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PEAK OIL EDITION
>Brokers
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>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/vore/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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>stonks

EoD dump y/n?

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>Me and my SDOW

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>10.6% unemployment in the states today

GIVE ME YOUR ESTIMATIONS FOR END OF THE MONTH

tiddies

All I ever wanted is to drill the earth my lego rock raiders...

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I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

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SAUDI AND RUSSA HUG AND MAKE UP HURRY THE FUCK UP

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I told you about oil bro

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looks like they're going to let USA shoulder the blame

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hmmm, why's my WTIU untradeable?

losing 52k
fucking moron lmao

30m and S&P at 3.3k

WSJ: Saudi Arabia, Russia Bury Oil Differences, Agree on Big Output Cuts

>Saudi Arabia and Russia agreed in principle Thursday on a deal to carry out the biggest organized oil production cuts in decades, after a month-long feud that devastated oil prices.

Oil prices shot higher ahead of the announcement before abruptly losing momentum and shedding most of their gains on a day of volatile trading. U.S. crude was up 3.4% at $25.95 a barrel and Brent crude oil was last up 3.2% at $33.91 a barrel, having earlier been up 10%.

>The agreement comes as Saudi Arabia and other oil exporters look for ways to cut a total of 20 million barrels a day from global supply, OPEC-country officials told The Wall Street Journal.

>During the video call, Russian Energy Minister Alexander Novak said that only coordinated actions by OPEC, Russia and other countries would achieve results, as oil demand has fallen by 10-15 million barrels a day and storage is filling up around the world.

>The muted market reaction came in that context.

>“Maybe the market was betting on a bit more in the volume than was announced,” said Bjornar Tonhaugen, head of oil markets at consulting firm Rystad Energy. “It’s also lacking detail when it comes to the baseline level and whether the deal hinges on cooperation from other nations outside of OPEC+.”

>Saudi Arabia and Russia are also waiting for positive signals to come from a virtual conference of G-20 countries set for Friday. Key oil producers such as the U.S., Canada and Brazil are scheduled to attend. Regulators in Texas—the U.S.’s biggest oil-producing state—are also set to debate on April 14 whether they will force companies to curtail output.

Remember to take Yas Forums sentiment as an inverse indicator of market direction.

HOLY SHIT BROS I BOUGHT 1000 SHARES OF ICD @ $3 THIS MORNING ITS UP TO $10.49

>this is the top, said the increasingly nervous bear for the fourth time this month
I'm holding 2x POSITIVE leveraged ETFs into the long weekend and nobody can stop me

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oil has almost stopped moving entirely after signaling dump

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YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTF JUST HAPPENED TO THE EURO

I just made 3K trading PRU stock, I have 10k to invest further, I was looking at Boeing is that retarded? Any recommendations?

Didn't they just go into bankruptcy. Good luck man.

>OPEC SOURCE SAYS BOTH SAUDI AND RUSSIA WILL BOTH CUT 23% FROM THEIR 11 MLN BPD BASELINES - RTRS
What does this even mean? Two times 23% of 11 Million barrels a day so around 4 Million barrels a day in combination?

Hentai or blacked?

prove it

>ICD
What the absolute fuck is happening? Why would oil drillers be mooning right now?

>Bulls getting overconfident
>Bears starting to give up

If there ever was an indicator for us being at the peak before the big boys give you all the big dick, this would be it

Threadly reminder, fed fighting stack despiting loss exponentializing bears are FUCKING STUPID

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OH NO NO NO NO
WE GOT TOO COCKY OILBROS

you're right I can't stop you, but I can call you a retard and a nigger

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true but this is a clown market so all indicators are upside down

cocky bulls = big bull cocks

Now that's what I call bagholding

I couldn't handle it, I sold
I don't trust this long weekend one bit
On the other hand Jerome brrr & litt jesus is coming back so yeah

Oh, they're being redeemed today. Guess I missed that.

So fucking based

are you retarded?

Forgot to post from the WSJ article, nothing is set in stone though.
For Saudi Arabia, the output curbs will involve removing 4 million barrels a day from its April production levels, while Russia has agreed to cut 2 million barrels a day.

Pussy

Nice dude. I'm proud of you for admitting that.

>retail investors actually are going to force the market back to a bull

Oil dropping again.

Imagine selling before trump gets re-elected

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sold my MRO bags nice 11% gains can't be mad about that. it's pretty overbought

USD/EUR is super interesting right now.

Also the gold pump today

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I scratched the fuck out of a lamborghini rim today and I'm going to have to pay for it. Let's have a better day boys.

PLEASE GO DOWN PLEASE I MISSED THE BOTTOM YOU GUYS SAID THERE WOULD BE ANOTHER DIP
WHERE IS THE DIP YOU ASSHOLES

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called it
5 million is half of the trump tweet
gonna take another from the US pledging the other 5 million to undo this
i'm out of day trades so i'm completely fucked and i saw it coming

CASH GANG

>trump gets re-elected

As fucking senile Biden is, he polls exceedingly well against Trump in ways Hillary never was doing. He actually does well in the swing states Hillary was fucking up on and never had a solid hold on

Well lads looks like I'm bagholding on oil. Kill me.

w00tage

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Should I hold or sell AAL with a 24% profit???

I'm still 50% cash, I'm not confident the Fed manipulation will last.

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safe holds over the long weekend?

when did you buy?

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based and cashpilled

>he bought today

Sell man. Always take profit
Take if from someone that has lost 90% and was up 50 and 10% at certain points.

>implying moderates that didn't turn out for Hilldawg won't turn out for Malarkey Man

>polls
stop this

Same for me. I'm stuck long in WTI with 2/3 of all my moneys.

oil is about to tank massively and that money has to go somewhere

RTX CHADS WE GOT TO COCKY ITS GOING DOWN.

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imagine thinking a Biden presidency isn't bullish
that old half in the grave fart will let businesses run wild for the last 3 years he has left

Please user take your 25% profit!!!!

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GE with oil meeting going well

so after this and they come to an agreement...is there no more OPEC meetings for the remaining year?

but this would imply I should sell Raytheon and obviously I should not sell Raytheon

NZD/AUD/USD/EUR just went crazy

dxy is crumbling

THIS PRICE ACTION IS SO OMINOUS HOLY FUCK YOU CAN HEAR THE ROLLERCOASTER CLACKING GET THE FUCK OUT NOW

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What the fuck is going on with oil? Didn't Saudi made a deal with Russians?

this

reuters.com/article/us-usa-election-poll/clinton-has-90-percent-chance-of-winning-reuters-ipsos-states-of-the-nation-idUSKBN1322J1

It's not like there's a limit to the meetings. If they decide they need to adjust oil price, they'll just have another emergency meeting.

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Guys look what's happening to the world currencies

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Is this bullish?

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Just liquidated. I'm ready for a fire sale

Was going to post about this.

What the fuck? Why is the Euro rising with SPY?
Shouldn't it be otherwise?

My brokerage account is in EUR and the synchronized back an fourth is murdering my profits.
I'm profiting more from Biotech because their stocks go opposite to the SPY. Even make money on stocks on the red.

not until they announce another one

Polls weren't terribly inaccurate for the 2016 election. It had Hillary winning the popular vote, which she did. People are just retarded and didn't account for the fact that we determine winner by the electoral college, and she did significantly worse in the swing states which people decided to ignore

>trips
holy fucking shit i'm liquidating as we speak

DO YOU FEEL IN CONTROL??

(((IMF)))

They would like that wouldn't they

I have no idea how to read forex pls explain

all I understand is leaf money is garbage

>polls
Oh no, lol. He doesn’t know

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Way too low.

can't dump the fed

who cares who can predict the popular vote, it's not relevant to anything.Do you really think professional pollsters like nate silver don't know about the electoral college, or do you think that they were just wrong

based. i used to have an austin powers poster on my wall next to stacy kiebler.

Irrelevant. Corona is already a confirmed nothingburger. It's over.

NOT SO FAST OILBEARS
i think everyone's just watching this woman's twitter

reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-france-confinement/obesity-is-major-covid-19-risk-factor-says-french-chief-epidemiologist-idUSKBN21Q0S7
> Being overweight is a major risk for people infected with the new coronavirus and the United States is particularly vulnerable because of high obesity levels there, France’s chief epidemiologist said on Wednesday.

Is Amerifats being fat as fuck priced in?

Just bought 100 shares of SH
Anime Niggas rise up

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Biden's thunder has been stolen away by coronavirus. He's also senile and probably a child molester or at least has a track record of sexually harassing women. Nobody on the left is that crazy for him, which means they won't get out of their houses in large numbers to vote for him. The states where people hate Trump so much they'll vote for anyone else are blue states, and so they don't matter for the electoral college.

>he bet against America
Sorry fags, you’re losing money if you aren’t bullish

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this fucking frog roasting the burgers man thats unforgivable trump's gunna have his say later during the press conference

this is very bullish

usd down?
eur up?
gold up?
=> nothing?

Fuck I just sold some XLE
up 41% but still

unironically, long term bullish.

im betting against the incompetent politicians. i am a true american. you are a socialist. this is the height of the bulltrap.

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Has anyone here every used vectorvest or trade ideas? Is it just a meme or do they actually work? Have you used them? Pros and cons?

Where the peepee?

Nah man, he murdered Trump with words recently. Pic related.

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Oh no, RTX bros. We got too cocky!

crude's signaling a large upswing

anyone still holding Luckin Coffee

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I use trade ideas, but things are too unpredictable right now & its pretty expensibo. I would bide your time. Take up a hobby.

They want world crypto that they would control

>OPEC cutting but US not
Great time to buy some US oil companies

OH NO NO NO NO BULLS WE GOT TOO COCKY

Canada just had a Supreme Court Justice rip his pepperonis, is this bullish?

my dick's signaling a large upswing

kek someone post the stocktwtits screenshots

see you at the bottom friendo

I've got about 2k in cash right now and havent the foggiest idea what to put it in so was thinking these platforms might work for me. How have you been liking it?

Unironically, yes. America is one of the greatest countries on Earth for the amount of opportunity you can find here, but if there's one thing we've got a problem with, it's responsibility. It's easier to blame other [things] for your own shortcomings than it is to change yourself, and we've got the market cornered on that.

cashing out stocks to hop into crude

Thank you reddit for making this not funny anymore

Me. 100 shares @ $5.67.

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oh man, I wanna understand stocks and futures and shit. But when I see everybody getting liquidated, stuck on positions and burning their money, I think its good like that.

>goes up $17 in 2 days
>loses $4 in mid-day trading
>WTF BROS SELL SELL SELL
no

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Im only here for the pink wojaks in 90 minutes

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Wat?
Can’t find any news about Canada pepperonis.