the stock market though, i have no idea.

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