dancing cat edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
REFR TO THE MOON
>the market right now
this pic real?
haha is this real?!?! [joy emoji] [joy emoji] [joy emoji]
The only dump bobos are getting is coming out of mumus asshole lel
I love trading and I love you guys. My life finally has purpose.
You guys wanna come over and talk stocks?
If you aren't japanese or from japan and you enjoy anime you have autism. Full stop.
If you got $1000 and want to learn options, do the wheel strategy with some $5 a share stock.
what was that bulbros?
will there be food?
>He didn't buy the 52 week low
Hold to 10
>omg people are dying and out work the stock market should go down
imagine being this basic.
Looks pretty comfy to be honest, I miss summer
It's a potluck, bring something
THE ALGO NIGGERS WANT TO CROSS AGAIN
>he didn't buy 50,000 shares of MBRX
>omg people are dying
but are they?
How did they teach that cat to wear clothes and dance?
you're a bad host fuck you
>conveniently always talking about a "peak", implying it'll go down as fast as it went up
>instead of talking about a long plateau that will take weeks to go down in a long agony
Very smart of bulls to manipulate words like that
S-SQQQLDIERS???? WE STILL HERE?
It's not algos, the algos are what is holding it back with their minimizing risk moves. It's the humans pushing up.
CHANNEL YOUR HATRED BOBOS
WE EITHER DO THIS OR WE DIE POOR
Is today literally a repeat of yesterday? With shorts baiting each other and then dumping at end of day? What the fuck is going to happen thursday?
>missed another easy pharmaceutical gains
First oil, now this. Frick
Three day weekend
im expecting a rally to lunch and then dump to close
GOD DAMN YOU JEROME
DAMN YOU TO HELL
YEAH I'M FEELING THEY'RE BACK BROS
>hatred
no need. we haven't even broken yesterday's high. we're still not past S&P@2800.
If you don't like potlucks then you can just not come. And I wasn't going to say anything but everyone has been talking about your anger problem, maybe you should talk to someone.
You don't understand user. This pattern is going to happen every day for the rest of our lives.
Welcome to the world of the crab.
Who else tried to short the bottom? I'm not sure if i should cut my losses or hold these 3x inverse bags until something happens
Cats are a lot smarter than we give them credit for I think
When the market tanks like it has why would you not buy stuff like GUSH, DFEN, PILL? It's not like those industries are going away, and by this time we've already avoided the leveraged downside
deleverage if you can, but maybe wait for lower.
i bought the bottom, and now i'm raising cash
that looks disgusting.
How do you determine how to balance your portfolio by sector?
>thursday
Mount St. Helens erupts, covering the northern hemisphere in a choking cloud of ash. DJIA +9%.
paultan.org
>New features include an electrochromic sunroof that can be dimmed (eliminating the need for blinds)
I just went all in on RTX, bros. How bad did I fuck up?
HOLD SQQQ AND SDOW
A ten second google search will let you know why you should never hold leveraged ETFs overnight, even if it goes up you're still losing.
I unironically became a bagholder of a 3x leveraged ETF. Point at me and laugh
Very bullish prediction.
i miss him bros.
Which one?
Ask the retards who bought GUSH three weeks ago how that went.
>people staying inside so they aren't dying to all the other diseases, auto crashes, etc.
how dare we ever lift the quarantine
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID I FUCK UP THIS BADLY
Short
P
Y
Long
C
I
that hourly on SPY wants a pullback
>SPY
I let the market churn do its thing and wait to get assigned on a call/put that I sell, then I shift equity around to another company in that sector.
Were gonna end up negative again arent we?
Jerome do something!!!
17 days to go until I make my next monthly global index fund purchase.
Loving this Wall Street lifestyle!
Give it to me straight lads, whats oil going to do tomorrow?
I SOLD THE BOTTOM IN DRV
FEEL FREE TO TANK THE MARKET NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sorry bro I bailed pre-market Monday.
My bank is asking me what's my yearly income, net worth, and trading experience if I want to do option trading. Is that normal?
t. leaf
Well I'm up 35% on my GUSH purchases currently so I don't know how people lost money when oil has been going straight up for a while now
They don't want poor people making money
Give this market a fucking ventilator for christ sake.. atleast a face mask fuck
its over for the USA
1.yes
2.lie
How did they train the cat?
no your session probably got hijacked
5H
Three Black Crows (Bearish)
1H
Advance Block Bearish
30M
Advance Block Bearish
15M
Falling Three Methods (Bearish)
Sell now, you've been warned
Just tell them you make ten times as much as you do and that you're very experienced with trading, they don't check
SQQQLDIER?
>its over for the USA
>gonna end up negative again
>jerome
Perhaps... the forbidden technique?
fuck off chang
thoughts on Europe coming apart at the seams?
What's the next catalyst fellow bobos? Three day weekend? Earnings? Lockdown extended another month, announced during Easter?
You just installed chinese spyware my dude
Permian Basin drilling bores opening into ancient cavern releasing primordial evil sealed by native American shamans thousands of years ago. Oil +6%.
2 hours until market close boyos
To elaborate, it's not because they lost money.
yeah well I flipped a coin and it landed on it's edge so clearly the market will moon
WHY IS TSLA DROPPING IM SO MAD IM GONNA SAY IT
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Drumpf will make American wagies go back to work after Easter, launching a never-ending bull run
I BOUGHT AN OPTION THE MARKET WILL NOW RESUME IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
So what did the fed notes say?
Source?
Like LCI-tier fuck up.
They won't even attempt to check. This is to cover their ass if you lose everything and try to sue them.
Dump that shit and open an account on a good American bank.
stop watching porn.
>18356394
holy shit i fucking lost it lmfao
Old people and niggers are dying we should reset the world economy
But its Easter and trump will 100% try and paint a positive light. Monday will be the greenest day we've seen in a while
ASDAQ
Please, tell me stocks will go down again
I somehow ended up with 0.44 of a share on a broker that doesn't support fractional shares, and now I can't sell it
>Le Maire (French FM) was quoted as saying at one point during the night, according to one official who participated: "Shame on you, shame on Europe. Stop this clownesque show."
Nothing too surprising.
sqqq
How can I buy options on onlyfans?
Trump literally does not control any aspect of the response. Governors initiated the lockdowns and stay in place orders. Kushner is trying to handle the WH response. Fauci is the overall CDC guidelines
No. Stocks can only go up now.
>i went all in RTX
They usually fix that nonsense within a day, if not give them a call.
this
Hehe. Finally they call for my services.
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK ARABS
FUCK JEROME
FUCK NORMALFAGS
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK SINGLES
FUCK BULLS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK BEARS
FUCK YOU, MOM
FUCK COLLECT CALLERS
FUCK NIGGERS AND JEWS AGAIN
FUCK VEGGIES I'M NOT EATING THEM
AND FUCK FUCK FUUUUCCKKK JANNIES!
Based
Where have you been for the last 4 years you retard? The only thing it takes to trigger this market is Orange man sending out a text.
Morning Doji Star, Bullish Reversal
Buy
>US rates cut to zero
road to negative
Based eldrich horror-chan
Snow Capped Mount Fuji Wave Dash
>I was the original RTX shill and now I've made anons money
We can all celebrate with our blood dividends
don’t tell him!
we discussed this already, he needs to learn it on his own
The refr shill. Not buying just like i wont buy snss.
Also show us your position if you truly believe they will make big money prove to us youre not just some shill holding heavy bags.
IS THERE ANYTHING LEFT TO BUY
True, the governors are doing everything for Trump lmao
I put 50% of my cash into SH today. Good call, yes or no?
That's literally me haha I guess I'm chad now haha
you take that back right now
Based and boglepilled.
>I still can't buy RTX. They haven't updated the stock for me.
Stocks closed on Friday?
Guys how fucked am I? I’m out of Day trades on Robinhood. Do I sell? or hold over night.
Mainly XOM, OXY, and a IWM put hedge.
Thoughts?
Are you saying we became like Japan?
Which is a good thing, it's high time the states actually did some shit for once. This centralization, federal government glory worship is killing us. Governors are much better suited to handle the direct problem facing their particular land and people.
Was thinking of doing the same thing, although 50% is too risky for me so was thinking 20% cash into SH.
I think Wealthsimple may have made some slight errors backdating purchase prices through the merger
EAT YOUR BROCCOLI
Remember the end of 2018 correction when literally nothing was wrong? This just "crash" barely touched that and bounced off. Except this time we have 30% unemployment and 3 months of businesses completely shut down. You're going to tell me that when nothing happened, we dipped 20%, but when shit is completely fucked, were not even going to go past that?
>We can all celebrate with our blood dividends
Whats the expectations on their divy? Gonna be able to keep it? How much is it going to be?