I'm not Taiwanese Why are you so fixated on Taiwan?
It's not possible. It's a certainty. You probably don't have many friends. And no, I'm not some namefaggot, I have namefags and tripfags and will always post under anonymous.
since when is "bugman" not a slur against chinamen?
Landon Peterson
I hope so. If they want to pay me an extra 25k on top of my ridiculous pay, more power to them.
Benjamin Bailey
MLB youtube channel is streaming the 1993 Blue Jays vs. Phillies world series game 6. I forgot how strong the mullet and moustache look was still going in the early 90's. I like to assume that style was officially and unanimously abandoned on December 31st, 1989.
Caleb Turner
I was but I went in pretty hard on oil just before close. The stuff with Mexico will be smoothed over by Monday.
Elijah Richardson
Is Raytheon a buy right now?
What do we know?
Parker Wood
ah, the boomer fallacy of distinct decades
Lincoln Kelly
What's your job? Trucker here.
Connor Perez
>not growing a social-distancing mullet and/or moustache it might not be too late
Chase Watson
So do I just go all in on buy calls expiring late this year. The irrationality of market suggests this is a good move.
Jason Smith
Man, I need to reread this one, I forgot all about it.
Andrew Hughes
Late to the party, faggot. How did you not know about the merger mankind them second in size for aerospace.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Alright boys, the bull run has been fucking profitable, but we're gonna retrace or even test the bottom again soon. Place your bets for the top. I'm thinking 287 SPY.
Adam Wright
see
Brody Evans
Crabbing nukes even Bull ETFs. So if you alternate between reality Red and Fed Green days, you will barely break even. Once of them will win eventually and the VIX will go down. That is when you go with bear or bull ETFs
Evan Hughes
Why yes, I did go all in on JBLU, how could you tell?
How do I short Ruth Bader Ginsburg dying this weekend?
Jaxson Russell
The market is irrational. Why would you do ANYTHING in this market except the most safe move possible? The rate things are, the cure for coronavirus could come out tomorrow, China and the US could call off all forms of the trade war and get along swimmingly, we could drop to 1% unemployment and the market would immediately drop 40%.
Adam Morgan
How many day traders here ? Do you trade inside a corp or holding company?
Jayden Sanders
It’s still the lowest it’s been. Was at double in January. I didn’t miss anything.
Michael James
kek, I had a mullet back in those days. (b.1983). now? i'm a fucking bald dude at age 37.
Logan Young
Who here holding TQQQ over the weekend? Most obvious gap up in history?
Truck driver as well. It was pretty vague in that department
Samuel Perry
How true is it that currently the worse the cashflow of a company the more its stock is mooning right now?
Brody James
imagine being too much of a pussy to hold stocks over a 3 day weekend
Charles Price
It's so-called minorities of any race. Muslims and Orthodox Jews have also been hard hit. Apparently in Sweden there is no lock down but Somalis in particular are dropping like flies. I am not sure if it is a problem with culture, language barrier or some other factor?
Muslims and orthodox jews think getting together in temple and praying is more important than avoiding the plague... I could see that fucking them up badly. Somalis though... are they typically poorer compared to other swedes?
>fixing things wait... biblebro I might have confused you with another user. Unless you've changed jobs recently.
Does lower volatility affect the premium values for option writing? Say in a normal market. Right now selling puts and calls is very profitable, but is it such a lucrative strategy when things are normal?
I can’t believe how high the premium are on 30-70 day options are. Why would you ever just buy and sell normally if you can make make such high yields off your securities?
Elijah Nguyen
You can intraday trade leveraged ETFs no problem but because of the way they work you don’t want to hold them for long periods of time. There are many articles that explain the previous sentence.
Aiden Sanchez
>stock market closed tomorrow to celebrate a dead kike on a stick What a joke
Landon Mitchell
All it takes to get liquidated is one meme day.
Levi Gutierrez
Post stocks that gave absolutely zero fucks about the "crash"
Your risk of death from the flu at 30 is roughly 0.08%, so you're twice as likely to die of covid as a healthy young-ish adult. At 50 the risk from flu is 0.14%. So as a still plenty functional working person with a life of learning and 15 years left in the work force, you're 3.6 more likely to die of this than the flu >Why are you so scared? It's no more dangerous than jumping from a plane! Only 1 million will die in the US so get back to work!
Benjamin Price
>Unironically being an atheist in 25 years after it was last cool
Samuel Hernandez
Locking yourself into calls in a fast moving market. Honestly I like selling options too, but their are so many cheapies to be had.
Nolan Johnson
1000000000 times 0 is still 0
Jace Thompson
Democrats just went full retard in plain view and this basically confirmed all the shit Trump was saying about CHIA-NYAH
Elijah Murphy
What the fuck do I do till monday
Easton Robinson
CFD :^)
Kevin Thompson
chinks are 'bugs', bugman implies too much humanity
Jaxon Long
This is nothing more than democrats pushing ridiculous things that will cost trillions just to then blame Trump when he doesn't pass it. Remember before the $1200 shit passed, democrats screamed about giving everyone upt to $4-5k a month rather than what the republicans proposed ($1k).. which they then settled at $1200 "weirdly" enough. It's just political bullshit being thrown around
Angel Campbell
Are we going to cut off China after this? No more buying goods from China, right?
Anyone want to bluepill me on XOM? They're up 37% within 3 weeks. If the next 3 weeks bring even half of that growth they'll reach. 51$ by the 1st of May. Currently open Calls for June are very cheap, all below 0.5. If I get a slew of calls ranging from 55 to 67.5, each of those will bring 250% profit come the 1st of May, and that's if XOM only raises by half the percentage that its raised to this point. Is there any reason I should doubt anything I've said?
Henry Myers
Yes. The best time to sell options is when volatility is decreasing from a spike (like now).
Brayden Carter
Golden cross doesn't really apply to inverse ETFs as they never hold trends for extended periods. What you're seeing there is just the big spike up from the initial crash being reflected in the moving averages.
Jaxson Miller
That isn’t necessarily a bad thing. If you get assigned from a call, provided the strike price is above your cost basis, you still make a profit.
See what Monday brings? Crude dropped from 35 to 23 in one day. If the cuts are enough on Friday, the oil majors should do well, if not, they're going to tank. Oil is going to be under 50$ till next year if it drops on monday
Blake Sullivan
It could potentially appeal to him at least a little since the most gibs will be given to those who are actually working and not essentially looking to stay attached to the government tit for as long as possible. It's the only rational conclusion I can come up with. I'd still take the money and just vote Trump regardless.
Luke Richardson
This. They are clamoring for more benefits for women and minorities who already get the most funds thrown at them for the disability of being brown and female. Yet when a problem comes that will mainly effects middle class people who actually work for a living, the Democrats are right their to fuck us straight in the asshole, time and time again. As it has always been. The Middle class must pay. Fuck the millennial, all hail the half senile boomer. Imagine the spin when they say Trump didn't close the borders fast enough.
Anthony Cooper
is futures frozen for anyone else?
Jeremiah Lee
but my profit margins...
Jaxon Lee
No, the elite will give them a stern look and then go right back to sucking that tiny yellow pee pee straight off.
Carson James
I have a call open on DHT holdings. I've never exercised a call before, not sure how it works. I think they're going to be fairly lucrative this year, div yield of 7.6, oil tanker company. Should I just sell my option (up 30%) and buy shares? Exercise one or two contracts? Not sure how it works if your call is in the money.
