crab edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
WHERE IS THAT BEAR FAGGOT NOW
NEVER ARGUE WITH ME OR LARRY WILLIAMS EVER AGAIN
jesus fucking christ. see, the fucked up thing is that i have no problem at all with gay people. it's a brain defect that they have no control over and no way to cure, but they're still adults who can consent in the privacy of their own homes and as long as they aren't hurting anyone else i think it's fine.
when you get to the point of fucking with your body chemistry and mutilating your genitalia, that's where i draw the line of "no, you're just fucking crazy". transgender people are sick and should be treated as such instead of encouraged, it's disgusting. a gay guy isn't fucking with his hormones or cutting his dick off
bernie b-bros...
Bearbros... once again... I don't feel so good....
Why the fuck is real estate doing so good now
All tiddies matter
>not enjoying and profiting from the volatility
Learn to pick shit yourself.
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NO REFUNDS
all green bois
clown world. clown market.
real talk why the fuck don't you have a stop loss?
LATER ANTI WEALTH SCUM!!!
reminder this is just a short squeeze things arent going to recover until a vaccine is made
If you have more than 10% of your stack in the market right now, you’re a fucking retard.
tfw you didn't miss the bottom
You do realize it´s a meme?
who here unironically berniebros
FUCK rethuglicans and FUCK the democraps
The markets are going to like this.
>Cases per day peaking
>Volatility index decreasing
>Stocks slowly drifting up
All the happeningfags, and doomer crossboard migrants who never had more than 4 figures invested and lost everything covering after an IV crush, you can all fuck off now.
>even Democrats hate socialism so much that they'd rather nominate a literally senile lame duck
>tfw entire portfolio is up between 0.5% and 5% today
I should have just taken the two Goodfaiths yesterday
Went from 1.4k to 300 dollars. Thankfully I got out before Bernie would have made it 0. Time to build my portfolio back up 10% at a time.
in what sense? trannies are real, user. they can in fact hurt you.
yang > bernie
we're getting bernie policies anyway. medicaid/care expanding is like half of his platform.
>Blocks your path
Bears btfo
I am neutral with Bernie but I just don't want Biden win
>he bought the top
Nothing pisses me off more in my life right now than looking at this chart
For every bro that's lost money in the market, at least you didn't max out on your student loans to donate to Bernie Sanders. NO REFUNDS.
>not encouraging the retards to transition and have them join the 40%
he's getting cucked again and won't be the nominee, so enjoy :^) whether you like him or not, at least with Trump you get to fuck over the status quo, that's who you vote for in 2020 berniebros.
I got $10k in LK.
Good faith violations don’t do anything, I’ve done like 10 this week
Who /Trump/ here?
Fuck these bernouts itt
Goooood vibes today lads.
Printer was down for maintenance yesterday, all good now.
based
trump 2020 a lock then?
pls don't clack me
>rethuglicans
lol the Rs are useless cucks. Thugs is the opposite of what they are.
>he didn't trust this closed up restaurant chain's earnings
lmao
You guys now that we haven’t found the actual bottom yet right? All this bullposting is satire, right?
checked.
NO REFUNDS
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT GOY
>missing out from swings
Easiest money of my life.
can't wait until ATH
Reporting. 2020 win confirmed
>this fucking cope
nah, only the ones that are Too Big to Fail.
no biden 2020, get the fuck out trumpniggers this is a RIDIN WITH BIDEN board
disgusting fake tits
markets up 3% atm, i think we are getting owned bobro
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Faggots don't keep it in the house. They are pedo, disease vectors. They breed through molestation. kikes got then removed from being considered mentally ill which that fit considering the increase risks they show.
> old comie jew out of the race
> stocks fly up
If I wanted Sanders to win for acceleration towards ancap federalism, does that make me an ironic Berniebro, or an unironic one?
and we will
this is the memiest "bear" market ever
Cope.
Nope, most likely scenario right now is Biden croaks and it's blamed on the Covid-19, then the democrats just push the nomination on Cuomo.
Assuming we don't actually hit a crisis-tier depression later this year. Right now the trend is good for him, he's staying active and enjoying wartime President consolidation in approval. But if we can't get our economy back in gear this summer it could be trouble for him. Regardless, Biden is going to sound like the stupidest person in debate history so he's got that noose tied around his neck.
trannies are gross and i will never call them the right pronoun
but i am a libertarian so I have no problem with them doing their shit, even though i find it personally appalling the only problem i have with it is when they try to brain wash children into it, if you put a child on HRT it should be a televised execution
tranny tiddies posting is fine tho as long as they crop out there face
I've found that Schwab takes them seriously but Etrade doesn't. In unrelated news, I'm in the middle of liquidating my Schwab account, kek.
Bearfags on suicide watch.
i think it's unironic and i think we're getting ready for a dump of epic proportions, however it looks like there's a vague momentum to this. might just be getting ready to return to a downtrend. really hard to tell. still voting SPY 230 before SPY 280.
Will reddit fall for the Bernie scheme again in 2024?
I’m personally a bear until summer but it’s dumb to not make money on calls in the meantime
Yeah thats why I was scared to take GFVs, I went from Schwab to TDA
This is the power of socialism, huh?
cringe
that's why we voted for The Don. the party needs a restructuring. need someone who has the cajones to tell the politically correct stasi to suck a dick.
BOBO RETARDS WYA????
waiting to break yesterday's highs and 280/285
should i sell my calls now for 50% gain or wait for theta to cuck me?
I bought a bunch of O when I got an email notice about my home value spiking. It paid off.
>Gold crabbing
If you want to make bank, just buy Boeing. It's literally that fucking easy, faggot.
I’m on webull, the only thing they do is not let you buy again until your funds settle or the next trade day
If you go green on the trade you can still trade with your profits though for some reason
ok jerome fucking relax jesus god
you can be gay and also not do those bad things. they're different subjects.
is gold ever not crabbing
stop putting money into speculative meme metals, at least buy copper or something since it's actually useful
fag
not jerome retard, is bernie dropping out
BOBO ARE YOU OK?
stocks mooning cause bernie quit? kek
n-no
So that's why we're rallying.
It's gonna dip at right about now.
Trump 4 more years and everyone knows it now
So did people think I was joking when I said TSLA +20% today? I saw some of ADHD zoomer cucks try to scalp it this morning and lose 10%.
People that want instant gratification are doomed to become poor. That's why niggers are poor. That's why 3rd world countries are poor. That's why payday loans and credit card are multi-trillion dollar industry.
The kikes figured it out. They just collect interest on everyone below the 90th percentile.
You will never ever make money on the stock market. Remember that fucking loser niggerfaggots.
good call, ur right
How does biz feel about calls on T?
A LOT of bull cope in here kek
what platform is that? looks very clean
LK
no
no thanks.
>europoor
>made a grand today
>the index was down almost a percent
Feels good. I'm up almost 4 grand in US dollars this week. Banks should hire my neet ass.
topkek bulls u gonna burn in 5...4...
Nasdaq is right at its 200 day ma
>is gold ever not crabbing
No.
>stop putting money into speculative meme metals, at least buy copper or something since it's actually useful
I trade paper. I never hold positions longer than a week.
man bernie is fucking worthless. should have the conviction to follow through even if you don't think you'll win. why did he bother running a second time
Collecting premium and dividends is maximum comfy. Buy more of my puts goy.
saxo bank
buy a little, sell a little
take a little, leave a little
some might halve, some might double
but at the very least you'll stay out of trouble
if only you can do
the DCA shuffle
Take your profit user.
tradingview
What time is the dump?
Hmmm. Nope. Don't like the playing field here. I'm going back to bed.
i made another 3% day trading today and it isn't even noon yet, so i guess i just got the big brain.
COPE
>bull cope
>up 2.5% on the day
Sounds more like bear seethe
keep counting i want to know when im going to burn
I am not seeing it m8, the buy candle look healthy af and the divergence line is robust
He may not be alive by then. Didn't he have a heart attack earlier in the election season?
>why did he bother running a second time
Last time he got an Audi R8 and a new vacation house. Papa needs a Ferrari.
whats bernie gonna do with all those leftover student loan donations
Pedestal worshiping SIMP.
By the time you see it, you're late.
You gotta be joking with this Bernie dude.
Two 2! failed campaigns and zero campaign donation returns.
LMAO socialists want socialism since they are too retarded for capitalism
last wick looks long? but indicator looks ok
i don't like HA because you can't see the actual price action with it, but at least you can spot a proper MA crossing. also is that the RSI on the bottom and if it is why the fuck do you bother using that trash?
Between 3:30 and close when all the bots dump on the bulls.
>saudi's send 14 million gallons of oil to U.S. ahead of meeting
>oil price tanks to shit
>somehow Shell is up
*honk honk*
My heart is pounding and I am dying inside. My gains have been erased and I am eating deep into my principle at this point. 3 days, 3 fucking days of this bullshit. Every market in the world is down. Not US though. There is nothing good happening save for Bernie quitting the race which everyone knew he had no chance winning anyways. Oil supply is far larger than anyone expected, oil flies up. All shit stocks rallying HARD over literal nothing, good stocks at a stand still. God fucking damn the government for PDT regulations or I wouldn't have this bullshit market prediction problem and could just ride the crab waves, I hope every last one of those mother fuckers gets corona and dies. When is this market going down bobo's, when? I can't eat these losses and have them keep growing worse on me forever.
Boeing is surging right now. Should I wait it out or cash in right now and go all in on RTX?
time to sit out for 2 weeks and reassess. eat the losses if you have to, it'll be a good lesson.
That's not MA and RSI.