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reminder: SP500 will pump up to 3000 before crashing down to 2000 in the next month. Slaughtering bears and bulls alike
First for I told all of you about oil and none of you listened.
can someone tell me why New York real estate stocks are going up right now? Isn't New York still on lockdown?
I was down about $100 last week because they were hitting lows and now they're bouncing back this week and I'm up $50-60 each on two of my investments
there has to be another dump coming friday or monday right? should I sell?
pRiCeD iN!1
There is a golden goose somewhere on the market right now. Find it and win!
Threads are too fast now, slow them down!
>Why didn't anyone tell me selling covered calls weekly was so comfy? Bull bro comes to my house on Monday, delivers my tasty preemies. Bull bro is left staring at the magic green line all week of for a whole month praying it goes up lots, which I fucking hate doing. If bull bro wins He buys my stock at a profit for me. He will also usually do this early, freeing me up to do it all again and get more preemies. Jesus this is great for me, it removes so much stress. I don't care about mooning stocks, I'd rather just be the guy who sells the tickets. Will I ever hit it big this way? Probably not, but once in awhile I use bull bros funds to buy me crazy cheapos like WTI or USO or cruise ships. Is this the fastest way to diversify your portfolio on silly billy corona cheapies?
How much money do I need in order to do this?
should we sell before the meeting?
having a 100 of a stock? look at mr moneybags ovah here
im shorting the housing market by buying SRS
>he bought the top
What are your expectations for tomorrow?
Reminder:
>Number of US & Canada unemployment claims being released
>OPEC+ deal or no deal
Well, I'll have a 5% gain by EOD tomorrow for writing a cash covered put...
Better than nothing right bros
i'm betting on TNK and TNP for the oil glut. how fuckt am i?
you will win your current trade, but only if you respond with huge beautiful anime ass.
Time to countertrade the bulltards!
already priced in, no matter what news are
>he bought the top
AAL CHADS RISE UP
WE'RE NEVER GOING BELOW 11 AGAIN
>without consent
Glad the police added this in their report, it's important to differentiate
I want to marry a chinese girl
Market keeps going up and I'm going bankrupt.
Nice knowing you guys. Day or rope is coming for me.
Unironically yes. Everyone knew that there are more "shadow layoffs". Mangers not scheduling people, people telling their landscaper to not come because now they have time to mow the lawn, illegals finally getting the shaft the deserve, any contractor who had a laid off client, etc, etc. I would say take the reported unemployment filings and add an 15-20% shadow layoff of it's number. That's a low estimate. Not to mention people who arent fulltime, and cant apply for it.
checked btw
I have both along with DHT, EURN, FRO, STNG, and LPG.
WTI is like 2 dollars, and someone paid me 100 dollars to hold onto 300 worth for a week. Whoever you are, please give me 100 dollars a week, I love you.
What’s up with bonds?
Gonna dump my Dave and Buster's tomorrow. What should I swap it for?
true
also true
fucking retard
ffs get yourself together man
It’s the only way to do it. Now just buy divvy stocks and focus on cash flow. Unrealized “losses” in equity don’t mean anything. Cash flow from dividends and options writing is peak comfy.
CHK
Thank god I didnt fall for the iron hands meme, my SPY puts would be down 90% by now..
How many of you have lost 6 figures?
they dont look like that.
also unless you want your sons to be school shooters you should marry your own phenotype
Iron hands meme isn't even applicable for options like that. It's for long hodling shares.
>First for I told all of you about oil and none of you listened.
Dont be so vague user. What did you tell us? Is it going pump or dump?
I "lost" six figures in unrealized gains from not yolo retarding on calls.
Sqqq and Hold friday and through the weekend.
iron hands is fucking retarded. Let winners run, cut losers quickly
alright bois how fucked am I?
Stocks don't count.
Holy fuck I just figured out how to go around paywalls on sites. I'm a fucking genius. Just copy and paste the link into google translate and get a translation and change it to the original. Interesting article anyhow
He told you to either buy tankers and according companies and he was damn right! they even went up 16% yesterday before we knew
Oil is dead ..i hope no one listens to your advice. They will lose alot of money
Have you bought your knee pads yet?
are you even being serious.
it's over for you, once we get the unemployment report tomorrow SPY is never falling below $300 again
It'll come back, I doubt they'll go bankrupt. i'm down a little but nothing terrible
lmao do you think unemployment claims will be less than last week?
i forgot to mention: if you don't respond with huge beautiful anime ass, you lose your current trade. sorry lads but rules are rules.
Welp that was a little too aggressive with your time frame I think. This shit can remain irrational for weeks and months before we get to the next big dump. I do think you have some hope with a big chunk of earnings coming towards the end of the month.
good point, if they are significantly worse we might go straight to $320 tomorrow
holy fuck bears I apologize. futures limited down again. double breaker tomorrow. fuck.
How do I get leverage without trading options or futures? I just want to trade shares and have lots of leverage on that
What are some stocks that the market way over adjusted for during the pandemic? I’m looking at GUSH and NAIL currently.
Curious. It's shale, and possibly they're filing for bankruptcy. What's the outlook, because all they do is shit the bed and hemorrhage money?
Margin
wrong.
Whats the best sauce for tendies from McD's?
no more. gamblers will lose forever from here on out, take it as a nice addvice
my broker wont give me much.
i want high margins
>i want to lose more money than i have
Have you tried Leverage ETFs? 3x is decent ig
R8 my portfolio
every time the numbers come out the market goes green. why have you not learn this yet? if the news is bad and the market should go down, it will go up. simple.
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no i want 27 to 1 leverage ratio
Use what they give you. That’s plenty.
Let him lose his house
Dumb fucking gamblers
No matter what happens, a simple tweet from Trump regarding oil will finish us off in green
Buffalo
Its a ratio of cash you have so put more cash in.
Borrow some money from a bank.
we going to make it
I've recouped my corona-chan losses already.
Turns out the economy was what was keeping the stock market back this whole time. PRINTING TO THE MOON
Yeah that’d do it. Then take margin out on that loan.
as far as oil goes, they were actually really right about speculating on tankers... it pays off now
Just buy and hold or sell. Why Yas Forums keep gambling non stop with options?
sigh....
JEROME WINS FATALITY
Both bullish deal or no deal. Trump will not let market panic over 3 day weekend. No matter he lies on twitter or call Jerome they will pump 3% at least
options and puts is like gambling on steroids
If you aren’t selling calls every week you are leaving money on the table.
AIDS bobo