Financially speaking, are girlfriends worth investing?

Its ridiculous how expensive it is to have a girlfriend. I hardly noticed it during, but after we broke I realized just how much of a difference it made.

its not tax evasion if you file as single. the Mormons in Utah / Arizona do the same thing with 3 of their second wives. they use them as tax shelters / welfare collectors for the total family

Girlfriends no, wives yes. So only worth a gf if you think you could get married

Only if you can sell the peak at 14

>stop working to raise children

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If you live together and split expenses then yes. I live with gf who makes slightly less than me but the net result is a way more comfy lifestyle.

Note: this can also be accomplished with male roommates but it's not as cool cause sex

Based, fuck the state

God nords are so fucking ugly. Give me a med or an anglo lass any day of the week.

not until youre in your 40s

My ex is the only reason I got off my ass. Was working part time minimum wage when I met her. Then I started thinking there’s no way I can keep a girl long term if I make 16k a year so I got a full time job and already got promoted once since than. Broke up with her recently though cause she was kinda boring and I couldn’t spend all that time with someone I do but share any interest with. Now I save money because I don’t have to take my girl out to dinners and I have a way better job. For me a girlfriend was an amazing move financially speaking

I’m 23 and say yes. A cute girl that sucks my dick and let’s me fuck her everyday - I have to entertain her by taking her on dates 2-3 times a month and invite her to hangout with my friends and I, but I see that as a small price to pay for a constant fuck and blowjob

They are a cash and time sink but eventually the only things that matter are health and family so it justifies the grind and additional stress. Also as you get higher up the chain you find people who support people who are like themselves. I'm surrounded by family men who are interested in helping out other family men.

He needs women to motivate him. Ngmi

yes if you have five sons with her and act like a wise parent

If I need the company of a female to motivate me and stop me being depressed, can I claim them as a job expense?

Your time and efffort is worth a fuck

No it isn’t simp
Women should be property

Everyone’s somewhat motivated by women

no

I've told my girlfriend I'll never marry, have children, or live together with her. I wonder if she's still with me out of some sense of challenge. What a dumb idiot.

Do you ever look over at her and wonder if she’s too retarded to legally fuck?

the australian dream

100% worth it.

You have to set solid ground rules, and you have to maintain your independence so things stay fresh and exciting.

Open communication is fucking important and that's not a joke. My girlfriend didn't like me watching porn so I suggested she let me take dirty pics and videos of her and our sex life is booming.

Nothing beats having a woman to love, put your arm around, and waking up with her lips around your cock.

We don't want kids so my mission in life is to spoil her and her mission is to make sure my balls are empty and my stomachs full.

Totally worth the investment imo.

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Wanna know the funniest? She's pushing thirty and a dog-mommy, treats her pet completely like a son. She's so obviously craving all the these things I mentioned.

she's sloppy but very attractive somehow

Never gonna make it

Will you wait until she gives you an ultimatum to dump her and get a younger one?

We're 5 years strong now. We've got two dogs, a cat, a mortgage, and we both work full-time.

I have no doubts we'll go the distance and that's because we genuinely care about eachothers needs.

What distance?

Yes. I'm close to thirty too and my sex drive is not what it once was, so I don't really care enough to go look for someone else now.

Cringe

I fucked a girl like that, whats up with them and dogs lmao

Till death do us part.

She’s gonna be wrecked. I hope she doesn’t go nuts and tell all your friends you’re a rapist.

that's the final nail in the coffin, definitely never gonna make it

She’s going to want kids when it’s too late and resent you until you leave her for a younger girl, who you learn to knock up immediately.

Maternal instincts, it really doesn't go beyond that.

To be fair, I'm being really honest with her.

5 years married, total of 9 years committed relationship.

Sorry you're nights are spent beating your meat to some cunt you'll never have a shot with. Eventually you'll settle down with some ham planet who looks like your astranged mom.

Fuck off nigger

lmao, I know of people who have been married for 30+ years before totally collapsing and getting the fuck out of each others' lives

Yeah, that’s true. But who knows how they’ll act once they lose their shit?

>whats up with them and dogs lmao
.... They fuck the dog

A gf is what you make of it. There's guys whose gf's give sex on tap, are low drama and pay for most of their stuff when going out; then there's betas whose gf's walk all over them and make their lives hell for unfrequent pity sex.

Everything okay as long as you don't do monogamy, which is cringe and bluepilled.

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This guy fucken gets it.

Well since investing in my most recent ltr, i went from being a waiter to making 100k in tech, got a cool apartment, dogs, do 3somes sometimes (but no other dudes lol gay), have more hobbies and always striving to better myself on many levels.

If I didnt have a nut farmer to empty my seed bag I would go mad trying to con roasties into meaningless sex on tinder about 2x a week and that is wayyy more trouble than it's worth.

Some people require the stability of a nut farmer and find it cozy desu. Others dont and that is ok too. If I get divorced in 15 years and lose half or whatever, it will still be more than I would make as a blacked coomer.

Gotta find your coziness. She just brought me breakfast while im "working from home" aka petting my dogs and shitposting on an iranian uranium enrichment message board next to my prep closet full of deenz, beans, guns, and gold/silver.

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>mortgage
>le two dogos
>never want to have kids
>told me to stop watching porn so I stopped
>my purpose is to spoil her :)
How are you so fucking basic lmao

You sound like the type who should save their time and money and use hookers.

If I feared the "what if" throughout life I'd never have made it to this point.

Don't settle for what you can get, chase what you want man.

>There's guys whose gf's give sex on tap, are low drama and pay for most of their stuff when going out
How the fuck do they do that?

Nigger ywn touch a 10/10 like the girl in the OP. ENJOY ur slop roastie

Women are afraid of getting dumped more than anything else. You just gotta look like you can dump her at any second, and she'll licking your asshole in no time.

Why stay

But you have to become valuable to her first. How?

I'm old fashioned man. We both work full-time, with a combined income of $150k+ CAD.

I like to spoil my wife and there's nothing wrong with that. I want her to feel special and that doesn't mean I have to spend money to accomplish that. Actually focusing on what makes us happy and taking the time to plan events, parties, vacations, outings with friends, and more go a long way in keeping your relationship exciting and fun.

She spoils me with the physical affection I constantly crave, she's an amazing housewife despite working full-time from home, and she takes care of herself.

Sorry I don't own a fucking parrot... Dogs are the goat.

It's funny because if i was a nigger, nordic girls would flock to me.

The thing about being confident is true. I can't teach you how to attract her first, but once you're together you must not look like you give too much of a fuck. This might sound like pseudo shit, but there's always a reacher and a settler in relationships, so even if you're fairly sure you're the reacher there, you have to act like the settler. Don't be afraid to lose her.

Morality is what you do, ethics is what you talk. So please be moral.

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You’re not old fashioned. You both don’t want children and your hedonism is very modern.

Having a gf is like being a renter. Why put in more than you're getting out? If all you want is sex, there are ways to get it without giving up control of your life. If you want a kid and have the means to raise one right, you can always just get a surrogate. If you end up with a wife, you will probably find that you no longer run your own life.

>are girlfriend's worth investing
that's what a man's life is for
>financially speaking
no. that's beta af

>If all you want is sex, there are ways to get it without giving up control of your life.
Whores are expensive when you need sex more than once a week.

>Having a gf is like being a renter
based
simp