wtf was that edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
previous thread checked btw
its over bearbros, accept the mighty JP, or lose they money
ACCUMULATE REFR
HOLD REFR TO 20
Last chance to get SQQQ under 16
Bring back the AMRN shills!! TAKE THIS BITCH TO $20+
SPY 200 by 4/17
What are some vegan stocks to buy? $BYND is still overpriced.
MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
>MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
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>MANDATORY READING TO ALL BOBOS
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this fucking market is untradable I call bullshit on anyone who says he can predict the movements and isn't just holding longs. trump is a fucking moron and jerome is just creating another bubble I pity muricans.
Can anyone recommend companies heavy in plastics manufacturing?
>not taking the freebies on WTI
NGMI
>TMDX upgraded to price target of $25
buy buy buy buy buy
Buy RTN1 you miserable faggot
I'm bored of this game.
its going to test those lows any day now right bears?
I’m balls deep in SPXL but that’s faggot r*ddit unfunny pasta
lmao by who?
post source
I set a bunch off buys going down (buy at 5, buy at 4.50, buy at 4, etc) and turned my attention away from stocks until it was over. Other boards are posting now about how the country is back, Trump is back, etc. So, is it actually over, we back?
What is /smg/ holding to benefit from the OPEC agreement tomorrow?
Will America become Japan 2.0 at this rate?
Jeromes actions will impact everyone, not just Americans
This is insanity. I'm going bear mode...no way this lasts.
can't wait for the market to dump 0.5% before close to end on +2.5 and bears to claim it as a moral victory lmfao
it's real lol
Pls dump
>hits 0.01 for a trading period and then skyrockets back to the norm
This is a glitch, right?
>Daddy, I HATE living in a car. Why didn't you invest in oil stocks and prison REITS?
KHC
QQQ Red dildo any fucking second
>implying infinite QE can ever be turned off
>implying it ever will
Digits confirm true
inshallah
why do they let low IQ monkey pigs on CNBC so often. It's honestly disgusting they let these people shill to normies and fuck them over.
Will any of the markets be open tomorrow or is it all closed down due that faggot who died on a cross?
Yes. Everything good. Market is healthy again, business are reopening in every country, zero unemployments, zero debt and no need for stimulus packages or anymore central bank help. We fully recovered and bails outs are not necessary either. LET'S GO CAPITALISM. Oh wait...wrong system.
Bears will be liquidated before the crash. It's so funny to watch.
agreed
My old friend's father has OPEC connections through UAE. Tomorrow OPEC is going to
a gun to my head
1. money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
2. fed doesnt buy stocks
3. you are ignorant
4. you are retarded
/MUMU'd/
Sure hope so. That would spare me the inconvenience of emigrating to Japan 1.0.
It's always the RH users who are this dumb, go figure.
Oil moon
who /holdingGUSH/ here?
I have about $1,500 to invest in something fun or more risky per month.
I’m well secured in terms of pension plan, living arrangements and health care.
What do I do if I don’t want to fuck with options and all that, just old-fashioned shares?
I was thinking of making an unethical portfolio with weapons, tobacco etc., but I also want to make some money.
about to get margin called
I'm just reposting something a butthurt bobo posted last thread.
I bought 3 weeks ago.
I got in at just under $11 when that medfag (you?) shilled it ages ago. Based.
>strict immigration laws in japan
i hope
u ok bro?
>we're approaching yesterday's highs
damn. are there any bobros left? I'm holding my inverses to the 2800 - 2850 range on the S&P. bleed with me brothers.
>fed hasn't increased the size of its sheets
>fed isn't operating with blackcock
hmm...
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
Nope
Buying bad corporate and municipal debt then erasing the red number in the ledger when they default is unlimited printer works.
its just a generator of random numbers
holtes chains that generate no profit at all currently were rising 20% in one day
BULLSHIT
i see you've never gone short in your entire life
Commence the dump.
Based or cringe?
>insider traders on oil
Why is this allowed
Easy money if you can day trade:
Buy puts and calls 2 off the strike, sell off the 3:55 pump or dump.
What are you guys expecting from the OPEC meeting tomorrow?
I still can't believe bears still exist. It took only a week for bulls to stop sting during the drop but here we are 3 weeks of up later and bears still trying to time a drop that won't happen.
What did I say fuck these normal fags in the last thread calling me retarded
Checked
based, but lock some of your gains in soonish.
>>fed hasn't increased the size of its sheets
>>fed isn't operating with blackcock
except that's not waht i said at all. yes their balance sheet is going up. no, they don't buy stocks. more importantly, money is being destroyed faster than it's being created. welcome to economics 102.
Hope you have enough margin :^)
Nothing. It'll just be old people talking and then nobody agrees on anything
>We will break 4% EOD
EVERY SINGLE ETF I HELD ENDED A FUCKING TREMENDOUS FAILURE BECAUSE THE MARKET JUST REVERSED FUCKING DIRECTION GOD DAMN IT FUCKING SHIT
WHEN YOU GET ATH YESTERDAY AND A PLUNGE IT'S ONLY FUCKING FITTING THE PLUNGE CONTINUES NEXT DAY INSTEAD OF FUCKING V-REBOUNDING FUCK
If i wanna get some longs on oil before tomorrow, what's the play? A specific company or and index? Stay away from shale or no?
C’mon everyone has always known that there a different rules for different people
i want this fake and gay market to burn. not for money, just for the sake of it. tired of this horse shit.
What the fuck is this moon
For me SNSS is not just another stock. Some people just go "hey if I make money great, if I don't oh well" Which is fine and to be honest that's the right way to go about it. But for me, losing money on the deal was never an option cause I need all the money I can get. Long story short; I'm 37, didn't save as much as I should've during my 20's/early 30s. So now my retirement plan is kinda lacking. SNSS is a way to correct that mistake and give my retirement plan a big kick in the ass. Sure I've got a pension and a 401 and now a brokerage,etc. Both the pension and 401 are doing rather well, but still. It don't mater how good the investments are doing if your still behind as it were. All the retirement people tell you this; "by age 40 your on track for a nice retirement if you have double your salary in the bank (or invested)" Thanks to SNSS I'll hit that mark about 4 years sooner.
Holdin since 18 ese
what does 2 off the strike mean?
tfw XOM purchaser @ $31-32
I’ve got a 35 dollar call on it for June 19th. How do you think this stock is going to perform user?
Doesn't matter everything will be pumped anyway other than oil itself which will continue pump-and-dumping because that's what shitcoins do.
Open tomorrow closed Friday
Only trade you win is the trade you make.
invent a time machine and buy in three weeks ago
seriously I don't think oil has that much more upside, and when this many anons are talking about it you know you missed the bus
You must have one of the most redpilled portfolios of anyone here. Hats off to you, sir.
It's just a glitch bro 4 sure check this out.
It will dump after the opec meeting from ~2800
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
money is moving out of circulation? sure, but i don't get what this has to do with the infinite QE. we're not spending fuck all, shit's closed.
This market is easy.
youtube.com
>tired of this horse shit.
everyone is
Makin bacon, again
>Nope
real convincing. velocity is slowing down. debt is getting destroyed faster than it's being taken on. credit is evaporating faster than base money is rising. welcome to economics 102.
Raytheon is still a good buy at this price. Sub-10 P/E on a juggernaut like RTX is literally free money.
Delta Airlines Q1 earnings tomorrow. Get your puts ready. Even Buffett dumped their stock.
What about Monday?
I hate how everything is closed for the next 4 days barring saturday
Anybody else getting rich of gas stocks?
I hold most of these...
Absolutely fire.
Made this thread a little over a month ago...
warosu.org
honest answer though, if you have no idea just buy XLE
>bought at 42
>Need to wait to 44 to even make money
I have no clue. If i did i would be holding an oil long right now.
Blackrock is the fed now, and they're buying everything.
based
but
>money is being destroyed faster than it's being created
I don't understand what you mean by money is being destroyed. I understand that the deflationary shock is hitting hard, and that the flight to cash and quality is driving up the dollar, but what do you mean by "destroyed"
ah shit
I didn't realize
I really am on the wrong side of the trade if people like this are the bears. I really did sell the bottom.
>we're not spending fuck all
which is DEflationary (or disinflationary)
you cant short on margin in retail accounts you dumb nigger that's the point i was trying to make but you're too stupid to read between the lines so let me spell it out for you.
also i am superior to you. have a nice day :)
nice
I got in at 34
Are you telling me not to sell my CHK stocks?
$37 reporting in. Stop set at $40. Bring it on Bobo.
You convinced me. I'll bet on the meeting going to shit by keeping my money, and waiting to pick up cheapies in the aftermath
Buy coal stocks with low debt and strong earnings multiples.
BBOOOOEEEINNNNGGGG
Sold all the stocks that were giving me profit so far. I might get fucked, but I think it's a dead cat bounce
what's your PT for FunNuggets?
Russia isn't going to agree to any deal unless the US takes production cuts as well.
Tomorrow could potentially be a shit show and tank the oil market again
fuck off
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38 so meh but im still happy
>they're buying everything.
no, they are not buying stocks. it's not just just because you want it to be true.
>I don't understand what you mean by money is being destroyed
credit trades like money. it is basically identical to money. when you pay your debts, credit is destroyed. debt is both an asset and a liability, and when they meet they cancel each other out (destruction).
>Selling $1trillion in 50 year 1.5% US treasuries
youtube.com
Who the fuck buys these?
ZOOM TUMBLING
Sell way otm puts. Better work that cash son.
WHAT THE FUCK
I TOLD MYSELF I WAS GOING TO PUT ALL MY MONEY IN AT THE BOTTOM, WITH MARGINS AND EVERYTHING
AND I DIDN’T
WHY AM I CURSED
FUCK MY LIFE
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>more terrible unemployment numbers set to come out tomorrow
Looks like another green day incoming
where do you see that its tomorrow? my td says 4/28 and finviz says 4/8....
I love holding REFR
thanks shorts, short fish fucking FRY
FRYYYYYYYY
same shit every day
someones making bookoo bucks off daytrading ba
will XOM ever go bankrupt?
Raytheon literally contract for cia in pine gap. Those who invest won't be forgiven. I know who U are I know what U r.
>Who the fuck buys these?
the fed
If you are so sure it will fall through then bet against it before the meeting and make money.
It's seriously a 50%+ swing either way if you bet correctly.
Exciting times.
I think a deal will be reached, but it won't pump as hard as people think it will and whatever cuts they agree to will not be sufficient.
Sad weeb
No
checked, 36 here
>Why yes I am financially ruined, how could you tell?
fucking clowniada
>I love locking away hundreds of my dollars on a shitstock instead of buying the big boys and making gains over couple days
Okay retard.
>ZM craters after I decide to not buy puts and used my capital on other plays.
haha
Ultra boomers
Crab bros, get ready. We're going to bomb our way back down to +1%.
USO was halted so options were not allowed to trade. RH marks options that cannot trade as $0.01
same. if it dips buying some before bell in case it repeats what it did the past two days.
My NEET ways will come to an end next week. As I will no longer have time to monitor the markets, I must choose an investing strategy now.
Do I #yolo blue chips and risk making the wrong bets?
Do I cuck out and pay fees for average results i.e. ETFs?
If I'm forced to become a 401k boomer I ideally want cash flow out of it.
yeah i hold that one as well.
Seems to be one of the few dead cats.
Chesapeake, Gulfport, Apache got smacked pretty hard and may not recover.
Antero is struggling to keep up with the bests.
I posted the ones that seem to get decent market response.
It is clear the market is sifting through which ones it thinks may go bankrupt.
Gulfport Highly likely
CHK likely
Apache likely
Antero Somewhat likely
Ovintiv Somewhat likely
Range resources Somewhat likely
Southwestern, CNX, CRK, Montage, EQT not likely
Id say hold CHK for now but try to diversify in those other not likely to go bankrupt gas producers.
It was weird in that scene how he announced to the public "someone just got their arm ripped off," you'd think he'd keep that quiet in a park where people play with tigers.
Why would boomers buy bonds they literally won't live to see mature? Boomers are selfish by nature.
It's the fed buying these bonds.
TSN: 63 and save some for all time high
SAFM: basically here
SYY: all time high
Hormel: never went down in the first place
Pilgrims: unsure
>money is moving out of circulation?
no, credit is, which trades exactly like money. it gets replaced when people take on new debts, which they are not doing because of the virus.
>but i don't get what this has to do with the infinite QE
infinite QE exists as an inflationary pressure to offset the deflationary pressure of credit destruction. even this amount of QE is not enough because our entire economy is so absurdly debt ridden. regardless, the money the fed prints does not go directly into stocks.
Tomorrow will probably be red at least towards the end just because everyone is too scared to hold into the 3 day weekend
VTSAX, .004% fee, basically free.
get a real broker
im about to double down and spend my remaining 5k on SQQQ please help
XOM is John Rockefeller’s legacy and a part of America’s industrial aristocracy with JP Morgan, GE, F, and X. None of those companies will be allowed to go under by Uncle Sam.
You comfort me, user
Im not that sure kek I'll go with the lowest risk lowest (immediate) reward play
I want off this wild ride
>regardless, the money the fed prints does not go directly into stocks.
It goes into company stock buybacks. The reason why we have infinite QE is because the Fed thinks that inflation can be absorbed entirely in the stock market.
The money from the previous QE went into stocks and has been going into stocks since Greenspan.
>3 day weekend
Is there a three day weekend? I'm a NEET, I barely know what day it is in the first place.
So I've adopted a new strategy, it's called "just buy some shit fuck it."
green
hhmmmm... weird..
I don't believe that. It jumped up 5% between last Friday and this monday.
Haha, Nothing can stop SNSS now! Profit shall rain down like mad for ten years starting Monday!. Nothing can keep the stock price down anymore either. By this time next year the current stock price will seem "cheap", that is unless the Holy Buyout happens, which for all we know may happen before Pentecost. P.S My T-babies just Hiked that Fat Divvy some more. So double the good news for me, haha.
Some thought me mad as hell, others thought me "retarded" but who's the last one laughing now. The dude who's sitting on a gold mine thanks to SNSS or the dude who dismissed my claims as madness? Haha, fuck the haters and all that shit here's to me finally getting a nice Fat Wad of Green in the bank as well as kick starting my long range plan of a comfy retirement when I'm age 50 and age 65. I took a big ass gamble but oh hey look at that it's paid off for me in the end. Let that be a lesson to all; I always win in the end.
It would not be a surprise if Big Pharma knocks very loud on SNSS's door over the weekend/all next week. With a very nice deal in place before Pentecost. They know the time to buy SNSS is before they can get the ball rolling. Cause the longer SNSS goes it alone the higher that stock price will climb and thus the more Green Bags Big Pharma would have to fork out.
Do it bitch take profits when qqq is a little under 170 and put it all into shorting Walmart.
N.Y. Reports Record 779 Daily Deaths (1:36 p.m. NY)
I'm still hopeful that no one will want to hold over extended weekend.
EMHpilled
that's a really low energy USO call
i really wouldn't.
Absolutely based
oh fuck it works
Because you are a fool
>SNSS bagholding
I can't even tell if this is ironic.
GMI
Does this include the deaths at home?
Based and yolo pulled.
>MTDR
That is all
>The virgin quick gains cuck
>vs. The Alpha long term capital gains chad
I mean it went to 30 in 2000 with no products so, your call
I will be laughing when it reaches AMD prices cause they hold all the patents on there shit. Do your research
>sold on Monday to rebuy the dip
I-It'll go down right bobos?
>It goes into company stock buybacks
wrong
>The money from the previous QE went into stocks
yes, it eventually finds its way into stocks, if people have faith that the price of stocks will go up. these retards are acting like the fed is directly manipulating the stock market. stock market action has always been driven by supply and demand. this entire rally is fueled by nothing more than retail investor hopium and FOMO and is about to collapse in glorious fashion.