This makes no fucking sense at all

cringe

>biggest commie in america just got forced out of his own party
>2.3 trillion USD hitting americans this week with not shit to go and spend it on for the 90% that didnt lose their jobs
>the fact that USD was just mass printed lowering its value and making other assets (in this case the stock market) increase in value
i dont know what to tell you op

You've had HEAVY asset inflation for 10 years. Now you're getting some deflation. Chillax

Market clearly thinks things will go back to normal before long. and actually it's a cheap to get in. plus people are probably thinking they can borrow enough money to get through the hardships

ya we're totally going to all time highs next month user! all in bro!~

>This makes no fucking sense at all.
>We are at December level. Literally before the virus existed. Now we are in a full blown pandemic. World trade is crumbling, 16.5 million already lost their job with a possibility of 20%+ being unemployed. Stocks were overvalued before.
Priced in

Also zoom out

>Do you really think people are going to buy the brand new Iphone with their Trump bucks? Or maybe switch to an overpriced Tesla?

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its almost as though its .. priced in

It's almost as though you have no clue what you're talking about

I'm salty my tax return and trumpbux aren't in yet. I want more link

>Do you really think people are going to buy the brand new Iphone with their Trump bucks? Or maybe switch to an overpriced Tesla?
Nah fuck dat shiet, I'm gettin some clean ass Js

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non meme answer: Fed is buying ETF right now. it's on the path of Japanese market.
Trump will ban short-selling in our life time. US market will never go back down again.
2 trillion sounds a lot? lol no fucking anymore we can print as many 2 gorrilion as we want

I want to believe, but I'm losing my faith

you need to understand what deploying 500b to buy leveraged etfs and junk bonds means for the maket, the bottoms in

a dead cat bounce gets sold off this has been a steady very strong uptrend, no doubt of fed buying and once this shits over 3000 they’ll keep it lifted up, why would /they/ want a bear market and for chinks and saudis to buy up whole industries cheap

Seething bobos. Post your puts.

You need to understand you are nowhere near as smart as you think and that rattling off buzzwords does not impress or intimidate most people

It doesn't have to make sense to some 70iq retard like yourself.

I’m long since 2440 I don’t need to impress anyone, all that matters is did you make money on the move, the majority are expecting the rally to fail and the fed just gonna squeeze those shorts to an ath by eoy, stay bitter bobo and take your meds.

>The feds will save us
>Take your meds
Glow harder faggot.

no u

I can't describe how satisfying it is to watch bears get blown the fuck out and scramble for data points and reasoning to justify their thesis instead of looking at things from an objective point of view. All manner of decision-making bias is on display across the web as bears collectively SEETHE. Of course the MARKET is wrong, it certainly can't be YOU that's wrong, right?

get fucking rekd, turns out you're not all as smart as you think you are.

I’m all in dwsh

The market is being inflated by the fed you kike.

who’s been wrong so far? Me long or you calling for doom, you’re bitter cause you missed the bottom, you won’t buy here cause it’s sure to crash, you’ll never buy and you missed your once in a decade shot at half price stocks kid, forget it

What is with all this black and white bulls vs bears shit? It is typical of dumb people, ie most of the posters on Yas Forums, to reduce things to X vs Y. Have none of you idiots heard of hedging your position? What the fuck makes you think I'm a 'bear' and losing all my money because I think we haven't reached the bottom?

but just think about what an incredible Learning opporutnity is!!1

doomers rn

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Short squeeze/bull trap

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Turned out it was a nothingburger after all.

>NOOOOOOO, WAIT FOR THE BOTTOM
>DONT GO ALL IN, IT IS TOO DANGEROUS
>THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, IT’S GETTING MUCH WORSE
>LEARN WHAT EXPONENTIAL MEANS!!!!
>PEOPLE ARE DYING!!!!! THE ECONOMY IS GOING TO COLLAPSE
>SELL YOUR STOCKS! SELL YOUR STOCKS! WE ARE NOT EVEN NEAR BOTTOM!!!!!!!!!!
>IM SO SCARED GUYS IM LITERALLY SHAKING

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Do you really believe we’re headed to an ATH? Massive bear trend has only just begun. Let’s say it does go back and beyond. The FED bought. The dollar will be wrecked going forward into next year.

>yes, i bought the dip. How could you tell?

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OP what if I told you that the reason that the NASDAQ, an index that tracks AMERICAN companies is pumping is because most of the world is getting BTFO'd right now, and the US is poised to become even more powerful than they have ever been before?

If you aren't buying into American manufacturing companies (the types of companies that the nasdaq tracks) with literally everything you have, then you don't deserve to make it.

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is 16.5 million first time unemployed really nothing to you people? 6m was already scary as hell

Because the numbers are indicating that the OG death predictions are wrong. It's going to come back.

>Market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.
This
>Also the virus is a fucking hoax, you gullible cuck
Not this. 9 million people out of work isn't a hoax. This is worse than 2008 yet market is only down like 10% or something.

this meme is getting very boring
>NOOOOOO I'M POSTING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID WITH A DUMB FACE TO IMPLY YOU WERE BEING DUMB LOOOOOL!!!!

and you didn't expect the Fed to step in to help cushion the blow from his historic fallout? When it's clear they do that every single fucking time? Sounds more like your inability to see how this was actually going to pan out. More bear cope and seethe

the us has the highest cases and deaths everyday how are we not getting btfoed too

9 million people out of work BECAUSE WE SPECIFICALLY SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN. THE BUSINESSES THEMSELVES WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THEIR FUCKING EMPLOYEES BACK, AS SOON AS THIS FUCKING ECONOMY IS RE-OPENED. THEY WEREN'T LAID OFF DUE TO ACTUAL BUSINESS CONDITIONS WORSENING, THEY WERE LAID OFF AT GOVERNMENT MANDATE TO SHUT DOWN, YOU ABJECT FUCKING MORON. IN THE INTERIM, THE FED IS GOING TO BACKSTOP ALL ECONOMIC LOSS TO THE TUNE OF 5 TRILLION DOLLARS WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY A FULL QUARTER OF US GDP. WE /WILL/ RE-OPEN, AND THESE PEOPLE /WILL/ GO BACK TO WORK AND IT /WILL/ BE OKAY, AND IT /IS/ PRICED IN, YOU STUPID FUCKING BEAR

this, from the moment the stimulus bill got signed and confirmed I bought, gotta he stupid not to

>he fell for the r*ddit nothingburger
This whole thing is just a flu unironically. This was a ruse to take money from retards like you. You're being filtered out of the wealthpool.

Nothing to do with anything. No matter what the death rate is, service economies are still dead for months, air travel dead for years, borders closed for years, factories around the world not running at full capacity for months, people out of jobs right now. What the fuck does it matter how many people die at this point, the damage is already done and we won't recover any time soon

Stocks only go up

>every country that printed unlimited cash did fine in the end

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How come all these major brokerages are holding their shorts with iron gloves? Just stubborn, right?
Just can't admit their wrong?

>NOOOO!!!! NOT MY HECKIN' POSTERINOS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST POST AN EXAGGERATED CARIACATURE OF MY HECKIN' POSTERINOS WITH A STUPID BASEDJACK FACE!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR-DIDDLY-INO!!!!

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>High population
>High cumulative deaths

Really agitating my almongs here.

it's fine when the money printed offsets the loss due to everything being shut down. In theory it should more or less equal out.

>this meme is getting very boring
>>NOOOOOO I'M POSTING THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU SAID WITH A DUMB FACE TO IMPLY YOU WERE BEING DUMB LOOOOOL!!!!

Cope and dilate

>he didnt buy the dipperino

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people turned bear at the bottom and got eaten alive and started opening massive “sure thing” puts, happens everytime . If you held shit will be back to normal by eoy, even the boomers ain’t stressed they just chilling but the plebs here are panicking calling for another 50% drop after the feds now stepped in, lol deluded

>Do you really think people are going to buy the brand new Iphone with their Trump bucks?
absolutely

i don't know who these "major brokerages" are, but at the end of the day they're just men with the same clear decision-making biases on display everywhere else. Muh dead cat bounce, muh bear market rally, etc. Maybe they'll change their tune at 3k.

dont you understand that you are a normie and that normies always lose?

Normies never expect a recession, when they do the only thing that happenis is ATH, get over it.

>NOOOOOO NOT MY PUTERINOS! THIS BETTER CAUSE MAD MAX SO YOU CAN SUFFER WITH ME

Can’t go up forever. Right? Right?!?

god fishing for you kids is too easy

Bonds have negative to 0% expected return moving forward.
Cash has a negative to 0% expected return moving forward.
Money has to move somewhere.
Hint: stocks have a 2-3%+ real return moving forward.

Stock valuation is now essentially meaningless do to the 'rona

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I’ve been short since January but I maxed out Roth for more shorts and that’s what’s been hurting me

meanwhile the vix continues to fall, they hedge their longterm positions and also manipulate people to short so they get squeezed. Now take your meds

Cope

>air travel dead for years
>borders closed for years
You need to calm down spastic. There are already drugs that are showing signs of being good treatments for the virus. Some people didn't even stop partying when they weren't meant to during the quarantine. Your entire theory realizes on the idea that people are smart, They are not and will go back to normal patterns.

>Hint: stocks have a 2-3%+ real return moving forward
Bold statement to make during a global economic crisis

Looks like you misunderstood what I wrote.
Bonds have negative to 0% expected return moving forward.
Cash has a negative to 0% expected return moving forward.
...
..
.
Folks are realizing this and moving from bonds --------> stocks.