/smg/ - Stock Market General

inevitable edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/cervix-penetration/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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Up or down today boys

>up +200% on brent oil short
should i sell or will brent crash further

I love cunny

Up in the morning, down in the afternoon, like yesterday.

The mother of all liquidity crunches is around the corner. In Q2, US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years. Retailers and restaurants in Malls and on high streets are often private equity owned and will be unable to pay leases (as private equity has stripped them of their property assets). Both the demand and supply side is going south for many sectors. This equity rally is a temporary relapse into central bank fueled insanity.

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Face it Yas Forums, the nothingburger has been confirmed. The V shaped recovery is imminent. Get in while you still can.

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Up for no discernible reason until around 1000 and then down

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Is there anything cheap atm besides RIETs? i need something to 5x in 6 months.

let me check what my crystal sphere says... oh no

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posting in a gay thread

How much is Boeing going up today, bros?

fag

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>10 year yield is getting lower because more money is going out of the market and into the safe haven of bonds.

What did they mean by this?

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>Up 200 points
Incredible

unless you have inside information on the results of the OPEC talks I'd sell

Stop pretending faggot.

Don’t fuck with REITs now bro, half of them will be gone this time next year.

>need something to 5x in 6 months

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you dont know what you are talking about.
neck yourself

if oil begins to moon, where is the best place to be? whenever i see that ramp i hop onto UCO but i feel like i could be hopping onto something stronger

First

This is bullish for cunny but bearish for SPX.

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not IVR and I am up 50% on it.

>I need a 5x
Sounds like you have no clue what you are talking about poorfag, fuck off.

lmao, dont mean it literally but what is something that is still down like 40-60% from ath? i feel like i missed the dip on 3/14 with all the actual companies.

Do you guys think that stem cell biotech gonna create a lot of hype in the next decade? Immagine crypto thing but on biotech.
So which stonks would you suggest?

No banks no boomer reits. I am not rich like you guys hihihihihihihi
(summer child here)

This is so fucking true.

SQQQLDIERS HOW WE HOLDIN UP

>I need something to 5x
deluded bullnigger detected
ngmi

Just buy lottery tickets like a responsible adult instead of throwing your money away

you dont even know how bonds work you fucking moron.

yes, same as in the last decade. and the one before that. and the one before that.
lot's of hype and most likely not much else.

you guys taking my 5x comment way to seriously.
t.user that bought reits on monday

>as i posted it both started to dump real hard
i need +1000% of this shit to retire

When the fuck are we getting our Trumpbux?

Why is this?

In 6 months we'll be fighting in the streets for food.

Lol

why is that?

I'm working on a spreadsheet for REITs to compare their exposure to retail and malls as well as their P/E and yield.

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Are we getting back to 270 today? Need to unload these FOMO calls I'm deeply regretting

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Alright let’s have a good thread this time. ZOGs, Shills, Subversions OUT

Tesla mooning on bad news again

Oil won't go to 0 though...

IVR and ABR are my picks

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just need it back at 21

The market was up 10% in two days.... what the fuck were you expecting?

Friendly reminder that stocks will never reach the pre-coronavirus ATH because companies are not allowed to buyback their own stock with the stimulus monies.

Ahhhh shit my put is going to be hurting today

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doesn't mean they wont recover next year.

...

Inflation finds a way.

this motherfucker on cnbc trying to put us all on mandatory vaccinations and implantable tracking chips needs to fucking die

>zero interest
>unlimited QE
>boomer 401ks now in play
Stawks are fucking mooning when half of them aren't even producing anything. Imagine when good news starts to cycle.

Friedman is the worse. Guy has been a hack his whole career

Based

>NOOOOOOOO you can't help retards against their will that's AUTHORITARIAN

I got impatient and bought more gold today at 1650. How fucked am I?

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hey moron, why don't vaccines contain mercury anymore?

>doomer
In 6 months, we'll all be back at our jobs, the market will be back at ATHs and it will be like nCoV never happened. screencap this

because his puts are so far down that it's the only way he can get back in the green

I’ll go rogue. I’m never getting chipped alive and taking the mark of the beast of my free will.

Abeo will do a 2-3x until summer.
That's the best I have right now.

>trying to justify doing anything against someones will
We will rope you first commie, we wont ask either.

>and it will be like nCoV never happened.
My bet is on governments forcing people to wear masks once the production is sufficient.

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>US jobless claims will be 5 to 10x greater than any quarter over the previous 50 years.
yeah we know, everyone has known.

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Doesn't the constitution safeguarf ur freedumbs?

Was this post prophetic?

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I'm still trying to figure out how something that never existed managed to scapegoat for the economic slowdown in the first place.

>analysing one sector
>find a company that has only just started turning a profit as of last year
>been around for 13+ years
>share price has gone up 1400% over the last 3 years, when it was still unprofitable
>once it records its first positive EPS, it dumps and has been dumping ever since
>had one mildly negative quarter due to paying off a shit tonne of debt and restructuring through a new credit facility
>keeps dumping

what a big fat meme

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I like JWN better has a better p/e ratio and Stacy's guarantee

we gunna see blood in the streets today guys?

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>vaccinations

lol imagine falling for the medical jew, Morphine (founded by based German) and Penicillin (founded by based Scot) are the only medicine you should ever put in your body, everything else is extremely jewish and gay

So buy in the end of the day
Sell at the end?

"shit's going up because it's going to go down"

shit goes up:
>prophecy!

shit goes down:
>prophecy!

yes. it was prophetic in the 21st century use of the word

>EV/revenue
>EV/EBITDA

are these common metrics used for analysing REITs? also what makes your picks attractive in comparison to the rest of the sector?

Is there a european version of Regulation SHO?

funny and true

actually morphine was founded by papaver somniferum

Could happen in bigger cities like NY that have a bigger potential for reinfection but not across the entirety of the U.S.
Jews, man, Jews.

Why are fags predicting mass dumping today? Are any industries or companies safe from this?

Buy abeo and shut up

What are some undervalued stocks right now?