Wife opened savings account without telling me

Just bank with crypto and keep separate accounts.

You can hold USDC in ERC-20 and get a crypto.com debit card. Let's see divorce lawyers try and figure out how to garnish ur accounts our even how much you own.

You could litteraly lie and say you lost is all who would even know.

Been with a girl 5 years now and keeping money separated is the only thing that has kept my relationship in good condition.

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Dermbro here. I'm gonna have a much cushier life than bone-bros. I'll be working 36 hour weeks prescribing accutane and creams while they're scrubbing into OR cases at 6 AM...I like the confrontational question though. I should fucking ask her that honestly. Like seriously, what the fuck. How disrespectful.

I see her income as play money. We are young and will be making 8x more in a few years. If it all goes to zero, I'll still be comfy ultimately. Might as well take on some once in a lifetime risk while we can still recover painlessly

ok really everyone agrees that OP is a retard. case closed

if that's all that's kept your relationship afloat then I feel sorry for you for your impending divorce

how accurate are these? source? my gf works at an orthopaedic clinic

This is what you get for marrying a nurse. Every female nurse I've ever met were self absorbed pigheaded bitches.

It isn't play money to her, it's her living income and expenses. Don't count your chickens before they hatch, you sound like my friend who was totally going to be a pharmacist and bragging about it years before and now he's mucking about in tech roles. Why can't you wait to spend your glorious med income on your shitcoins in a few years

Its very accurate. Medscape physician compensation report published every year and considered the standard. Its only relevant to the United States though. Are you worried an orthopedic surgeon will steal your girl? Lmao

they are sluts too
and cheating whores
obviously they are broke nothing good with nurses

hi incel

You’re a stupid cunt, respect your wife’s decisions. She’s earning the money, beyond managing the household she can do what she pleases with the rest.

Fuck your future earnings.

T. Doctor of 10 years in UK.

>i see her income as play money
You are the definition of a sociopath and an utter autist. If this is the attitude you have towards your wife I'm then it was over before it even started
>enjoy it when she takes half what you own + 30% future income in alimony and child support

u such a fucking retard using her money to invest and this cryptoshit that has no underlying asset - Warrengang
I cant believ u'd become one of our brotherhood and btw if so u wont make 400k/y trust me on that u fucking retard get back to your books and then kys after 2 years of practice

>he should
most ortho surgeons are also chads

post her nudes

lol are you white? serious question

You should both have individual accounts as your money is none of her business. You may not like to hear it but her money is none of your business either.

Ammunition and peanut butter is a better hedge than gold and silver. Crypto is tulip mania; the American Empire is here to stay.

Also, don't count your eggs before they hatch.

>her money is play money

You’re a med student, which means you’re currently in crippling debt and banking on a good placement to get you back out of it. Her money is keeping you afloat, and the fact that you’re too retarded to see it means that you have a bright future making 90k in primary care ahead of you.

Are you a med student or a resident, which is it OP (unless you're not OP in which case I withdraw my question. Also doctors make shitload of money in the US, what the fuck

Yes. We both are.

Unlike your friend, I have already matched into residency. I have essentially a contract from the US government stating that I have a ticket to become a dermatologist. I did all the heavy living. Now all I have to do is not kill anyone or do anything egregious. If I just stay in my lane , I WILL be hired as a dermatologist in 2024 upon completion of my paid training

Interesting LARP but I’ll play along:

OP, you’re in the wrong for emptying out your wife’s account to invest in scamcoins. You’re on the fast track to gambling addiction, congrats

I'm a 4th year US MD student graduating in 2 months. I already matched into Dermatology. I caught the golden snitch, for you Harry Potter fans. See

how can u kill someone being a dermatologist ?
just sterioid cream on any lesion and u're good to go, i'll send u my public key for the advice fees

>med student
you're not a doctor yet. congrats on your plan and you accomplishments so far, but you better calm down here, check yourself before you wreck yourself

also, good luck not getting divorced later and losing half your shit anyways

You aren't saying in your lane, you have 4 years of residency ahead of you that you have to get through and you aren't going to be paid $400k in that time frame. You're going to watch your student loans catch $20k/year in interest in the meantime.

they do but they get buttfucked on insurancies since the probability of being persc in a lawsuit is so high in usa

Good for you but dermatology is quite boring, unless you are in it for the money, which you are judging from the thread

t. Ophthofag who gets to shoot lasers and burn the inside of eyes for a living

>I'm gonna be making over $400,000/year in a few years when I'm an attending physician
fell for the meme. not gonna make it.

>constantly emptying our bank account to buy crypto and silver

To all med students: That you're med student doesnt mean you're smart XD

Okay that sounds plausible. Here I make like 3k/month but my crypto gambling is limited to 5k I threw last year. OP should be careful gambling with "guaranteed future money"

Not your keys not your coins. Why would you even larpin care in this situation.

Hi cuck. Enjoy watching your gf get fucked by another dude while draining your joint bank account.

he's like those compsci retards who think as soon as they graduate college they'll have 6 fig. jobs lining up for them

Fuck her in the ass to remind her who wears the pants in the relationship

"omg my wife won't let me spend her money!!!"

neck yourself

>this fucking retard with no income is blowing his wife's savings gambling on internet money and shiny rocks
>the bitch has to literally open up a non-joint bank account to get him to knock it off
>this self righteous fuckboy has the audacity to bitch about it on Yas Forums

You are literally retarded.

>crypto
Jesus fucking christ. I'd be doing exactly the same as her if I hadn't already filed for divorce. What kind of retarded child spends his family's hard earned money on fake pretend monopoly money computer codes?

>getting married at 27
>getting married

well, there's your first mistake
quite honestly, if I had this delusional kid for a husband who kept emptying *our* savings account without my consent, i'd go straight for a divorce

then again, i wouldn't be stupid enough to get married in the first place, much less to a dumb cunt.

enjoy your happy divorce

You shouldn't be gambling , much less tleven on fucking Chain link Jesus dude. It's amazing you found a female to start with.

For sure your fault

in an odd twist it's almost ok. Women are finally, thanks to feminism, learning what it feels like
>spends all day buying dumb shit on Nordstrom
>1000$ a month on worthless make-up
>has to be entertained 24/7 so must spend 100$ a weekend going out every weekend
>you have to open a non-joint account to stop her from spending all your money

skin cancer tho

im not surprised at your outlook or behavior then lol. Not all white people act like you obviously but I have noticed that there is a tiny subset of white people who just act plain psychopathic in a very particular way. I hardly ever see people from other races act psychopathic in quite the same manner. I know a white guy like you IRL, he feels entitled to everything and thinks he is entitled to manipulate people and sees nothing wrong with it, he truly doesnt think hes in the wrong about anything. You sound just like that guy. You empty out your wifes bank account to buy crypto and you see nothing wrong with it? LOL. hope she divorces your ass

>lives off his wifes income
>ill be making in
>my wife found out i was gambling her money
>she cut me off and now im going to complain to Yas Forums
is this why the doctor suicide rate is so high? are we going to witness another statistic?

Sounds like a lot of people here don't understand opportunity cost.

and OP don't use the term 'play money' next time.

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Yeah dude gotta jump on that shitcoin and fucking silver, who knows where' it's headed in 5 years!!!

>Sounds like a lot of people here don't understand opportunity cost.
This. Imagine not feverishly injecting every last penny into Chainlink while it's still single or even double digits. $1000 is a not a meme, and the clock is ticking

That's why whites are the richest people in the world. Psychopaths/sociopaths rise to the top.

Retired CPA here and let me tell you: it’s a running joke amongst accountants that doctors are laughably bad with money. They spend an entire decade borrowing shit tons of money to go to school, make absolute shit during residency, then when they finally start getting real paychecks, they spend like drunken sailors and live paycheck to paycheck. Happens all the time.

Call it shallow but the only reason we have been together for 5 years and no one has cheated or caused drama is because being poor really brings people together.

I need her to pay half the rent just as much as she needs me to. We both pretty much understand that we are both solid individuals who can pay rent on time and that is more valuable then what ever fantasy you people call love.

I mean it works well. I don't have to waste time on tinder trying to get laid and I also have more money to spend on Ethereum.

But ya girl is a total libtard.

OP, fuck all these fags in this thread. You are correct and this post is accurate. Handle your woman and make sure she doesn't do this again. Let her keep her own account that transfers $500 to $1000 every month from your mutual account.

meh, she's just preparing for the divorce user

He speaks the truth. Ur comment is the sign of a true cuck

hmm, are you romanian, you sound like someone?

This. OP your wife is the based one here.

They're very specialized and narrow minded. So much time hung up on one concentration and going through a mind numbing amount of research and memorization that they forget that there's a whole, dynamic world out there with other considerations.

>>She gets pissed at me for constantly emptying our bank account to buy crypto and silver

You buffoon, girls don't invest they're too risk adverse for that. Of course she's gonna be pissed at you for not having any savings. You use YOUR OWN money for investing, not hers unless you convince her to.

So you steal her money every month/live off her?

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this is true what you say. why else are white countries getting slammed by globalization and mass immigration? its because there is a higher percentage of the (white) elite that are willing to sell out their own people in exchange for getting richer. psychopathy in action

Threads like this make me feel confident that my odds of a succesful marriage will be good. The amount of people who are married that act sociopathic or are completely autistic is staggering. Just being self aware and understanding people is really like a superpower.

>This. Imagine not feverishly injecting every last penny into Chainlink while it's still single or even double digits. $1000 is a not a meme, and the clock is ticking

We already know this. But the problem here is that you're injecting money THAT'S NOT YOURS. You have no income. Stop acting like you do and start respecting your goddamned wife, the one who is keeping the house afloat.