/smg/ - Stock Market General

origin of the second official chinese outbreak edition

>ban tripfags poll
strawpoll.me/19721690/r

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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Half tomorrow

Based. Fuck tripfags

yer I'm finking this is the fred, mate.

Even Jerome couldn't keep us green today, tomorrow the bodies truly hit the FLOOOOOOR

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Niggers

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Which one of you faggot bulls wants to bet there is no oil deal reached on Friday?

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I bet 30 shares of vanguard oil etf and 20 shares of XOM that it will.

can you explain your reasoning here
death cross, three black crows, and head and shoulders forming on SPY

Shut the hell up. God you ETH TA voodoo fuckers are all the same. Why don't you look up what all of those mean from a definition standpoint and think for yourself.

See you friday

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I’m not really a voodoo fucker it’s just more persuasive than literally nothing but emotional optimism, at least there’s some kind of rationale behind it

Candle stick patterns have been adapted by algos so it isn't as effective to retail traders nowadays but you can't dismiss the entirety of TA.

wasn't the deathcross like 2 months ago? Around the time of the big crash thing?

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Green again bobo what are you going to do? You did sell your outs at break even on that bear trap right?

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Holy shit we're not going to have another red day all week.

enjoy the dead cat bounce

>just stuff that flesh in, pack it in there like a suitcase, it'll be fine

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Most of this bounce was short-sellers grabbing up stock as insurance. Ppl frantically covering their positions. Bvlls wont get another miracle. Hopefully they sold today

Who here /added to the cringe compilation/ today?

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Ahhh that first coffee of the morning

Who here coffee

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Someone please tell me how the pros interpret Vega and why they panic if it's getting high.

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Are you posting this shit every morning user? Only adderal boys here

Easter will be start of wave 2. Nobody taking this shit seriously. Look what happens when everyone meets over weekend. Expect millions dead next couple weeks. SPY$200P 20200529.

>morning
You a Europoor or something? This is an American board.

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it's 4 pm ngiger

You people sound like kids with your pattern names. Do you also see any star signs and car brands?

>Green again
>FTSE and DAX bathing in red

>So far today, the U.S. has reported 1,786 new coronavirus deaths, by far the highest in one day since the outbreak began

BULLISH

>it's 4 pm ngiger
You're either in the Maritimes or Brazil, not sure which is worse. Either way you shouldn't be calling anyone nigger, now get off my board.

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I log make coffee before I log on every morning. So yes I have been posting this and will continue to do so.

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>mutt

>Brazil

Kek American education

>Vega
LOOK AT THIS FUCKER ON THE LEFT
You see him fucking up Ryu??
Does that LOOK like something you want to fuck with?!

DO NOT FUCK WITH VEGA.

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It's fucky reporting

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AS I CLOSE MY EYES I FEEL IT ALL SLIPPING AWAY

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I hope corona attaches itself to low IQ people, might actually be what america needs.

bears on monday

Is this real

kek

just realized ETFs are so nice because you just have to read the prospectus instead of all this quarterly call and financial form stuff

yes

>population plummits by 95%

But it’s 9:30 pm

youtube.com/watch?v=aF2L_G49eIA
It's over bullbros. It's bear mating time.

What is the best boardgame for improving at trading?

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I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

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Oh my god I can't believe all bears are extinct

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Settlers of Catan to train for economics, chess to train for strategy, Go to acquire crippling autism

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>the maritimes
>nova scotia is 13 hours ahead of new york
big think

when from? initial corona-collapse?

Am I a brainlet, or is he not giving any real reason why we test the lows again? He's just saying blabla human nature

Shhhh

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Monopoly ;)

the real reason is that FED has pumped enough so far and they're going to let it fall for some time.

If 95% die there is more money for the rest of us. SPY 500

Right here buddy boy

What's a good coffee brand?

Based coffee poster

Settlers of Catan

Hope you're right

>coffee
>brand
Just buy single origin beans. I always prefer Ethiopian and Kenyan.

teaches you to hate your friends

The ones you grow yourself.

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