How would the markets respond to a Joe Biden win in November?

>Joe biden
>Win

Going to withdrawl all my investments and bet it all on Trump winning the election a second time. Free money

Biden unironically fucks kids and doesn't try to hide it at all. No way he ever wins.

they would skyrocket as the us would finally have a real leader in charge

you realize hillary would have won in a democracy right? its not unintentional that they keep repeating lines like "its a threat to our democracy"

Yes and nobody votes for a moderate.

>Biden is the “nice, moderate, sane”
Even Joe Rogan has noticed the old fuck is suffering from dementia, what the fuck are you sperging about?

Is that an actual quote? Is he actually retarded?

at first bad but after the tragic weight lifting incident in first 3 months of office and hillary clinton becomes president and immediately starts ground wars in turkmenistan, mozambique, and venezuela the stock market reaches new all time highs

He has dementia. He's 77 years old.

Most democracies are republics. Are you retarded?

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1247333355416219649

sell everything

Trump vs Biden is literally retard vs retard. Why do muricans vote for retards every time?

I assume for entertainment

Yea makes sense I guess. I mean Trump was literally an actor before right? Haha, can't even make this shit up.

Because they find it easier to relate

kek Is the dude even fit to drive?

The pandemic of 17 all the way around to 16.

What the even actual fuck?

Don't miss peak Bidenkino

youtube.com/watch?v=3DbE2SmV2bs

translation

"We cannot let this crisis make democracy play second fiddle, as we've prevented from happening in 1917 all the way to 2016. We can have both a democracy and a functional public health system."

Translation: he wants to pump more government money into healthcare (perhaps less into the useless military), and if Trump doesn't move more left on healthcare (hes already 180'd on medicare and medicaid by the way) he will lose in landslide.

Healthcare is the deciding factor in this election and democrats have had the correct answer for several election cycles.

Link to the clip:
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1247333355416219649

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He looks like Thomas Jefferson on the plantation here. Kek

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African Americans absolutely love the man. He was Obama's right hand after all. Hilary didn't have that vote. He wins in a landslide.

>i dont know the difference between a democracy and a republic
>most democracies are republic which must mean most republics are democracies
are you retarded?

Well if you want a serious answer usually it's because in America the two major parties are republican or democrat, they consoooom easily over 95% of the voting public between the two of them ironically because people think that you're wasting your vote since they're "too big to fail". Although this isn't the only reason it probably is responsible for retaining 10-15% of the voting public from both sides.

Now you have this factor combined with our elections aren't usually a battle of one set of good ideas vs the other but rather which politician will do less DAMAGE to the country. We essentially had the choice between an actual war criminal with a vagina and a real estate tycoon with hobbies including but not limited to; reality tv, golfing, industrializing steak, and grabbing pussies.

At this point most people leading the pro Trump sentiment back in 2016 did so because it was funny. If our political system is a joke and it pisses off the trannies destroying the country might as well hire the best clown for the job. And I've gotta say it was worth it

They'll never vote for sleepy joe

You're delusional, leftypol. Non-cucked whites in america aren't as leftarded as you think.
>correct answer
Must be rough to go through life with 80 iq, eh? All your socialist programs are paid by white, middle-class men. Not only do you retards want to open the borders, you want to give all my money to the invaders.

>I learned about kids jumping on my lap
>And I love kids jumling on my lap
W-what did he mean by this?

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You're wrong. It's the obesity epidemic, ironically centered in red states, that's driving up the cost of healthcare.

And yes, the hard working healthy young whites are paying for the obesity related surgeries in the pyramid scheme known as private insurance.

What's really going to bake your noodle later is when you realize during Boomer Joes time "roaches" was a wildly racist slur for minorities.

>And yes, the hard working healthy young whites are paying for the obesity related surgeries in the pyramid scheme known as private insurance.
>pyramid scheme
You're nuts. Private care in america is enourmously superior for average whites. Your socialist bullshit would hurt my people greatly. I don't give a shit about you. You're not my kin, so pay for your own care.

don't change his name shill
it's creepy uncle joe
or child sniffer biden

>And I've gotta say it was worth it
Love the flow.

youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ

This... this is amazing. It's gonna be chad Trump vs. a full on insane person. This election might top the last one as crazy as that sounds.

>wanting to live in a δημοκρατια instead of a res publica

Sure... Just like in 2016...

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You know that most of modern medicine is completely unnecessary and almost all care can be avoided just by exercising and maintaining a low BMI?

Yeah, we're not kin. So fuck your obese father and diabetic mother I hope they die of the virus in the second wave.

Most obese people in the USA are spics, not whites.

It's across the board numb nuts, youve obviously never been to a walmart in the south.

Biden only appeals to the most staunch Democrats. Older Dems who have a blind hatred for Trump and no other political ideology whatsoever. A "moderate" candidate cannot win. Trump can win, Bernie might have been able to. Not a moderate.

>Spics

Nigs are the worst offenders. 50% are obese, 70% of nig women. It's absurd.

True. That's why the rona is wrecking black communities in the states. I wonder if its too politically incorrect to state that obesity is a serious preexisting condition and the main reason why its going to kill so many Americans.

Biden is obviously demented so I'm most interested in seeing which sycophants, grifters, leeches and opportunists take full advantage of this situation.

It's going to be like that scene in Lord of the Rings where the old King is essentially just a husk for the wormy ne'er-do-well to do his bidding through. Biden will be the corporal representation of all the scumbag power-hungry Democrats to get their moneybags and advance their own personal interests. All Presidents have advisers and council, that's nothing new, but Biden's counselors and advisers will be the most important/powerful in the history of the country.

I mean you can argue all you want about Trump, and claim the same applies to him, but Trump does not have Alzheimer's. He's clearly still conscious and lucid, and when he says stupid shit he knows exactly what he's saying.

Biden is going to be on a whole nother level. The guy won't be able to give a 5 minute speech without saying several things that are incomprehensible. He loses his train of thought in every interview. He needs someone physically taking care of him 24 hours of the day - imagine his mental caretakers? Our Country will be run by people that literally nobody voted for if Biden is President. It will be the most farcical "Presidency" in the history of our Country.

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Forgot my Pic Related! This would be the Biden Presidency.

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politics is always priced in because the rich control both parties in the USA

Biden personally believes that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and Biden believes that our education, like such as in South Africa and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should - our education over here in the US should help the US, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children

it's a giant douche / turd sandwich scenario fren

Bad. He wants to raise the corporate tax rate.

youtu.be/xdxK_Z9Lo2Y