Bobo hope edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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twitter.com
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Just a reminder.
Ready to get rekt?
/Sneed Market General/
How's oil treating you guys?
WHO DO I BUY
POWELLL LIVE AHHHHHHHHH
UP
20%
THIS WEEK
>UP
>20%
>THIS WEEK
America will have the greatest and fastest economic recovery ever seen. The rest of the world, run by numales and bulldykes, will crumble into shit
AMERICHADS RISE THE FUCK UP
CALLS ON ZOOM
ENDORSED BY POWELL THE PRINTER
Get ready to anty up motherfucker.
Next we week we're going even higher. The last bears will FOMO into this crazy market not wanting to be left behind. ATH by end of April as we open the country back up for May.
We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.
That was his birth name.
Most knew him simply as Bear.
Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.
When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.
Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.
I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.
Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.
Bobo was self-centered.
He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.
So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.
Currently on Mars
bobo was a bitch nigga, good riddance
>JBLU
>AAL
>CCL
>PLAY
>RTX
Yeah, I own these, how could you tell?
When is oil news going to be released? I wanna go back to sleep it's 7am
Alright I'm pretty much out. No point of jumping in for minimal gains when the loss can be huge considering all the indicators showing an economic slow down plus actual sources saying we're in a recession. Oh plus 16 million newly unemployed in 3 weeks time.
I can't believe I listened to the retards here saying to wait to buy in
WHY ARE we dumping? I just bought SPXL
>be naive retard
>put $2200 in the market
>feelin good
>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
>finally capitulate this morning and reverse to bullish position
>can’t trade out of it this weekend, forced to hold
now the market will finally crash
Bitter sweet
I'll do you one better
>KTOS
>SPR
>RTN
>ATE
I'M BUYING TODAY I DONT GIVE A FUCK THAT WAS THE BOTTOM NEVER FIGHT THE FED THE DOLLAR IS GOING TO ZERO I DONT CARE I WANT TO OWN FAKE ASSETS
LET IT BURN BUT I'M BUYING VFIAX LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRRRRRR
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
that's it, I am bullish and getting all in
Man you are dumb
Who bought at the very bottom here? I'm going to be rich LOL
bros
why does Jerome sound like a text to voice program now
The NYSE has finally become the fucking crypto market
i'll do YOU one better
>BA
>WEN
>DOW
>AMD
i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today
Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks
I’m still holding for a bigger crash. I bought about 20% in and was waiting to go in for the other 80%. Might just be fucked tho
We should probably go long in heart medicine.
Demand is going to rocket.
>i didn't even look up your tickers, im just so fucking happy with all the money im making today
I absolutely feel that friend, let's just roll in green and laugh at bears together
this
TDG is fucking mooning
Where can I watch the OPEC meeting if there is a live stream?
>Sold aal yesterday at 11.20 for a small profit
>Fucking rallies hard today
I'm cursed. IM FUCKING CURSED!
>SQQQ
Why do you retards use one based on nasdaq when tech is quite stable conjugated to others? SDOW
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT $4800 IN SPIRIT AIRLINE STOCK YESTERDAY AT 3:58 P.M. YESTERDAY, WELL LOOK WHO IS LAUGHING NOW!
>that dip on oil, then the return back
Traders trying to break stop losses, for sure.
I did the same with AC, I sold yesterday to take profit and it gapped up 15%
you know what? I fucking bought back in anyways, stocks ONLY go up
>tfw went all in on RTX
This market makes ZERO sense. What the fuck is going on???
>costco sales jump over 10%
>it's tanking
What the fuck is this clown market?
this
I don't think its open to the public
I'm tired Jerome...
>What the fuck is going on???
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
and profit taking, obviously.
THERE IS NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO
-JEROME
>missed the second mooning of airlines
Mama...I'm cold.
wait for Q1 income statements, massacre ensues afterwards.
Go away tourist.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
WHERE DID MY MONEY GO
TO ME FAGGOT
Now that the general sentiment is back to bullmarket this shit will dump, 2$t stimulus is extremly bearish in clown world.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON
TOURISTS GET THE FUCK OUT OF /smg/
WE KNOW YOU MADE A ROBINHOOD ACCOUNT TO ROLEPLAY AS MICHAEL BURRY
NOW FUCK OFF
The literal fucking moment i bought it dropped 5%. How the fuck does this happen
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
BOBO ARE YOU OK
>ARE YOU OK BOBO
>good news is bad news
>bad news is good news
welcome to clown market.
to me faggot
HEY YOU, TMDX user, THE LUNG TAXI FAGGOT
GUESS WHAT, ANTIBE IS AT 0.70 TODAY
What's wrong BOBO?
NOT WORRIED ABOUT INFLATION
MONEY PRINTER GO BRRRRRRRRRR
Because I am betting on tech outperforming the Dow to the downside once this rally is over, lots of money has been hiding out in tech since the first leg down.
BLOOD
RED
AHHHH
>short AMD this morning
>it goes up
>just wait
>it goes all the way up to 50.25
>just wait
>it comes crashing back down into profit
based coronachan dead economy
LIKE I SAID... I HOPE YOU NIGGERS GOT YOUR FUCKING KO. WHAT A WILD RIDE.
INFLATION DOESN'T EXIST.
cope
INFLATION NOT A CONCERN NOW!!!
I'm so sad bros. Literally everything I do, the market goes the opposite.
youtu.be
JEROME SAYS “THERE’S NO LIMIT TO WHAT WE CAN DO!”
“INCREASES IN MONEY SUPPLY DO NOT RESULT IN HIGH INFLATION”
“ONE THING I DO NOT WORRY ABOUT IS INFLATION”
priced in
I’m thinking’s my of buying in soon. That means it’s going to dump next week. Enjoy your bull traps, I hope you make money.
You made the classic beginner mistake. Good news is never priced in and will lead to a dump. Bad news is always priced in an leads to a pump.
Oil news when?
im not gay, but goddammit i love this man.
Why is everyone freaking out? Relax. Stop the gambling attitude. If you’ve bought oil shares, just hold. They’re still at a low. EVEN if the deal falls through and the stock drops - that’s only temporary. It will bounce back, eventually and you will profit off it. Either way, you’ve bought oil CHEAP. Worst thing? You didn’t buy at its CHEAPEST. Regardless, at any point, you make profit.
>printing more money is good as it raises the value of the dollar
Based Powell
confirmation that stonks are 99% psychological, 1% mathematical.
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
pls
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
DOES INFLATION EXIST
Rotation out of tech into value, should have happened 5 years but every retarded fund manager is in like the same 20 big tech names
Fox and grasped right here.
it’s counter-cyclical retard
This makes no f'ing sense. Bottom was supposed to be at the 18th of April... FUCK!
>tfw you bought TLSA accidentally instead of TSLA and you are now up 53%
can't lose in this market
BASED Jerome says NO
chada is that you? its me tony
not gonna lie I looked to see if there was any stock with the ticker SNIB or SNAB and 100% would have bought in this morning if it had existed
I'm not even mad I lost money today because it's going to be worthless soon anyways. Guess I'll get more gold, silver, ammo, and lube.
were breaking .5 retracement guys!!!
ITS HAPPENING!!
how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?
Who else selling calls on oil? Just me?
are we bouncing off the 50% fib????????
>WAAAAH WHY DOESNT THE MARKET DO I WHAT I WANT
>MARKET IS RIGGED
>IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE?????
>LE MONEY PRINTER MEME BRRR HAHA
whyvthe FUCK are we dumping fuck this
Only for other currencies. The dollar is immune, because everyone will buy it at whatever price we give.
>Nasdaq down 0.13%
>It's the great rotation out of tech and into value we've been waiting for for 5 years
JEROME, stop talking and get back to the printer!
Why is XOM not mooning when OXY is?
So I just sell cash covered RTX puts? It's that easy?
Printing money doesn’t really cause inflation when there’s a ton of deflation by nobody being able to spend money
F
>>lose $1000 holding inverse ETFs for 3 weeks
which ones?
>how many people are going to kill themself when its dropping again?
Not enough
If the oil deal goes though I'm done being a bear, gonna full ride bull and average down if need be.
watch the relative performance of the russell vs nasdaq over next year, faggot
The cows will come home at the end of the day.
Guys, when is the bottom coming?
buy 100 RTX, sell cash covered puts, AND sell stock covered OTM calls
triple down baby
GUYS, DO I SELL AIR CANADA NOW
Powell only prints money for loans
Would you accept a loan you know you cant buy back?
WHY IS IT DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JEROME JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Reminder to set your stoploss on oil stocks
you better not be too aversive towards risk.
Whatre you thinking? I was gonna bleed pharma until one moons
Why did all semis just tank? Did something happen in China?
Its free money
Explain what this means to me as if I were a bumbling retard.
march of 2020
You're the one who made a stupid statement about the most irrelevant daily action ever
AHHHH I'M OUT OF MONITOR SPACE AND I'M OUT OF LIQUIDITY
I'M ALL IN BABY
seriously get these retards off the TV, just show pictures of putin and some oil sheik until the meetings over, im trying to cash the fuck out
How do you manage your stop-loss orders?
I had stoplosses on GILD and MRNA and both activated even though the stock then bounced and kept going up, leaving me in the dust...
yes, why not? if i cannot repay it, i will get a bail out anyway.
>TLSA
they just developed a therapy for the virus and they are patenting it. I am buying this shit
>US weekly jobless claims jump by 6.6 million and we’ve now lost 10% of workforce in three weeks
REACT TO BAD NEWS DAMN YOU
Majority here are ADD option traders that gamble and can't into long holds unless it's sqqq.
set them lower, so a drop of 6% doesnt wipe them out
What went wrong?
BASED
FUCKING BASED
BOBO BTFO
WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??????
ummmm Jerome????
Hey leafbro. I'm also in AC at $15.89. We got really good news yesterday, but with the long weekend coming up I don't know if im holding over the weekend... Better to make some money and miss making more, then to make none or lose.
JEROME SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
1. options contracts are blocks of 100 stocks
2. selling a call means selling the right to buy a stock at a certain price higher than current, so if you sell a stock covered RTX call $100, you're promising to sell RTX for $100 on that date
3. selling a put means selling the right to sell a stock to you (ie, promising to buy a stock) at a certain lower price - ie, you promise to buy RTX if it drops to $40 on that date
4. selling calls and puts generates money called premium that's literally just free
I do not trust van eck
These are just the "economic rally will be swift in May and the recession will be avoided" people buying back in. Isn't going to happen.
Oh nononoonon boars, we got too cocky
>fucking based windows 7 user
If you get burned by the impending sheer dip, please stop investing in the markets. You have ZERO foresight.
I made that mistake yesterday, I sold at $18 on the good news and it gapped up to 21
bought back in at 21.50 and hodling long term now
whats with with vaneck?
What did Jerome say
I HAVE STOP LOSSES LITTLE NIGGER
just please don't gap down 7% on monday or something stupid like that
Lol, Fed and Trump running the economy for future generations!
except you were already bailed out in 2009 and the people who bailed you out are still mad
USO CLIMB. WTF
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN JAPAN ECONOMY IS CRASHING AND BURNING NOW HOW THE FUCK WE GREEN DAY MY MONEY MY FUCKING BOBO MONEY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>leave the market in february
>re-enter some time before elections
Is this the GOAT strategy?
>conflating the health crisis and the economic crisis
dumb brainlet
american traders have buried their heads in the sand with their finger on the buy button
Why did Microsoft try to make such a shitty OS UI like win10 and 8? I despise it so fucking much.
2.3T support package
What the fuck is happening to SPY?
>nasdaq +0.2%
>TQQQ -1.5%
uhhh market makers??? hello????
RUN IT
love when i step away for 10 fucking minutes and all my gains are wiped out
my SPR stop loss is $0.05 from firing
but if it fires I make 10%
but if it fires I don't make more than 10%
>he doesn't know how to use TA
lmao how the fuck do you make your trading decisions? just go long/short at a random point and hope? LMAO
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
No oil deal
>No oil deal
Tech is dead! LONG LIVE KING OIL!
wrong
>Russia and Saudi Arabia have a deal on deep oil output cut #OOTT
I unironically only care about fundamentals and market trends
I buy RTX because they're undervalued and KTOS because stealth wingman drones are the future of warfare
OOOOOOOO
Seriously wtf happened, what did Jerome say? He held down and raped my gains
the next 15 minutes are absolutely crucial for S&P500
Idk I just don’t like GDX lol
A biting eulogy
I just sold at $21.50 for some really nice profits. Going to keep my eye on AC all day now, probably regret selling, but praying for a small dip to re-buy.
LETS FUCKING RIDE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
NOTHING MATTERS BUY ANY FUCKING DIPS
HERE WE GO OILBROS
WE WILL ALL MAKE IT
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
You gave me a fucking heart attack. Is this the new troll?
WHERE'S MY MONEY ASSHOLE.
THE MONEY PAY UP.
>SCO hit stop loss
It was a good try boys.
>gold
WHAT
literally just ate all my gold gains
I don't want to be conspiracytard, but does anyone else feel like smart money is boosting in just to short the entire economy once the TRUMPBUX arrive?
Remember how i kept saying to buy C? Yeah...you probably shoulda bought it..
took a $300 loss on SQQQ and $700 loss DCAing into SPXS
unironically crash coming ASAP, im such a fucking clown dude
what does it mean
>he invested in heavily bloated shit SaaS products instead of physical goods and businesses
ngmi
Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
WTF WAS THAT USO BROS?
>"""""dump"""""
Guys I want to read my new book but this market is so interesting...
QUICK WHAT DO I BUY FOR OIL
BP OR CVX OR XOM
Which book, fren?
BEARS ARE FUCKING DEAD NOW
