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investopedia.com
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>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
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>Misc
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market24hclock.com
fintel.io
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KHOLS BABY. UP UP UP UP
I love money
RTX master race reporting in
Imagine not having bought into RTX before $60
bros whats the smg consensus on pipeliners such as OKE?
>vore
BASED edition
How much can the money printer take till it overheats?
I should've fucking bought yesterday when I had the chance. GOD DAMNIT.
Can UCO just go up a little bit man. First time trying to be a bull and the price crabs.
I can't
I like this meme that actually has legit financials
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>50% retrace from ath
Did you catch the bottom Yas Forums?
Oil bro’s what price we selling CPE at??
Bought in at .52 fuck the bears
Soft quarantine lift comes next week, they are gonna tell anyone over 60 to stay inside or prepare to die
of course fucking not
>Imagine thinking money is real
God DAMMIT I hate being on my broker's naughty list because I sold something too early. I deposited more cash today, LET ME USE IT
I did and it feels good.
>tfw just want the markets to go back to normal so I can resume my boring selling conservative puts and covered calls strategy without fearing for my life
thats a man
Only if it's giantess vore.
Holding 140 shares user, we are going to make it!
>I need DHT to go to 5.50 to break even on my put
>Tapped 5.56 and went back up
SOON. We are not even halfway to expiry.
Only good vore is anal vore.
Lol
something something risk premium
I just want normal dividend yields again bros
I finally bought back in.
Expect there to be a new crash soon.
Frens i feel so miserable because i profited 0 from that dip. I was always so convinced that everything would drop further because i was sure the markets had been overpriced for months before corona and that there was a huge bubble.
Of course i'm stupid but is there any possibility to feel less miserable?
Sold mine at .57
They're in a lot of debt / have been on a decline for a few years already so I didn't want to touch them much
But high volatility means high premium!
this is why we cant have nice things
Get poo in loo bobo off CNBC already god damn
stop listening to peter schiff
Going to purchase a Bitcoin today.
Fuck the FED
This. I never wanted to buy a call, yet here I am taking profit with it. I''m nearly back up to pre crash level. I don't know if I should tap out until the retest. I honestly think we may have bottomed, but we aren't getting away without a retest.
you're not me
That’s a dude
reposting from the previous thread:
Is grizzly reports reputable?
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRIPFAGS
FUCK STOCKS
ALL IN CASH
I will never forgive myself. I had wanted to, thought I could wait a day and see how the oil thing panned out. Fuck
giantess anal vore.
I kept saying it and nobody listened
Is the market gonna drop when every one realizes that Trumpbux are just the friends we made along the way
>Boeing orders canceled
seekingalpha.com
BULLISH!! You dont need to hire people or buy materials if there are no orders! Imagine the cost savings!
Bought in at .43. Selling at 10
>GME
your overall thesis is probably right, but you just failed to consider the fact that every recession on record has always had a major bull rally
when people see stocks plummet, people want to buy them on the cheap because they know it will rise in the future
a lot of people also have enough money to not be concerned with the timing the exact bottom. They see a plateau and they're okay with holding for 10 - 20 years and seeing what happens then
hold pussy
>not hitting circuit breakers or breaking records = crab market
getting real sick of retards abusing this meme
Fuck yeah my dildo is getting an anal insertion too bros
any FED or Trump talking on national television? i want my oil stocks to go up
Long CHK faggots
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
.
So the smart play is buy before close and hold with calls over the weekend? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Imagine not holding gold right now as the Fed hyperinflates your fiat into nothing
opec closed session just started
Do american brokerages really charge $0 commission on buying and selling stocks?
nice.
>They actually bought that we were going to reduce oil production LMAO
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you have to be crazy to hold over 3 days
I went from $400 to $140 to $6200 over the course of 4 weeks. I'm at $50 3 weeks later. How do you feel about that?
How long will it take?
Time decay retard
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am upset I only bought 10 shares at 60. 600 dollars out of my 8k....now 7k-ish stack so was fearful putting too much in in case of down day. Silly me. Still waiting for next dip to buy more though, no way am I putting in more today when it looks like all hell is about to collapse soon enough.
Yup. Robinhood does $0 options too.
Fellow bears. I'm down 50% on my puts. If SPY busts through 281 I think I'm cutting my losses
In the meantime....here's to a BIG RED DILDO.
kek, GE just inked a deal with the pentagon to build engines for some plane they got. also inked a deal to supply some china plane with engines. healthcare is cranking out medical stuff, they just stuffed 20 billion in the bank from the biopharma deal.
AAAAAA SHOULD I KEEP MY 210-220 5/1 PUTS?
got any link where i can follow this i can't seem to find any lad
i’m realtively new to investing, bought my first put, GME 4/17 3.5 put price. Do i have to sell it or is itdone manually on 4/17 assuming it goes lower than breakeven point?
WE'RE NOT STUPID, OK
that's betting on the market being up on monday
you could also bet on the market being down on monday
or you could hedge with calls and puts if you think it's going to move, but not sure the direction
or you could move to cash and wait to see what news comes out over the weekend and plan your next week accordingly
Bought 6 dollars worth because left over money. Why the fuck not? Thanks for the tip. See you when my 6 dollars is 40.
Why would you buy such a shitty stonk
*inhale*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zoom out breh
Guys, there's no turning back. It's only up from here. Oh boyoooo
>bullbros always post hot chicks with fat asses
>bearfags always posting some cringe anime shit
Cant make this shit up
why not in canada?
GOTTEM HAHAHAHAHA
>bulls are 3dpd simps
>bears are patricians of foreign cultures
I'M GOING TO SHORT THE S&P 500 AND THE RUSSELL
So puts on CHK?
hmmmm
lol
C is the next RTX btw, its still half off buy it you rejects
rock solid right now bois
ALRIGHT OILFRENS POST EM
GRATZ TO ALL THE GIGACHADS WHO MADE THOUSANDS
WE CALLED THIS SHIT
TO ALL OUR SMALLER BROS WHO ARE GREEN: NO PROFIT IS TOO SMALL
REMEMBER: IT'S NOT ABOUT MAXIMIZING GAINS, BUT PROTECTING YOUR CAPITAL
I’m a mumu but I agree with this sentiment
buy mopar stock.
You can exercise it on that date if you have the money (being that GME is basically stock, shouldn't be hard)
so much squeeze about to happen
Based Chad
bullish
When do we sell our calls oilbros? The price dip is due to everyone selling off immediately after OPEC announced cuts, right? Shouldn't oil come back up or am I not properly taking clown market into account?
>Bankruptcy
What a joke in Jerome's economy
Why the fuck would anyone work when the stock market exists this thing is a cheat code
Bought the 3 main Cruise stocks, now totaling about 6% of my portfolio. I know they're in the shitter but it can't get any worse for them atm. I expect them to double at least.
congrats on the green but man you invested 900 dollars. tone it down a bit.
poorfag
>kek
no fucking way
Are we having a sell off EOD? or a pump?
That picture is old as fuck
RIPIP
I want back in GORO but it's taking off, thoughts?
they can easily go bankrupt
What capital?
They'll get worse after earnings report. That's when you buy
I don't browse reddit or Yas Forums so I wouldn't know.
Buy everything
Coin flip
>CNBC arguing about how to be less like yurop
lmao
Help out a brainlet, bros:
>wait for this shit to settle down
>take cheap study loan (5% for 3 yrs, then 1% after that)
>put it all into copying traders on etoro
Is this too risky or is it free money?
OH NOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DEAR GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHAT ABOUT BEING SHUT DOWN FOR A YEAR!?
WHAT ABOUT CORONA GETTING WORSE!?
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure am glad I didn't sell my jnug to buy more oil yet. I've even given it a nickname.
That's priced in because the media has been talking about total apocalypse for the cruise industry for ages now
I buy Europe stocks and treat them like bonds
essentially dividend zombies that will barely appreciate
>no one wants to hold over the “long weekend”
>clown market
it’s a pump, my guy
sorry bears, I shouldve popped my cork to frankie foster but at least my lord dominator prediction was spot on
I tried to buy, but it was in the process of transitioning from RTN into RTX and it wouldn't let me execute the trade. I got frustrated and just forgot about it.
It's a valid topic - we're slowly becoming Japan right now.
FUCK THE FED
FUCKING COMMIE NIGGERS
May: Softer quarantine measures
June: All under 70s back to normal life
July: Everything back to normal
August: Huge buying, deals, travelling, etc
September: New ATHs
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Mining stocks mining stocks mining stocks
>oil back up after panic sells left
kek, we back in this oilbros
Guys is it a good idea to begin trading stonks when JPow keeps printing free money?
No srsly should I get into trading like the cool guys from wallstreetbets?
I MISSED THE DIP
WHAT SHOULD I BUY BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.
What?
This is quite literally just pattern trading. The trader sees [positive news], he assumes that everyone else will see [positive news] and buy because of that, so he buys. Repeat this 1,000 times over and you get this slap-shit rally.
Wait until Q2 earnings. And then Q3 earnings. Have fun convincing people to buy your shitty stock when the company's sales are near zero dollars zero cents declining quarter-over-quarter.
The evidence that the market hasn't fully processed reality is clear in many stocks like CAT. People will not be buying new homes. Businesses will not be building new facilities. We have not even begun to price in the full economic consequences of COVID-19.
I don't trust myself with loaned money, that's why I want to copy trade.
Wait for the dip
OOOOOOOOOOŒOOOOOOOOOOOÓ
slack raised $700million through Bonds for a 0.5% coupon
AirBnB sold $1billion worth of bonds for 11% coupon
>The Board has taken the decision to cancel its dividend proposal
FUCK YOU, I AM DUMPING YOUR SHITTY STOCK NEXT THUESDAY
>Are you willing to let airlines fail?
>Yes.
Holy shit, Indian chad.
What a lovely day
>tax reform passed
>in effect next year
>unrealized gains of index funds are now taxed as capital gains
>compounding gains until retirement? fuck you goy
Nuke my EU shithole country.
SPY Puts
I lost 20% of my money shorting in the last 2 days and I just wanted to say I'm sorry to bull experts you are right, stonks really do only go up
no. I'm up 8%, but I would have been up a lot more if I caught it.
>are you arguing, to let airlines for example, fail?
>YES
>...
>why?
If you don’t want to risk much buy physical gold and silver.
I want to have lunch with Chamath Palihapitiya.
Which country?
Applus SA and Technogym SPA
Why yes, I did go all in on CCL, how could you tell?
I'm up 10% since last week. Anything I should buy right now?
I also think there's gonna be one more plunge. Anyone els?
first of all dont panic. nobody can predict a bottom, its always easy to say in hindsight. second, wait how things behave today and at the start of next week.
Used to dip every afternoon but it's not going down. I missed the boat didn't I?
double down on SQQQ lmao
God I wish the worst for bobo
Nice
Poo Vs Scott Wapner on CNBC right now
kek
Buying calls and holding over the weekend. We're going to see another crazy opening on Monday.
this fucking bernie sanders pajeet on CNBC is fantastic
Name of stock?
What country
1500 June puts? That's ballsy. But he's absolutely right
absolutely right
we can keep this up for longer just due to population though. we're much more determined to keep growth going.
wew indian guy on CNBC is literally fucking those anchors right now, arguing that no bailouts should happen for shareholders. wallstreet BTFO'd on TV.
Longing sqqq right now is one of the best plays
LMAO I LOVE IT FUCK HEDGE FUNDS
>indian
who the fuck cares
go poo in the loo
Come on SPY get above 280 so I can sell this 0 day.
Will that appreciate at a higher rate than the loan rate? I thought gold and silver were safe assets for combatting value depreciation of stocks and cash
mommy merkel needs more money for immigrants :^)
seeing signals of a huge oil dump for some reason
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW that is some next level kikery. The naked contempt they have for people trying to look out for themselves. "What do you need investments for, goy? The government will provide everything you need."
What do you call this shitty pattern
WORLD SUPERPOWER
>bought 4500 SAVE this morning at 13.35
>sold 3000 SAVE at 14.40
>holding 1500 SAVE at a cost basis of 11.20
Am I doing this right
that topic should of been the first question the anchor asked. Only got 30 seconds of debate
Puts on INDA.
D-do you mean it? My average is $25 and I don't know if I'll ever see that money again
No volume crab now, were dumping today right?
what country
Holding strong with 29 shares brothers.
23 year old poor bastard who only had 4.3k in his account to mess with stocks put 1/4 of my money into and hopefully wish to hold onto it for ever.
apparently more people care about him than they do care about you.
Pls no
So what happens when we finally stop crabbing?
And when it doesn't you'll ignore this statistical outlier and continue using those garbage indicators.
Think I'm done trying to play any market drops from here on out. It's been clear now for a couple of weeks that a bottom was put in. Just going to load up on leveraged bull etfs and say fuck it.
I don't know man I hold 40 shares and am scared its up but I am afraid of the debt.
seething poo in loo detected
Ask Japan. Oh wait.
Yes is such a good fucking band
how do I long 70s prog
Bail-outs are the unconstitutional transfer of money from the people who were right about the value of the company to the people who were wrong.
Taxing unrealized gains is some of the most satanic and stupid fuckery imaginable. Flee that SHITHOLE
SPY BROKE 280!