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Previously on/SMG/:
SPY 280 PUTS JUN 19
mumus report in
that is a man!
>he's a permabull
and walluh just like that the DOW will never be under 23503 ever again
im tired of stocks
Raytheon bottomed, see y'all on the moon
>he's a permabear
this unironcally just happened
aaaaaaaaaaaand right back down
Where did all these green candles come from now?
can someone make a new thread, im at work and OP is retarded
Coordinated dump or nah?
SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Hey guys what are some good oil tankers to buy right now?
me :)
nice pic coomer
probably pottery barn or hobby lobby
>Crude oil down 9% instead of 12%
Oil seemed to have stopped throwing a bitch fit over the oil deal-
>Crude oil down 10.5%
really nigger?
I think everyone here has to decide if they are trading or holding. If your trading you buy the rumor sell news. You should have bought oil, and sold before meeting. The ideal scenario was priced in. Obviously it didn't pan out so it sold off after people realized that's it makes no difference.
If your holding. Fine, buy some big boys and hold. Who cares about these fluctuations?
If ur a gambler bet on some shale names, hope we bail them out or a real deal is reached(not likely)
I personally trade oil but am continuously buying tankers, mainly FRO. The glut of oil will continue so you play it.
You guys need a fuckin plan, dont just fuckin buy without an exit strategy
Wait, so it's open this Monday? I thought it was a 4 days off thing
Yikes
h-here we go
absolutely based OP
Based and TenchiMuyopilled
FUCK OFF HANNO
>Literally all it took for oil to tumble again and stocks to almost swing right back into the red
>Was Mexico saying "Eh, maybe not"
So it's really come to this huh
haha look at this completely organic and natural buying going into a long weekend with 17 million unemployed and the economy shut do- FUCK YOU JEROME FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Kek bobo BTFO
so if leveraged inverse ETFs decay if market go sideways, does sideways movement due to market being closed contribute or not
I am so fucking retarded
Why didn't I sell mro when I watched Robin hood crash at 10 from all the robots selling. My call was up 107%.
Any chance this improves over the weekend, or are we in for the fuckening
DOWN WE GO!! GOING TO CLOSE BLOOD RED.
i was so close to going in on amc a few days ago lol
PHEW
Why shouldn’t I go all in on AMC?
Its going to be bankrupt in less than a month
Amana please let me fuck you. I've gotten so many gains from your tweets and I just wanna reward you.
SCORPION GANG
Trump's gonna tweet this shit as soon as they reach an agreement
>bankruptcy rumors
fucking good. mom & pop theaters are so much better, plus Cineworld is a much better company. Regal theaters are fucking nice.
Gigantically painful hold bros.
Gonna sell at last minute
how would that be a reward for her?
I want to do both, but fuck trading is way too hard, I'm just gonna hold. My plan for today was to buy UCO if the deal went through. Now gonna hold over the weekend and sell on Monday if it doesn't get better.
I was talking to friends irl about buying the dip with XOM was 31.45 (I bought at 31.50) and my friend trusts me to not fuck up so she's planning on investing about $600 on my direction to invest.
heres my question: she has other friends who she asks what they invest in since they are always bragging about their gains, and they never tell her. Why WOULDN'T you want you friends to make money? I think they are lying about their gains, what do you gain from not helping your friends. Ofcourse if you make the wrong call, youre both losing, but her and I make sure to set aside money to invest.
BUY
AND
HOLD
WHERE IS BASED DIVIDENDS INVESTOR??!?!?!!?!?
RTX Chads we need some wojacks
I really hope he does
which stock?
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
>MEXICO REFUSES OPEC+ OIL CUTS, THREATENS TO WITHDRAW: DELEGATES
I don’t tell my friends what to invest in. If things go wrong I don’t want to be liable.
How is this sustainable?
We're hitting insane unemployment rates, businesses going under.
Underageb&
holy shit
Don't even worry about the decay. The leverage makes it irrelevant for short time frames, meaning up to a week or so. If you expect a move down sometime next week, decay isn't worth considering.
if leveraged inverse ETFs decay if market go sideways, does sideways movement due to market being closed contribute or not
OH FUCK SELL SELL SELL
I can't even get any cheapies come on bitches is that all you got?
ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE?
ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL?
inb4 "priced in"
I feel horrible every move is the wrong one
GOD DAMN IT MEXICO
>everything's green for weeks on end and people think there's no end in sight when the entire world is trying to 'buy the dip'
No.
NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OILERNOS
BASED MEXICO
BASED MEXICO
BASED MEXICO
BASED MEXICO
BASED MEXICO
one literally who tweeted that to try to gain followers
HE SOLD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ok thanks fren i thought my question was lost in jerome's chaos
>How is this sustainable?
>We're hitting insane unemployment rates, businesses going under.
PUMP IT
fucking mexico
it can dip further
lmao THIS. fucking retards
MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN MEXICO IS PRICED IN
Just rolled outta bed. Alright oil sell off! Now we're talkin. I have plans for you next week, mud water.
SO IF MEXICO DOESNT SHOW UP, IS THIS GOOD FOR US OILFAGS?
I closed my short this morning and then bought the top today, stock fell 10% over the day.
why does this happen.
Ryoko was the sexiest!
Just had that sexcat energy...
Yeah be responsibke for your friends and families investements bro. That will work out just great
It rising too slowly.
I'm scared
>Hurrrrr Raytheon bottomed!!! xD
>still up $2 from yesterday
Oh sweet summer child
AHHHHH SELLLLLL AND DON'T HOLD FOR YEARS LIKE A RETARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I hope Mexico refuses.
If you suck at trading don't trade. Pick a different timeline and do that. Maybe u can trade daily, or weekly, or whatever. Pick something you can do and do not stray from it. I trade oil and gold. Anytime I try a different stock I fuck up. I make a lot with oil and gold but always lose when I stray. Get an idea, block out the background noise and run with it. If ur wrong fine, just cut losses.
this. this is pure degenerate gambling. XOM is king of their industry despite having a horrible CEO. they can only go up
because you are dumb and make poor decisions
I always lie about gains to friends and family. When I lose/make under 10%, I made 20%. When I make 50% or more, I broke even.
j. powell really has lost his mind, feds now buying junk bonds. next step is directly buying equities. the economy is busted, damage has been done. anyone going long with year-long holding in mind and thinking that everything will recover is out of his mind. at this pace the US will look worse than japan.
>that ear
should i just give up
i'm down 15k out of 19k fuck me
Me too. Then the next day the news comes out.
Do I cut my loses and sell BP before its too late?
no
losing is how you become stronger
>Yes if you just want to invest in a well performing ETF. If you want the highest gains you need to gamble on individual stocks, they are two different strategies
But they claim their investment strategy is for long term holding, so no gambling, they nontheless still divide their portfolios like that, and offer 5 portfolios depending on risk (risk related). How do you rate those vs just buying the Global Index? Of course they also have commisions.. so im not sure if it's worth it. Im just new to this, so I dont want to fuck it up.
>If you get the timing right you'll outperform DCAing but some retards wait for years for "the next big dip".
When would you say it's the right time to buy? if you had 100k, would you go all in now or within this month to see how much of a disaster coronavirus is, or would you DCA?
Also, would you have a more diversified portfolio (like pic related) or would you just stick to 100% Vanguard Global Index? (100% of the money that will go in investments of this nature.. because for the high risk gambling im going to buy BTC, maybe as high as 20 or 30k, because I dont want to wait to be 100 years old to have a shoot at being rich. I need 2 million €. 1 million€ to generate passive income, I need at least 20k€ yearly. Then another million € to buy a dream house in Barcelona, then im set. And I should continue recieving some money from the internet from my ranked content but im not counting on this lasting forever because they derank you, they pass retarded laws to force people into wagecucking etc, that is why im obsessed with saving as much as possible to least generate 20k€ passively.
oh...fuck
STALLING TACTIC. WAITING FOR MARKET TO CLOSE
>there are people in here that unironically bought the top and made a new general because of it.
How exactly?
What is up with the Japanese market? I hear about it being whacked out all the time but I don't really know why/what's wrong with it
BUY HIGH, SELL LOW
anyone who isnt holding onto their oil right now is literally retarded
Look within yourself.
Can you find your kuyashii or gambatte in there?
all the regals near me are ghetto as fuck
the AMC is the nice one here
Starting to think the same thing.
The Saudis invested billions into oil companies over the last week
Updates on Beanerland??? What’s going to happen with oil bros???? Do I bail???
TOO COCKY
>(risk related)
I meant to say pic related.
Also, if I never make it to 2.000.000€, id rather live in my mom's flat but have all my money invested so I can have passive income and still be able to save and reinvest without having to wagecuck. I will continue working on online content until my niche remains profitable.
you'll probably regret selling your bp unless you've really got some dire debts to pay
I mean yeah I should really not do anymore leveraged etfs, the decay sucks. Just gonna try to day trade regular stocks that way at least I can hold them for a while if I don't see green right away.
i've been saying it. this shit is engineered as fuck. the people in that room are going to be the first to buy
its priced in
What do you think about OXY?
Monday open.
>tfw jumped entirely out this morning
DOOMP IT AGAIN
th-thanks user
OH NO NO NO OILBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
Are you a divvy bro or not?
Went almost 100% up using leveraged short etf.
Started to use options.
Made some retarded trades, like 155 4/17 puts and etc.
Now I'm bagholding 5/1 210 puts and today i've lost another 1k on another retarded trade.
God. Kill me.
BUY SEMIS NOW OR WAIT FOR THE OPTIMISM TO FADE??!!
Kinda finna grab some more nvda amd or amat
Japan has terrible deflation issues, and it’s really not all that similar.
Also this.
>he missed the bottom
NOT SO FAST OILKEKS!
Never change bulls hehe never change. You short sighted fucks
EN.GIN.EERED
fuck it
ordered up some more RDS.B
Stop watching kikeshit
>that Chamath interview
kek
I bought the top
jesus christ these assholes
U sound new and obviously need to learn. Id look into a major player like xom or something. Buy a position and trade options around that position. Grow ur xom stack and trade calls and puts around it's movement. Leveraged etfs eventually bite u
do we open green Monday?
thanks mexico
Nice, thanks bro
My stocks go up? I must be doing something right!
Buy more.
My stocks go down? Cheapies!
Buy more.
I have been to the theater once and it was to watch the new Konosuba movie, subbed of course.
weird, no AMCs near me but both Regals are the works. Full reclining chairs, beer on tap, etc. I also live rural as fuck.
Mexico is stalling until market closes.
fuckers.
Can some user explain why in "the wheel" strategy, it is preferred to start by selling puts? As opposed to selling Calls? Also, is the wheel strategy even advisable in the current insane world market?
Based RTX GANG
>Japan has terrible deflation issues, and it’s really not all that similar.
Did you see the recent bill that lets the fed give bailouts without reporting? We are headed there.
Who is this bitch and why is she trying to pressure mexico via twitter?
Ask yourself why.
bought GUSH and BTC. will delete robinhood
see you guys next year
Fucking burrito niggers FUCK THEM!
>open
>monday
no
Mexico fucking please, just take the damn deal, there is still 32 minutes left for oil to moon.
probably called a break so trump can scream at mexico over the phone
>Saudi Arabia wants US to cut production
>Trump will not cut production, wants to ramp up production
>No demand, and market flooded
Tweet tweet
good fuck you vultures and speculators
>tfw was considering RTX but bought BP instead because le oil gains
>who is this bitch
could be a dedicated very specific LARPer since she isn't verified.
But that'd be quite a thing to LARP
How is that deflationary?
she's an oil bitch. she works for saudis
I think it sucks. Is it worth the risk? Not at this price. Completely mismanaged shit. However, do you think trump bails out our names?
FED PUMPING ANOTHER 2.3 TRILLION INTO THE MARKET
rip bears
>puts are more expensive
>iv is high so selling is preferred BUT with this volatility be prepared to actually get exercised
It's going to pump?
leveraged etfs aren't meant to be held overnight, the reset means you can still lose even if it goes up
yeah because killing oil would be awesome for trump
I love that the company I work for is a meme stock now
I don't fucking care anymore beaners. You can keep your food. Just get the fuck out and let us tariff your country.
Yes
>ELI LILLY DOWNGRADED ON VALUATION
Should I take my gains and cash out?
Famous Mexican cosplayer, big bernie supporter