Absolute clown market edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
Other urls found in this thread:
nbcnews.com
twitter.com
How many stocks do you typically hold?
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated
5, but i am underinvested
i missed the bottom
How do you choose which single stocks to own?
>i missed the bottom
are you new?
think of yourself as an investor in a company, rather than buying bags. find a company that you trust and buy their stocks. it is easy as that.
Nigga... How new are you? Lurk before posting how bout it. You'll learn that way too.
Ready for the oil moon?
i research them, but i mainly buy cheap stuff to speculate on future rises
yes, though I waited since 2011 for this "crisis"
Most of the people here look like they're just trying to pump and dump their way to a profit instead of actually caring about the companies they put their money into.
>100 posts early thread
>doesnt link to old thread
OP please learn some common courtesy
I guess,
holding RDS 4/9c 38 Strike
2 Shares of EQM
3 Shares of SCO
shhh bears are sleeping
I don't get what you're saying. Making a quick profit off of trends and news is just as valid as doing research into the long term potential of a specific company and holding its shares. Especially during this clown market. Under normal circumstances, yes, the former is more risky, but it's always more fun. And that's what we do here - have fun. Memers, shitposters, shillers, and gamblers alike. We're all just having fun.
The only proof you need that the markets are bullshit is a walk around your city. Felt like 28 days later.
Okay. I lurk a lot but I never really thought of it quite like that.
I hold WT, i expect 500 euros of profit before going to bed (I got a baby bank account)
OPEC guys, pray for me holding some oil stocks atm
Sorry, /newb/ here, i want to buy some oil shares through Robinhood, but I understand the market is closed. If I place an order right now, will it be the same price? Or does the market start off with different prices?
the market has been a clown market since the 70's, it's only obvious now because it has been taken to its exteme
HELL IS COMING
you make a buy order at your desired price, if a sell order matches your order then you will get the shares. it is like ebay but for shares.
Do you think I should do so right now or wait until the market opens up and see if there’s an upward trend?
you niggers are dumb. a bunch of pansies who dont have the balls to put all your savings into a cd thats inside a roth ira so you cant take money out even if you have to pay bills
Yeah, 3k in a oil certificate. When will get news from the meeting?
i am not an expert but right now it looks to me like you're buying someone's bags and the market is likely to crash with no survivors.
(you)
Nice bait
has anyone done a mega backdoor using fidelity?
I'm supposed to look into this, any tips?
You missed the first leg down. The bottom is SPY 180, probably some time in September.
Based Bobro
Dawg what it comes down to is this - do you think OPEC+ will come to an agreement at the meeting or not? If yes, buy shares (you'd be better off being awake at 930am to do it manually). If not, don't buy shares. Obviously there's many more factors, but you can make your own assessments of those champ, cause i dont fuckin know. It's a gamble.
Oh fuck.
What does that mean
*cries on CNBC*
Mega... back... door?
Green?
>futures solid green again
This market isn't even pretending it might go down
he posted on instagram he's fine now
What happened in 2016?
So this guy was short and then cried on cnbc hoping to influence the market and make money.
Very respectable.
trump
>i missed the bottom
It’s not the bottom, but I regret not waiting until after the stimulus passed to move my 401k to cash. Could’ve gotten an extra 10-15% principal to play with when the real slump kicks in thanks to mortgages and loans going bad en masse.
Hoping the market takes a dive before Phase 4 passes as Q1 earnings come in. It’d be nice to ride the next big wave of retarded optimism for a week to get back some of my earlier losses.
Remember when we thought 2016 was peak happening, with Trump, Brexit, migrants, Syria, etc?
This market will really reach an ath when the second lockdown is about to start...
I work in EMS and hospital EDs are slower tonight than they have been in weeks, since well before this coronavirus junk happened. The happening has been canceled and the market is going to make a historic recovery.
we gonna make it user
I don't think we're going to see the true effect these past few months have had until 2nd quarter earnings. Till then I think the general trend will be up. However If one would buy in, I'd wait a bit first, there's likely to be another small selling off after the mad gainz from this week.
Based. I only threw 10k in because that's all I had, but Im wishing I had dipped into my "don't touch" savings fund when it was lower last week.
it is because of the lockdown. once the lockdown is lifted expect the cases to sky rocket. people are too dumb to wear masks and follow commons sense like hygiene and such.
And? What is the threat of this meme virus? fatlity rate isn't even close to what ppl predicted.
I dipped into my savings because I have a secure job that I started a year ago. was using this 30k for a house down payment but decided to wait for the real estate market to go down. Minus well use whatever capital i can afford to gamble
They're still slightly green but a big red candle just appeared a few minutes ago.
time lag, it takes a while to kill. look at Italy.
>people are too dumb to wear masks
Why would you assume this? I'm not wearing a mask right now because literally I can't fucking find any anywhere. Literally I'm using a Shemagh at the moment because nobody anywhere near me has masks of any kind in stock
Once again. Fatality rate isn't even close to what ppl predicted. No matter the time lag or whatever you are trying to argue with. Not spoonfeeding you with statistics.
opec deal is a no go russians are backing off, weaking the rouble instead
This it doesn't kill you the moment you're infected. Expect the death rate to peak 7-10 days after the new case rate does.
>2 threads during early hours
Why
>Minus well
Tell me you're trolling
the other doesn't have /smg/ in the title
