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Who /RTX/ here?
first for long cunny and short bullniggers
do you think today's jobless numbers will have any effect on the market, or is it also ~priced in~?
Please go down. I need more cheapies.
The last 2 didn't, why the hell would this be any different?
At what price did you enter?
does anyone else feel bad making 4-5 figures on oil when millions of people are losing their jobs
who else went all in on MFA at around 1$
Fuck rag heads.
Fuck vodka niggers.
Fuck chinks.
because buyers are fatigued.
RTX NIGGA HERE
I think a wide variety of factors will tank it today, including the second wave of bad numbers.
>fake common cold "pandemic" is cancelled
Do you think people will feel bad if you are one for those who lost their job?
it probably will because bank holiday tomorrow
I might buy CARR. Talk me out of it.
Those are dogs
Why didn't you buy XAU?
I bought in at 55, would have been 52 but I was too slow.
OG RTN chad wassup
I think Wealthsimple might have struggled a bit to calculate the merger
>not owning since it was RTN.
Bill Gates on cnbc pushing his globalist shit
Theoretically it should be red today.
Theoretically, in a world without Jerome Powell
Reminder that the market is closed tomorrow. Prepare for doomp.
OILBROS REPORT IN
What should I buy today?
I'm averaging 1 cup of coffee per 1.2 hours since I got up.
I liquidated everything on March 2nd and switched to puts kek.
My nigga jerome
Had 11 from before and added 11 more recently for long hold. NOC is a crab master though.
bought in at 5.26 for USO, wish I would have put it in XOM or OXY tho
MRO on duty sir!
completely driven by oil today
SCO or UCO depending on how the meeting goes, everything else will crab down.
>muh doji
Has your weeb finance astrology ever once been right? Show me one single trade that TA has helped you with.
Is /smg/folio user here?
making whole pot right now coffebro
Yeah you missed the bottom when it was RTN dummy.
>doji
Not even pointing that. Watch me later.
high leveraged short here, im a stupid nigger, could have made 60% already if i wouldve entered earlier
took my modafinil, im ready
suk my oily dick, you greasy bastard
What's stopping me from picking up some MRO?
You guys didn’t buy yesterday right?
Bullish
I sold everything except for one little put
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP
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Wish I had some
Protect your profits anons before the trend swings the other way. Don't pretend this is like your memecoins.
I am financially ruined.
someone post the george takai one
>Sasha in the OP
based
Nothingburger confirmed #FauciFraud
Nothing when oil hits 10$ a barrel.
Why would I sell now, when I plan to hold for another 5 years or so? It is almost guaranteed that prices today are lower than prices in 2025. All the roller-coaster shit in between is irrelevant.
When and how will that happen, user?
Big companies ride recession and make a mockery of capitalism. Buy the dips.
Priced in you dumb bobo
Oilbros I'm scared
55, 56, 57, 60 who the fuck cares your in nigga and the only way is up.
just need isreal to invade syria then well all be rich.
Nope.
Today if the oil deal doesn't go through.
>see chart
>immediately sperg about TA
rent free, muhfugga
its ok bro, i look like the pink wojak when i look in the mirror
>the face you make when you know everyone who sees this photo has also seen you with two cocks in each hole
To time the market. You can run 3x's in your expected direction and make substantial gains to reinvest in either direction.
>europoor
>made another grand today
5 grand a week feels pretty good.
/SMG/folio user . I SUMMON YOU
A few days ago someone quickly but thoroughly explained the three main trader options for Canadians. Can someone re-post that or remind me of the three trading companies?
yes i'm new
Risk to 3x, or hold to 1.5x, basically.
Hang in there bro
What broker you work with, and how are your fees?
... why did you save that
BOBO ZONE INCOMING.
haha there's no way frogs poop like that
How?? What are you investing in?