Sexual assault. You should screech at the top of your lungs if a roastie does this. If a guy did that to them they would do the same.
Caleb Roberts
well that was the shortest great depression
Jackson Young
>Double my options >Put in more >Get cold feet >Pull out with a small loss >Next day would have doubled again >Be fucking retarded >Go back in >It goes a little bad >Hold >Hold >Hold >Zero Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
that's what made it so great if it lasted forever, it would be called the really bad horrible depression
Austin Wilson
Did the same Also missed an option on ivr that went up 1200% in one day
Anthony Sullivan
Never double dip
Landon Clark
When do I sell? I have 15k in a oil and metal company but don't know anything about stocks. I think the oil will be good to hold on to but idk about an industrial metal distributor.
guys im gonna do it, im gonna fomo all in on indices
Ethan Moore
Next week the market cannot hide from reality. Earnings reports for Q1 begin to be released, including Delta Airlines, which will be viewed as a bellweather in this market - especially after Buffet sold his stake. The blood will be in the water. I see two ways for it to play out from there either a slow bleed to the new lows like 2008, or we violently snap back down as the market stops being able to run from the economic realities at hand.
are you arbitraging r*ddit posts here for internet goodboy points good, /plg/ on Yas Forums is just people lifting rocks currently because the gym is closed
>30 million unemployed >GDP down 25% in Q2 >tens of thousands dead >mass graves being dug in NYC >Olympics moved to 2021 >All sports canceled >colleges and schools canceled through summer at a minimum Gee golly guess everything is back to normal right guys?
Just wait until people are lulled into a false sense of security and our government stupidly opens up everything again too early and we get a second wave of infections. Gonna be a fun time
Daniel Garcia
spy going to 200 in May
Angel Carter
please open the gym back up. I filled my gymbag full of gallon water jugs so I've been able to do weighted pushups and shit and keep most of my gains but my legs are fucking dying.
Anyone have any good cheapies from strong companies with good divs that I can buy into after I flip my oil?
No such thing as cheapies anymore... everything's up big time. Do you like to buy up 10%? I think I might start that strat.
Would you even go to the gym knowing there's Coronachan out and about? Lung capacity is important for liftan.
Elijah Walker
So oil meeting tomorrow, oil gonna pump or dump?
Jose Ortiz
yes
Hunter Gomez
I was hoping for another plunge to scoop up more goodies, but this works too I guess.
Aaron Wilson
What time does it start?
Ethan Long
I’m scalping my profits off this dip tomorrow.
Xavier Reed
After it has pumped through the economic Armageddon? This recession isn't even going to last that long, nothing broke, we had no bankruptcies and after this rally the bags have been moved so even if we do end up having some it won't be that bad.
John Baker
I'd probably just take my own wipes with me and use them on literally everything I touch
My fucking diet was on point for months and I was actually starting to look like I lifted, fuck my life fuck
just can't win. Feel like an asshat for not getting into Pepsi while it was down too
Colton Young
WTI could dump tomorrow but it's either going to be up tomorrow or up by may
>Cut your losses now and go all in SPXL. Based. >There is still time to snatch dignified mediocrity from the jaws of pathetic destitution It's true! I'm not even at fucking break-even yet! Anons gotta act fast tho. I just need one more 2-3% pump like today.
All it matters is that we'll pump another 3% on the news that Biden remembered his name in an interview or something. The existence of Bernie was holding us back 3%. Who would have known that 10% of the crash was Bernie's 1% chance to win not enough votes for the convention.
Logan Lee
FUCK, I wish I had a real account like 25K+ so I could do cool shit like buy Boeing at 95 and then sell at 160, then buy back at 120 etc etc and not praying on some shitty USO 7.5calls and shit did I say shit enough not sure? SHit shit shitty shit shit.
Its weird for guys though, women don't just do that so I would feel extremely good about a girl slapping my butt, it proves that you made it and your muscles are finally legit. I'd probably sue the third or ugly girl to do it.
Bentley Green
I got into pepsi.... a bunch in my IRA... but dropped LMT at the bottom and trimmed BRKB at near bottom... really hurts my heart.
I consume Tyson Fun Nuggets every evening, and am looking forward to ordering more from my local Kroger grocer soon!
Redfin just laid off 40% of their fucking staff. I've never heard of such a massive lay-off without a straight out bankruptcy. Companies usually try to cap it at 10%.
My LinkedIn feed is also flooded with people getting internships revoked by Cruise or laid off by them.
Robert Morgan
I'm guessing during the the monday rally this week? If it is idk why the fuck he would short BA after a bailout and all
Gabriel Hughes
I’m tapping out, I give up. I’m gonna start buying stocks this is going on way too long for a dead cat bounce
Anthony Collins
I mean thats the case almost everywhere but holy shit its all bullish. We're either going to see a run to 3300 or a 3 circuit breaker day one of the two.
Josiah Lopez
bullish af
Evan Perry
The CDC just loosened restrictions on back to work guidance, so that's going to be pretty bullish
Dylan Price
>3 circuit breaker day >one of the two. When though? Not to be a meme but isnt it priced in by now? The assumption is every business is going to fire/furlough most of their employees and earnings will be bad. How is this going to cause a panic?
David Martinez
Best tech stock out of FB, APPL, and GOOGL? Also hit me with some hot stuff, stuff I haven't seen before. I'm gonna be buying this shit all the way down, already have a limit order for NEE and TDY. Shill me, no RTX or KTOS though already got that on the watchlist, oil is covered too.
Christopher Smith
The trouble comes if those people don't get hired back.
Juan Perry
>he didnt buy GUSH you DO realize it will be back to ath by eoy, right?
Nathan Wood
he bought?
Jayden Carter
you're just asking to get bogged now
Carter Ramirez
Those guidances are for essential workers who have been exposed, essential workers were already not barred from going to work
Henry King
>sitting at a fat -95% loss Oof. I've been there, user. I think it was Mr. LCI's Wild Ride that took me there.
FB owns Instagram, which is probably doing well right now. >APPL Apple is AAPL, sirs Regardless, AAPL and GOOG/GOOGL haven't been a moon mission in years and have gotten pretty sleepy.
