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missing the most obvious bottom in nearly a decade will be the end of me
WTI bros ww@
Are you scared oil bros?
$WYNN $76 EOD
Ty ily
Why the fuck is AAL up????
i have structured settlement but i need cash now
unironically bought because of you
thanks reverse signal
>rtx mooning
Oh, oh, I'm coooooooooooooming!!!
Nah. Pic related.
SQQQLDIERS???
I think the important lesson is how far the fed will crash the economy to save the economy
Last chance to buy oil
XOM please go back up. Please
I BOUGHT AND IT WENT DOWN
FUCK YOU
Pls pray for MTDR
Yes pls send help
My investment strategy is just buying a little of every stock I see mentioned here
Bailouts?
Savanon, when will your picks pay off
i'm up 20% not really
Kek imagine missing it twice in a lifetime. How will you explain it to your Grandchildren?
Is TWTR actually a good buy now? They are going to oust their retard CEO/founder and start monetizing the hell out of this bitch.
You oilfags remembered to take profits right???
surefire way to get fucked.
F
man like, just go home man.
So when does OPEC come to an agreement? Is that meant to be today? I’m trying to figure out when I should try and sell my GUSH call, or if I should hold it.
But if SPY gets fucked doesn't everyone get fucked?
Every time I listen to you guys I lose money need a SBIZ etf
All bullish and priced in.
Just woke up. Am I on time for the OPEC shitfest?
Airlines have received 0 bailout funds. Haven't been approved for one penny yet
Bros. I don't feel so good... Should I give up? Holding Gazpromneft right now.
Give it to me straight bros
Are we headed for another great depression at this point?
16 million Americans filed for unemployment
IMF claims we're about to hit the worst recession since the great depression
Bloomberg says we have a 100% chance of a harsh economic recession
probably. I think this is a great time to lock in some of your gains if you have them.
TMDX chads WW@?
>Are you scared oil bros?
indeed i am. exhausted.
>buy SPY
>crabs
>buy MRNA
>plummets
Hey RTX guys, should I buy so you can make money on puts?
>We're doing 20% Cuts?
>15% Cuts? What do you mean?
>10% would be the end of me
>I would sell my own grandma before i'd cut 5%
>Help, police! This maniac is trying to make me cut oil production!
they debate since about an hour and a half, no results yet
the flattening of the curve is priced in
LCI
SLV
IAU
LMT
ISRG
NVDA
COST
USB
IIVI
ALX
GEO
INTU
V
KO
WM
EQM
RDS
POR
I sold for a 51% profit
>I’m trying to figure out when I should try and sell my GUSH call
like an hour ago
Short
P
Y
Long
C
I
What am I missing?
Bros why can't I sell? Wtf is wrong with me
cute girl
thats a man
I’d flatten her curves if you know what I mean
>tfw sold a 1 day put yesterday and made twenty dollarydoos
aaaand volla, s&p will never go above 2800 ever again.
only down from today
>he bought SNSS
o lawd
THERE SO MUCH PENT UP DEMAND
MILLENNIALS WORK FROM HOME AND HAVE MONEY
THERE WILL BE AN EXPLOSION OF ECONOMIC ACTIVITY ONCE THIS ENDS
LETS
FUCKING
GO
NBRV
>OPEC deal passes
>Oil spikes for a fraction of a second then starts cratering
Bros... I got bogged...
>O mooning
>MILLENNIALS
>HAVE MONEY
wat
i hope so
>Saudi's bought billions of oil majors
>They think they're going to wreck oil prices
C'mon
if anything, you're just missing a folder full of pink wojacks. In case you're without this folder, i'll help you get started.
SOIBOIS CHECKING IN
Well done, uber eats some mcdonnies.
Based theta private.
GO $WYNN YOU SON OF A BITCH MAKE A RUN!
Calls
Kek
Call JG Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW.
Yes. But at this point depression does not equal stocks going down. We have a legitimate shot at having conditions worse than the Great Depression while simultaneously having a market back at its highs. This is the nature of the clownworld in which we live. Prepare for green days while we have riots in the street.
DID I STUTTER FAGGOT
not everyone is as poor as you
What to do with the extended weekend, HODL or Sell?
im getting fucking nervous. im halving off the tops
Selling lottery tickets like that is pretty profitable.
>Fed fires an even bigger bazooka, expands its shopping list to include junk bonds
It's over. ATH by next Friday
>tfw could be a day trader
Fuck Elizabeth Warren.
guys, im interested in buying stocks but im from the caribbean, anyone here knows how i can buy american stocks from here?
i to want to live off chicken tendies and mommy's milkers
Do I just sit on UCO or am I retarded
>he doesn't set OCO orders
just come up with an exit plan bro lol just stop thinking about it and walk away bro
I sold a put yesterday and made 40 dollarydoos
BOKU
PICO
YOO
>depression does not equal stocks going down
it'd be more worthless than paper at that point. no reason to play with stocks if they hit ATH before the end of Q2 without good guidance on opening up shop again.
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN A SHORT-TERM STIMULUS ISN’T SOCIALISM?? HOW ISN’T QE THE EXACT SAME THING AS NATIONALIZING THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION???
>IT WAS HIS TURN!!!!
is PLAY undervalued right now?
bullish and priced in
Selling puts is such easy money, even if it ends up ITM you just get some cheapies and wait until the stock rises again. The only disaster scenario is when a stock goes full LK tier 80% dump overnight.
How long until these fucking OPEC talks are over?
I'm getting nervous.
>10 M B/D
isn't that just a drop in the bucket?
James Simmons is that you
thank god I own none of these
see
How much markets react to political unrest near political conventions? I wouldn't think much but I want other opinions
I'm scared user. I just want to be able to live my life without the possibility of famine, homelessness, and civil unrest.
At this point if a great depression 2.0 does come it'll probably take more lives the corona ever could
>Bernie backs out of the race
>Fed propping up the market with trillions
>Stocks going back to ATH
>bitcoin and gold also mooning due to inflationary pressures this will undoubtedly create
>r*ddit bears left bagholding cash at the inception of the greatest rally in human history
>trump gonna walk into November with the wind at his back as we defeat the Chink Flu and absolutely steamroll biden to a 2nd term
yeah i'm thinking this timeline is fucking based
Were not even close to the bottom
>crude and USO still declining
BROS WTF
>political unrest near political conventions?
what are you talking about?
>OPEC cuts
>oil down
Priced in.
>V
>KO
>NVDA
>RDS
why not
Anyone here from Spain?
Should I go with Amundi for a global stock index exposure or is it worth it buying Vanguard?
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morningstar.es
Im asking because my bank already ofers me Amundi so I would need to open an account in another place to buy Vanguard
My secondary question is: Would you diversify between more index funds? What's the point? The global ones already have a reasonable diversification, so I wonder why people bother with buying different funds divided by continents, like one for US, other for Europe, a Pacific one (basically Japan)... why?
Also, how much should I put in variable income vs fixed income? Im 30 and have around 150k to invest.
Im gonna buy BTC too for a lower amount because I would like a shoot at being rich before im 100 years old (for me making it is basically having 20k€ yearly passively), so I guess I need around 1.000.000€... and I may have to sacrify still living with my mom for that since I can't spend my capital on a house if I want to make passive income.. just lol.
why Jim Simmons of all people xDDD
>sell high PoP short dated spreads
>stock immediately rallies or dumps past my strikes and stays there the whole day
>everytime
Guys is the US dollars gonna be in freefall soon since the feds pumping trillions in the market?
Im making a fortune off the dip and im getting my trump bag next week. Life is good
If he shits on China on the campaign trail he will win in a landslide, Biden/the dem nominee won't have the stones to do it
wait until the economy opens in late may and stocks surge until November
he'll win 40 states
>OPEC talks a success
>oil still tanking
I hate this planet and I hope humans go extinct
People were hoping for more cuts than that
He had a story about making big money on basedbeans when he started out.
Jerome said inflation doesn't exist
not until spending resumes. consumer confidence is ultra low at the moment.
Oh, and sell the news, of course
Probably a sell the news situation.
The meeting isnt over
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i'm poor and my money clears on Monday. might get NVDA when my money clears next week.
It's fucking nothing. It got priced in immediately. I'm getting out in the closing hour if nothing more happens.
I swear sometimes it's like the universe works against me. Dumped all my oil storage on that huge drop this morning and it fucking reverses on a time. Just scalped a bit back on SPY puts on that dip but mother fucking fuck I hate this sometimes.
Same. I bought in yesterday, put in a stop-loss for too high, triggering it at 2.30, bought back in at 2.49, thinking that it would shoot to 2.75, and now it's at 2.26.
I can't even profit off the tanker stocks I bought since Trump tweeted about oil, cratering the stock and it never recovered back to where it was.
>OPEC deal shit
>stocks pumping
Always sell the news
The cuts are way below what they'd need to be to stop the glut.
...
>Saudis buy billions of oil majors
>drop production 10 million a day
WHY IS EVERYTHING DROPPING
go away Amena
He’s right I haven’t been spending any money since lockdown and I have so much
Clown market in a clown world. Just unbelievable.
So that makes 2 of us. I need a cool down break from this shit, way too stressful.
because ppl predicted and estimated 20m a day, you fucking tard
any foreign investers here?
what makes you so sure? dow bottomed out around 18th along with most stocks, everything is up like 20-60% since then and all the worst of the doomsday stuff seems behind us
I'm fine I sold at break even, could have been worse desu
>MRO at 4.19 when OPEC deal is about to make oil fucking moon again
>being too stupid to play the market means everyone else is wrong
Is this going to pump hard into the wekeend? It feels like everyone is fomoing in. Will I get rekt if I buy now for a quick trade before closing bell?
>tfw you didn’t buy the dip hard enough.
Vanguard is the best of the best friend I would go with them
Long and strong my friend
I'm playing this up market right now, but that doesn't make it any less of a clown market.
unironically the oil traders on twitter hang on her every word. she seems pretty good
Didn't the deal was off? How is it a success?
Quick question. Why does the share price drop when people start selling? If someone is selling, that means someone else bought it at that price. So why do stock go down?
People sell after making profits > STONKS go down
Amena I said go
>Are you scared oil bros?
nah, I'm in for long haul.
Corona will end eventually
Oil price war will end eventually
There will be another middle eastern war eventually
I bought at lows not seen for over 18 years.
I just market bought USO