bulls into bears edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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CRAB DAB
Bull market
~~~Delplop (from wsb)~~~
>he bought the top
Is this .gif occuring in our physical dimension?
Cute cat!!!!
Just got here from wsb, how can I give this post gold?
Swag.
waddup biz
hahahha but this is not r/animals
city slickers served
>yes we’re totally mooning today, DOW will never be below 23k again, screenshot this
just got here from wsb. gimme tickers for my 6k
Bizzies how we feelin about this market today puts or calls type of day?
What will be green by the close?
Even if you bought before the crash you'd still be in profit eventually, it's a never ending bull market.
>ZM up 10%
and I tried to fucking go short on this shit today wew
>buy the top
>it goes up further
might be crab. I'm still bearish.
Me when I'm done with my blunt.
I need source on that.
Dude go all in on SPY 257P 4/8
Make sure they’re market orders too, just please trust me on this
Yo why the FUCK is VRUS stock down today??!!?
my thumbs
OMG THIS PICTURE IS SO FUNNY
SNSS
GALT
KL
LCI
POL
Please, lads, stop with the puts, you're only gonna lose money. Corona is peaking, it's plain sailing here on out.
based and garden pilled
Short SPY at 266. Thank me later.
MCD sales down 22% because of Corona. If they're doing bad, we're fucked.
>there are people here who think that redditors are actually coming over and its not just people shitposting about being from wsb
HAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time
NOOOOOOOO BOBOBROS
I am financially reddit.
Damn right brother
top kek.
Waiting for VXX to go up is like watching fucking paint dry.
H-how did you know my exact portfolio?
Any and All oil/ng stocks (minus USO). Trust me bros. Would a r/wsb trader ever let you down?
If what you say was true, the markets wouldn't be green
Think about it
JUST SEVEN HUNDRED POINTS DOWN BY EOD AND MY PUTS WILL BE ITM!
>Waiting for VXX to go up is like watching fucking paint dry.
Why do you hate yourself so much?
I “invested” for the first time by buying into an index fund when the dow was at 29,000.
Who else here /gammascalping/ VXX?
It's real easy bro. Just click the checkbox next to the post and then use Alt+F4
The conspiracy theorists are getting to me.
I've bought a lot of stocks to try and capitalize on 5g, but what are the odds they'll discover 5g fries your nuts and it gets scrapped entirely and the companies involved get fucked?
>he bought?
whats gamma scalping?
/Wsb/ gaaaaaang this market is epic
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What the fuck is that v shape on SPY?
second derivative gains
No fund manager ever lost their job for losing their client's money in IBM... Same principle applies to private individuals investing in index funds.
Tell me more
am I on the wrong fucking side with calls or something? I'm in for 10 minutes and down 10% already.
You guys are pretty quirky. Do you folks mind if I use some of your memes on /wsb/ and my TA discord?
Edit: Aghhh what is this captcha?
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Spy 2673 EOD. Don't ask how I know.
user, why don't you own at least 10% bonds?
correct me if wrong, so look for high gamma then set a take profit?
It’s a novel technology because of its speed but biggest downside is the range to it. Either those companies figure out how to increase range or it’s likely most companies will move forward with some kind of 4G/5G hybrid of their services
based boomer telling people they're retarded for buying in now
Am i going to get my money back from LK or what?
kek, right now I'm doing pretty good on my shit salary. paying my bills and saving some green all on 27k a year. the key is to keep your debt as low as possible as is keeping your expenses as low as you can get it. more green you have left each month, the more you can save/invest. my only debt is the house. no school loans, no credit card balances, no owing anyone diddly squat.
CHINKED
I have made a small fortune on Inovio stock but I am wondering if they don't end up coming up with a vaccine if their stock might not just plummet. However if they do it might turn from a small fortune to a fortune. Should I ride this out or sell it now and keep the bird in hand instead of chasing the 2 in the bush?
Just got here from r/wsb. What do you guys think about cruise lines? Recovery by end of year, or banished forever to the outhouse?
Maybe if you sue.
>Market crab
>Mega shitposting
>Cancer larping as Reddit
>This is boring
Yea, I'm thinking of watching a movie. Anyone get a rec?
>user, why don't you own at least 10% bonds?
I was 40+% in a bond fund before the dump, but I've sold by now. What upside to bonds offer at this point in time that I should squander my small retirement savings on them rather than on equities with promising growth prospects like SNSS?
go back
I would dump them entirely but you should at least cash out your initial investment.
Watch Tiger king! Fuck that bitch Carol baskins xDDDDDDDDD
V/H/S 1 and 2
Nothing has been open for a month and nothing will be open for the next two months. Why the fuck is it going up. And you Yas Forums and reddit fags fuck off with the "muh decoupling from reality" and "priced in" retardation.
No. You hedge your delta and wait for gamma and therefore delta to increase as you move away from your break even.
i've been hedging this "carbon emission futures contract" for the past 3 days (i don't really know what it is, just that algos seem to make it go up and down in a predictable way and there is zero volume) and made a lot of money (a lot)
is this illegal?
Because you'd be better off putting that 10% into a company like Apple.
>saving some green all on 27k a year
>for 12 weeks, user could be earning the equivalent of a 31k salary for 0 hours of work if furloughed in the USA
>alternatively could be getting 37k for up to 12 weeks if laid off
JUST.
No one will ever cruise again. People will be afraid of the flu forever and being shamed by soiboys on reddit and faggots on twitter.
Keep shorting.
Cruises are #cancelled.
Gib genre and streaming sources available and I got you
look where boomers are now though.
sry, not native english...but isnt he telling its gonna go back up after it took a "hit" of 0.15% yesterday?
>faggot duck dynasty
yeah, nah
Gangs of New York
You mean the stock that is almost zero?
>all oil majors tanking
>all tankers mooning
Hmmm
You don't even need gamma to increase but it's preferable.
5G can see everything and it interferes with your brain waves.
SQQQLDIERS?
The Simpsons season 11 episode 5
Gamma scalping is a trading strategy in which you are delta neutral, you buy/sell calls and puts and the underlying stock in such a way that your net delta is zero. (Calls have positive delta and puts have negative delta).
As the stock moves, you buy/sell the underlying stock to rebalance your delta back to zero. Buy buying/selling more stock you are essentially collecting premium on those calls/puts.
Snips and snaps
It's just a low volume bear market rally.
average cost on sco is 24.92
should i just get out now or are we going back to pre-tweet numbers
I don't really understand why 5G is so game-changing, but it's supposed to be important for IOT (so your thermostat can talk to a dishwasher across the word) or something. But I got the impression from what little I read that 5G would be rolled out in cities where population density is higher and it makes more practical sense to install those hotspots. If 5G proved only practical in cities, that's still a huge population that would be covered.
Isn't that the English version of Rec? Just watch Rec (Spanish)
apple has been the most solid one I own.
crypto tard here
give me a ticker, strike, and expiry (not SPY, i already bought some june puts)
this, I wouldn't say its brash to say that its possible boats and planes will both never be used again after this is all said and done
We’ve bottomed only up from here
This looks like trash, but trash is better than this cancer thread and crab market
who here /working remote but really just shitposting/?
Downtrend, prepare your stop-loss.
ok?
>boats and planes will both never be used again after this is all said and done
too doomer. but it might be much more difficult for retail.
No. A found footage "creepshow"-type compilation.