Good news bad edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
So we can all agree that the recession is cancelled and all we had was a small correction in the bull market, right?
Fill in the blank /smg/
I AM FINANCIALLY ____________
CUMMING INSIDE NICO
>Passover begins so we might see limited trading volume tomorrow
based boomberg calling out the jews
Imagine not buying Kohl's right now. Guaranteed to 3x your money unless Amazon acquires them then it's an easy 20x.
fake and gay pump.
user... you didnt sell, did you?
We're all gonna make it, bros
Had them ony watchlist and the thought has been tempting. Meanwhile, I feel pretty great seeing my NRZ bags get much lighter today
I went all in on RTX today, bros. How long until I start seeing massive gains?
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.49%, pretty surprised honestly. A little disappointed in what my gold is doing but it's okay. Considering longing JPM now kek, apparently aggressive bets on 115+ are coming out for late May o_o
Continue to have no idea where we're going but sentiment seems good. Almost too good...
>he missed the bottom
Damn right i did. Its gonna dump tomorrow if not aftermarket. Too much bullish news. I dont trust it
They fixed the stock market guys. Hurry, put all your money back in.
ah fuck I don't feel like mowing my front lawn today lads
>why yes i am going all in rtx
Up 6% today, everything green! My NRZ bags got lighter, considering on moving that money once I get out of the hole on it since they cut their dividends. May a speculative growth play, but there are still good divie companies out there to be had on the cheap.
Soon fren, just remember it's a long hodl for best results
>she missed the top
So why exactly is the stock market recovering when literally no one is working? Is it just a big meme?
haven't even checked my accounts hehe
probably between +1.4% and +2.2%
Reminder to never bet against america!
I just bought $4800 of Spirit Airline stock 11 minutes ago. How fucked am I, lads?
+3.6%
The headmistress is so proud of me shes taking me to Cheesecake factory tonight
ultra fuck.
At least I'm not the only one getting JUST'd by LK. Heh.
stocks only go up
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
OPEC Meeting 30 minutes after opening bell tomorrow morning bois. What direction are you guys betting?
Going into tomorrow:
>Holding SQQQ
>Holding SPXL
>Holding RTX
>Holding UCO
>Holding shorts that are making me lose my ass off of hotels and cruise lines
What in the ever loving fuck is my portfolio going to look like tomorrow. I am nervous as hell thinking about it with all my losses right now since I refuse to cover my shorts which are putting me 10% down since I took them. I hedged literally every outcome and are either going to make bank or die a fiery death as everything burns in a rallying non-oil non-tech boosting day of just cruise, hotel, retail, and airline pumping as it has the last 3 days.
BASED
ready for a dip tomorrow
China lock-down lasted 76 days.
what if our lockdown extend to end of may?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre
Bullish
breathe and wait for Monday. Get ready for Tuesday.
Retarded
even these retarded news don't make sense anymore.... "market rallies as stocks keep increasing" fucking what? what the fuck does that even mean???
That's exactly why I sold all the stocks that were giving me profit
Get tha steak Diane
Also look at the secret symbols scattered around the restaurant, powerful secrets in there (I've only eaten there once, in 2009)
Chinks lie about everything who gives a shit what they say
my life depends on it hope those saudi fucks open their butthole like they always do so i can see green dildos
We can all agree the media turned something Obama faced in 2011 and barely saw a blip in the market almost exact scenario and successfully made it into a 35% flash crash so you have to hand it to them that is pretty cool to have so much power over people. They were almost a cunt hair away from causing a Great Depression just like they caused World War One. Better luck next time, all is fair in love and war. Pip Pip Cheerio
This user is fucking awesome and I remember everyone being all about the Kohls Cash.
I'm pretty sure that my boy Jerome called it a 'mid-cycle-adjustment', so we should be back on the road to SPX 5000 momentarily
MBS is clinically retarded. I wouldn't be surprised if he drives oil to 0 and causes his kingdom to collapse.
The power of Jesus. Do you honestly think a christian country would allow stocks to go down over a holy holiday?
Crabbing it. Bears and bulls I expect your bright and early. 9:00 AM SHARP! Better have my mother fucking preemies.
I did, babe
based
Who is this Dow Jones character? Why is he so important?
This is just a deadcat bounce. You know something's fishy when companies are losing revenue due to corona but their stocks are rising.
Holy shit all my easy gains become easy losses and FUCK I HATE THIS IT USED TO BE FUN
WHEN DO I GTE MY MONEY BACK AND CHEAPIES????
Yes, it's a money making place. Going up just creates money out of nothing who cares about the real economy.
Everything is tethered together, all markets go up and it's not because of the US it's because that how people an make money. No matter which country you look at it from it's the same, the only difference is the amount of players.
I actually met Dow Jones one time in Bermuda
he looks a lot younger than he is
wild chap
everywhere in the world the dates are pretty much the same regardless of the starting date. We'll all be back to the (((new normal))) by the beginning of june. Not before. Try to wrap your head around it, they have done it everywhere else. First date X, then "we'll have to wait a couple more weeks" until we reach the end of may. Mark my words.
Back to normal bearbros
TAKE YER SWING
Finally in the green
middling
we've been spending the last 3 weeks loading up on cheapies love
where have you been
cope eurofaggot!
soon, soon
kek this is unironically bearish
Is that like how Subway has so many locations but half of them are tiny carts on sidewalks?
>bobos spend the last 3 weeks shorting the bottom
>now want to buy in at the top
when will they learn?
So once I make my profit from buying the dip (which in a best case scenario will be in the ballpark of $1000) how do I make money once everything is at the moon already?
If I have a bearish outlook on stocks but also want to buy bonds do I wait for the dip or is that not as relevant for bonds?
sell covered calls
>he fell for the fake common cold meme
Stop loss saves lives
OHHHHHHHHHHH
DING DONG
BING BONG
A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!
NO STOCKS CAN'T GO UP THERE IS A PANDEMIC PEOPLE ARE DYING POWELL STOP PRINTING JUST. STOP. IT.
Why there fuck do people both with crypto? Its 10 times less transparent than stonks which already make no sense.
same
Recession is cancelled. The common cold thing was a hoax.
>crab market
What are your guys recommendations Defense/armament portfolio for the upcoming war against Venezuela and China. Already got RTX and feel like the other defense stocks are priced in.
By the end of it I want to be as wealthy as the merchant of death Basil Zaharoff. (The only greek man who knew how to make a profit ).
So uh....we back?
the article states that Goldman Sachs had to sell a lot of shares because the chairman of the company defaulted on a $150 million margin loan. It also said that 2,000 locations came online in the last few months.
down 40k... and i swear if i go long tomorrow on anything it will just get reversed again
i want to kms
WE HAVENT EVEN LIFTED THE QUARANTINE
WHY IS THE STOCK MARKET GOING UP
GOV CUOMO SAID WE HAVE RECORD DEATHS
LOOK AT ALL THESE NEWS ARTICLES THAT DEFINITELY DONT HAVE AGENDAS
THIS IS 100% MANIPULATED AND RIGGED
I CANT BELIEVE THE GOVERNMENT WOULD DO SOMETHING ILLEGAL
based Kanmari
I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF SHIT
DCAED DOWN A TON ON PEP KO JNJ MRK
THEN TRIMMED TOO EARLY AND HEDGED TOO HARD AND TOO EARLY
AND NOW DOCTOR FAUCI HIMSELF SET THE BULL LOOSE TODAY AND IM BTFO
I fucking hate bearmode why the fuck did I do this to myself???
Yep in every definition possible this is a bull market.
so stop QE and raise rates right?
Why do permabear sites have the most retarded unprofessional logos? Who gets investment advice from websites with edgy skulls and court jesters on the banner?
I'll buy from you soon
+315% in 2020 now.
time to spend the next year losing money on biopharma memes and pennystocks :D
just like old times...
The last 3 days were the return to normal, tomorrow will see profit taking. I guarantee it.
speculation. You don't need direct value immediately for things to go up.
>Costco crashing with march comps up 9.6%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my 3.26% nuuuu!!!
is that image ironic?
>i have everything on the "return to normal" meme
im fucked
LMT is never priced in, its the stock of the United States Air Force and its not allowed to fail!
m8 motley fool is the most permabull website you could find
they tell their subscribers to hold for 10+ years
No lmao, the market's been hollowed out by Fed money and is a teetering facade due for a surprise megacrash
>he doesn't know that mass graves and bull markets are positively correlated
Do you think I should hold my 4/17 $272 SPY puts?
up 4.49% today, fucked up and sold a target debit spread that was 94/95 itm for a loss (market sold instead of limit) if i held till expiration i would have made 2% more on the day.
Very nice, user
>day's gain: 14.61%
Is this... the power of the bull?
Thought that was boeing? Who else is their in the defense industry Northrop, Kratos, General Dyanmics?
Absolutely yes.
I specifically told you not to fuck it up in early April. We're entering hardmode stock trading effective next week
>Coronavirus timeline:
>- January 19: 100 cases
>- January 24: 1,000 cases
>- February 12: 50,000 cases
>- March 6: 100,000 cases
>- March 18: 200,000 cases
>- March 26: 500,000 cases
>- April 2: 1,000,000 cases
>- April 8: 1,500,000 cases
LONG CORONA-CHAN
>it was literally nothing
>the fed somehow still paid trillions to fix it
Nothing to see here
When is the meeting with the Saudis and Russia?
Yes, bulls win for a while now. We get to BTFO and charge the double bottom cash hoarders extra.