/smg/ - Stock Market General

2,000 U.S. Deaths/Day Edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk Management:
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>Live Bloomberg Stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/netorare/

>Chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

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Thread theme song.

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Better thread theme song

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Stop posting naked NSFW 3d whores. This is a blue anime board.

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Buy RTX

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All 3-D Women are whores and should be shot in a ditch

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Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is based.

I don’t understand this picture. Its an anime reference right? Can I get a QRD?

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Where does /smg/ live? DC master race reporting in.

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Stop watching porn, stop jacking off, stop eating like shit.

Start working out, start drinking more water, start going outside more.

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2400 bucks on the way starting next week. Thank christ.

Portland

Hello I would like to file a claim in the BASED department

pffff more like PORTHOLE

My state actually looks like anime

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"Naw." -Rosa Parks

Absolutely 150% this.
Anyone currently on the index slot machine roller coaster could be easily and consistently making more and investing more soundly by simply finding individual companies, reading balance sheets, and inferring sentiment from averages and (now adjusted across the board) prior Q4 guidance and the business strategies that were in place at the time.

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Florida

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>Niggerville USA
>Master anything

Texas

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All assets are being burned to pump a new bubble in the stock market. Stock holders are literally the only people that will benefit from this and only in the short term.

>start going outside more.
I mean I would but there is a deadly virus out there.
I've already gone through my beer supply over the weekend and last few days.

As deadly as the flu, and to you, as deadly as being struck by lightning or having your roof fall over your head.

Based descent into alcoholism user. I’ve been drinking more too during the lockdown. Might play TAP for earnings.

A major downside to living in DC is, most women are rather unattractive and are turbo feminist harlots.

Except you also have to be mindful to pick "winners". That is, the companies which will always be bailed out even as our national fiscal policies cause extreme damage to the economy.

Wyoming.

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First green day all week.

>anime edition
based

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Literally the most godforsaken place in america.

Miami, hope to live in DC soon though.

Yeah and it's not even that exciting, The big boys prefer Jerome and his meme tactics than making plays.

So I'm a NEET and I went to the IRS website to get my coronabux today and filled everything out but my dad claimed me as a dependent on his 2018 tax return and hasn't filed for 2019 yet so their system automatically rejected my claim. If he files his 2019 taxes real quick and doesnt claim me as a dependent, will I be able to get trumpux? Does their database check for 2019 tax returns before 2018? Please help

nah, went several weeks before. Just got a bunch on my grocery store run and kinda just drank the weekend away and a few weekdays because fuck it. A break in the monotony.

I'm used to having some drinks on a friday and saturday night . But fuck I don't know what it is about being stuck inside all day every day since March that's fucking with my head.
I just want to feel something different sometimes, ya know?
>excuses.

How come all that bullshit didn't work for you?

PA

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>buying stocks at all right now
>just regular ass stocks too
ur a dummy if u think that was the bottom

don't YOU have to have been filing taxes to get the trumpbux?
>tfw you make too much to even qualify.

How did the g20 oil meeting go? I can't find anything on it

If you don't buy now you won't be able to buy when Jerome has pumped them to January levels in a week.

Don't time the market.
Just get in on the dip bit by bit and hold on.
I'm doing it all in the name of getting in on some dividend paying blue-chips cheaper than otherwise.

Based state. In my humble opinion it is top 5 states in the nation. Too bad it will be vaporized later this year when Yellowstone erupts.

No, that's why the IRS released this new tool today. It's specifically for people who dont make enough to file. But i was claimed as a dependent in 2018. But I'm not sure if they check 2019 first so idk

Do you think we still haven’t but the bottom? Or are we just in a bull market now? Trying to decide if I should buy more.

Is it really that hard to pick them, though?
Banks, roads (including airlines), food, lights, guns. Everyone else is fucked.

Yes.

Oh geez, it’s not LA or Seattle. Portland is comfy.

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> Matthew 27:25
>And all the people said, "His blood shall be on us and on our children!"

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North Carolina. Stop sending us liberals you fucking nigger.

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Just moved from Portland to Fremont. I miss PSU and Joey Gibson

>tfw you make too much to even qualify.
>tfw i made too much in 2019 to qualify but didnt in 2018 but i filed 2019 so early i got cucked.
>tfw im in oil and gas and will probably be unemployed this year.

From LA but currently in PA in Yinzberg for college.

Well, the Fed became the bagholder and are pumping up. When everyone waiting realizes there's no more down there will be an explosion upwards as they buy shit from the Fed already pumped to the moon and that is my only hope for more interesting times.

You know, you don't need to "shill" on /smg/ this isn't fucking crypto. Telling Yas Forums to buy your favorite stock won't make the price go up or down. RTX is a fucking 95 billion dollar company ffs. The US government is its main customer. They're going to buy its products no matter what you say or don't say.

Good. Trump did a side deal with Mexico to get them on board to the effect that US will chip in 250k bps cut to Mexico's 100k bps cut to mostly satisfy OPEC's request of 400k bps cut from Mexico. Putin reportedly believes deal is done. Saudis haven't made a statement yet but there doesn't seem to be any reason for them to be dissatisfied with the US/Mexico deal. They're getting most of what they asked for anyway.
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If I toss 5 k into SPY will is beat the capitol gains tax by July?

holy fuck girls are thirsty as fuck right now.. i made a tinder no more than an hour ago and already got 21 likes and 4 matches.. wtf?!?!? what in the flying fuck is going on with the world right now

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is he right? how do i apply this to trading?

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