This bullshit economy is shattering all concepts of reality for me. I really don't know if I should buy calls or puts right now.
>will reach 20% unemployment in a week, 30% unemployment likely over next couple of months >43% of small businesses will permanently shut down as a result of this lockdown >$4 trillion goes brrrr already leaked audio of fraud (DC opera house stealing funds and firing workers instead of paying them) >financial autists with near perfect track record of predictions claiming this one will be the worst financial crash in 100 years >literally no one is buying anything except uber eats, there IS NO economy and this will continue for three weeks, possibly longer, and businesses don't recover over night >people are hurting so bad, Trump is mailing EVERYONE $1200 bucks lol
I mean, is this for fuckin real? If anything, being forced to stay inside for over a month has taught everyone that they DON'T NEED to be mindless consoomers and waste their money on stupid bullshit. The entire US economy is built on us being fat over consuming retards with no attention span.
HOW IS THIS POSSIBRU??? FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME.
did she get a tattoo of a star of david thinking it was a satanic pentagram
Colton Miller
>tattoos on nip girls Those aren't permanent, mate.
Isaac Powell
hahaha honk honk buy arpa honk honk hahaha
Jacob Carter
did she get a fake tattoo of a star of david thinking it was a asatanic pentagram
Charles Evans
>oh god they made it literally illegal to work so all my fancy statistics are down! How will the economy ever recover from this SELF-IMPOSED shutdown
You can't see the forest through the trees. I get that it's lil' zombie's first downturn but rub those brain cells together really hard. The entire thing is a correction precipitated by and oil price war and panic over something that's comparable to the common flu. Saudis can't burn cash forever, stonks are back to almost reasonable prices, and the virus hype was a literal nothingburger. Just like H1N1 was. Just like MERS was. Just like Zika, and Ebola, and SARs and all the others you were too young to remember or forgot about.
I don't feel bad about all you tards that went 100% SQQQ.
Zachary Brown
both represent evil to japs
Justin Scott
and on top of everything there's the cypherium link announcement & link jumps from 2 to 3 + in a few days. it's confusing AF as I can't see how link won't collapse with everything else in a few months. I didn't swing but I can understand why so many anons have
>retail shorts >market pumps to liquidate said retail
Angel Reed
She probably just thinks it's a succubus tattoo
Nicholas Wood
that's a man, i'm sorry
Austin Anderson
This is all because the service economy is a meme. It is mostly useless shit. The only major problem is the impact on real estate, as people will have trouble paying mortgages. 95% of service economy businesses are replaceable. The government will simply lower interest rates to extremely low levels to incentivize people to open new businesses and that will be the end of it. In the meantime, government will BRRR money until corona is over.
Hudson Peterson
Let me break this down for you OP:
1. People with capital need something to do with the capital. 2. The fed expands the money supply so keeping your capital in cash is a money loser 3. The fed buys govenment bonds, corporate bonds, and mortgage backed securities to lower the benchmark interest rate, so the return on these is about zero 4. The ONLY place to put your capital is in equities. 5. Because of the increase in money supply (2) there is a constant inflow into stocks 6. Stock prices continue to go up regardless of the fundamentals, it is simply a function of continuous inflow of cash
The economy is literally a ponzy scheme. You can buy 100 shares of shitcorp at any price and be sure that in the future someone else will also buy so the price will go up
10 year bond is going up, banks won't issue private debt when they can buy government bonds. If the state goes negative with cash rates there will be bank runs.
Dylan Sanders
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Julian Davis
Remember unemployment is not forever, when lockdowns are lifted the mass majority of the world gets back to work
Carter Perry
It's da Jews! It's da fucking Jews dats y I Fink da economy is a fucking Ponzi skweem da Jews! Jesus jewy Jew Jew jooooooooooos!
srs none of this shit makes any fucking sense. It's like we're in a mini bull run before the halvening even happens. Who the fuck knows what will happen when people get their trump bucks but I'm glad I bought the dip sub-5k. It's 2017 again in that all rules of economics can go fuck themselves again.
I can't believe the sheer number of retards spouting this off like they KNOW it to be true. Do you really fucking think all these idiot boomer and gen x business owners are going to make it? Do you really think all these shitty businesses that should have closed up years ago are going to make it through a couple months of literally zero business? A lot of these people are just going to say fuck it, keep their shit shop closed forever, and get a job bagging groceries or something.
it the fiat logic taken to its extreme. everything's up because whatever, we do whatever the fuck we want
Justin Gray
this is from the JAV succubus series featuring different actresses
btw Fukada looks nice, but she has depressive maniacal episodes. lost her mind a bit after the series of surgeries and losing the sense of identity, i guess.
i like her but similar to RION can't really jerk it that much knowing both of them have frequent meltdowns and depressive episodes
Carson Garcia
The Star of David is the satanic hexagram. The real one.
Nathaniel Baker
6%? If only. I've heard estimates up to 30%.
Liam Jackson
i wonder if people had the same mentality in weimar
Christian Bell
US gdp isn't going to contract 30% you fucking idiot.
Jace Watson
Good to see I'm not the only one here. Korea is better if you like Eimi's look
This guy gets it. The only fuckers buying negative interest rate bonds in Europe are central banks. They are just buying them from each other and propping everything up. Every other investment is a loser at this point since cash devalues so fast. Stonks are the only investment left that doesn't bleed value unless you go into high risk junk bond territory.
I love how you added "adult video actress". As if that wasn't clear.
Tyler Scott
based
Caleb Morris
All women are adult video actresses
Ryan Hughes
This has to backfire at some point, right? This shit will end worse than 2008.
Sebastian Johnson
another 2.3 trillion printed, just now.
I can't even believe this fucking bullshit, seriously.
Julian Thomas
>literally no one is buying anything except uber eats Why are you lying?
Jayden Robinson
God they're so ugly
Joseph Ortiz
What an uggo. Retarded lazy eye
Liam Sullivan
>be Wilhelm >work hard get paid day by day, honest work >wake up on my clothes line >eat breakfast >get my wheelbarrow >go to work >haggle price >work for the day, fill my wheelbarrow with money >go to the bakery >maybe i will even get a whole bread >money loses half its value on way to bakery >whatever, still get a 3/4 bread as the bakery now heats the oven with money >will trade in the wheelbarrow tomorrow >get back to my clothes line >place already taken
Zachary Cooper
>Just like H1N1 was. Just like MERS was. Just like Zika, and Ebola, and SARs and all the others you were too young to remember or forgot about. I remember.
Jack Evans
wh*te women seethe at the superior beauty of women of the orient
Jaxson Allen
jobs isn't something that "big bosses" create magically for you out of thin air. You're not understanding the employer-employee relation at a fundamental level. Jobs exists because there's need for them, because there's need for companies, because there's need for supply because there's demand. If there's demand, there's jobs.
Matthew Fisher
I was aying that when the DOW was at 24K. What isn't a nothingburger is 6.6 million unemployed for 2 months.
Liam Hill
This guy gets it
Eli Allen
see
Jordan Hernandez
Okay, heb. You know most Jewish people are in charge of stuff. From the Rothschilds to Hollywood, hell even the fucking American polticans are mostly Jew. Nice job being neurotic and being a cry baby. Everyone can smell a kike.
every asset is valued in relation to the dollar. decrease the value of the dollar, increase the little number next to all the assets, line go up. it's that easy.
Parker Turner
Control panel for music, lighting, vibrating bed etc Common in “love hotels”
Dominic Green
Because if we buy now we can sell to the retards later on for profit, think about it they will need to buy in at some point again.... buy low sell high its fucking still low
Dominic Gutierrez
Well the kids still used them as toys and toilet paper
