Willing to buy a switch if no one wants theirs. I am willing to pay for shipping and for the switch...

Willing to buy a switch if no one wants theirs. I am willing to pay for shipping and for the switch, I was going to buy one this week but everywhere is sold out and or ridiculously price gouged. Vulmus#0678 for serious inqs

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I have one but the controller is broken. I coomed on it and jostled the analog stick around and really gunked up the works. I'll sell it to you for $450

>I'll sell it to you for $450
>not selling it for about $350
you literally had one job

just play your brothers 2ds

Ill just get the console from you for 200$ I dont want you joy cons or dock, just give me the tablet

>sold out all over
>not selling it for a premium

what is up with the demand of switch? why are every normies drooling over this piece of over priced shit? i seriously dont underdstand, someone please explain to me. also why is animal crossing so talked about around norman circles???!! PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME

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Wait why are people hoarding this shit when Nintendo is just going to BRRRR more of it? I got mine a few weeks ago easy at it's normal price.

no one tell him

Made in China and crazy high demand because no one is going outside.

Send $400 worth of LINK and I’ll spare you one for under market value

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Just read some books or something, faggot. Video games will only rot your brain.

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>bargaining with a coomer
you deserve everything you get

How much do you expect to profit from each console?

lmao

deal?

$100 each selling locally, $75 if I sell them on eBay. I have about 40 of them total

what do you want. please my 21st birthday was on the 5th, all I did was drink. bless me once. Make me remember you

Switch parts come from China. If you didn't see the global switch shortage coming a mile away and bought an inventory for yourself you probably don't deserve to make it.

Do you have a sharpie near by

yes

I'll sell you a switch lite grey for 250 dollars in chainlink. They're bad but you're obviously poor. Lite is good enough for you.

Alright so put the sharpie up your ass and take a time stamped pic and I’ll cut you a deal

I have the money for the switch its just I rather pay MSRP and not 450 for one lmfao

If I do this can I get it for $299 and pay for shipping?

you want the black tip out or the grey part sticking out

The other guy wants you to stick something in your ass for one. I bet the switch lite sounds just a little bit better now!

by asking this question you just fucked yourself, you could have put the tip in and it would have counted. Its as if you actually wanted to put the whole sharpie up your ass.

Ill do it, give me some time, like 5 mins

Kek. He's actually giving you a great deal.

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God I hate Yas Forums

You didn't say you were a fucking pajeet. No deal.

Hackable?

You didn't do the second part user, you're supposed to then put the pen in your mouth with a timestamp and Eth Address so OP can send you a transaction with contact details

Look at me, I am the OP

Son, put me in the screen

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Im a not indian lmfao

Being this desperate...

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why the fuck would I sell you my switch below market price. you think im a cuck?

I don’t listen to women, faggotoid.

FUCKING LMFAO THIS THREAD PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT

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WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSING OVER SHWISHIT?!?!?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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kek, i see. thanks brotha

Theres cp hidden in the game files

Not bad for hustling, I have already made that much off this recent crypto pump however by doing no work and buying the bottom

OP my Switch is only 6 months old, barely use it, got a screen protector on it

Will sell it for $300 USD and send from Australia

t. Ausfag

how do I get in contact with you

shut the fuck up. switch is over priced and you are paying for over priced shit that has offers you less value retard.

Holy shit not again. LMFAO put me in the screenie

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I paid 250 for my switch two years ago and just sold it for 405 on eBay. It’s crazy

>December
>went to my friend's house
>his roommate was actually getting ready to sell his Switch at GameStop
>said I could buy it from him since I got paid that day
>we agreed on $150 for the Switch, a Classic Controller and a Smash disc or whatever the fuck a Switch would use
Was it a good deal bros?

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KEK @ The absolute state of Switch owners.

I love Yas Forums. OP, did you learn anything???? Money has no feelings you fucking faggot! LMFAO

405? Just give it away to the nigger with a sharpie in his ass next time..

Do you not understand the joke? You fucking philistine.

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I want my money back for animal crossing. $60 for 6 minutes of game play. It's like a fucking phone game.

how good is animal crossing really?

If it clicks with you its pretty damn good. It's held my attention for 3 weeks now which is more than any other game in recent memory.

I don't understand... I'm actually jealous. I guess I just can't into gaming anymore despite it being my entire childhood.