Pitch me your business ideas

Create a non-profit (but pay yourself a ridiculous salary anyway) that makes toilets near the side of the street in India. Create another company that fines pajeets that poop on the street.

Wonga coup pt. 2

penis lengthening pills for white boys (but actually they are just m&m)

We can earn billions before they figure it out

> while you wank to sissy hypno
don't do this
i'm gay now and i wear stockings while i fuck my bf

poo in loo was caused by socialist-communist government in India

The right wing government solved that issue in 6 months, poo in loo is literally a stale meme chang

Okay
listen to this, okay?
It's a service that helps people in suicide die, BUT we actually take the suicidal people and stuff them full of ecstasy and LSD till they have a ego death then train them to be maid sexbots...?
so what'd you guys think?
...?

>pajeet poops
>you company tries to fine him
>he has no money
>he has no id cause pajeetland
>you go broke cause toilets are unused

Alright....so like...what if we sold farts in jars for like $3.50 each. The jars about a $1 there's virtually no overhead selling on ebay and amazon and we can supply the farts ourselves very easily.

shit idea you should be ashamed of yourself

Im gonna steal this idea if I ever start a fortune cookie company, thanks fren

How about an entire economy that is just millions of capital management firms all lending money to each other and borrowing money from the FED?

Still pondering the idea of a non profit that helps disabled veterans.

I wrote a white paper a few years back when the ico boom was happening. The idea is still genious but I'm too retarded to bring it into the world. I'd need years of programming ability or some autist to steal my idea and make millions of it and leave me a coping retard who never figured out how to make it real

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Brothels for rich women

Take 11/10 men
Market them as male courtesans for rich lonely women focus on prestige for the discerning woman with lots of testimonials to rope then in including viral marketing

Portray the men as successful and rich in their own right

Train the men in flattery and companionship

Get the women to buy overpriced champagne and other things in exchange for ego boost and flattery

Make $10,000 on each booking per day on top of $500 profit per champagne bottle etc

When one of the male whores get especially profitable license his likeness for $$$ on lifestyle products that roasties will pay for like romance kindle novels, alcohol and chocolates

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>Take 11/10 men
you dumbfuck retarded, guys looking like that know what they are worth

>set up manufacturing companies in India’s poorest slums
>make them work for 24 hours and pay them shit
>sell all the shit they make to west and China

A fertilizer making company that collects dog and cat poops from apartments and uses it to create manure and fertilizer and sell it for cheap to Walmart and such

Suitshirts.

The top looks like a suit so you can look professional from the head up on video calls, but the rest is a comfortable t-shirt.

I'm asking 3 million dollars for 5%, Sharks.

a trading advice service with an algorithm based on the average number of green/bull/ooooooooh pictures or red/bear/aaaaaaaaaaa pictures in the Yas Forums catalog

This is pretty good

Dude they have those in Japan already they’re called host clubs. If your gonna rip off the nips I think capsule hotels could work in the west with all the broke renters post corona.

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>repent zoomer

shitskin detected

what the fuck i had the exact same idea. an algorithm that tried to detect whether people were generally positive or negative and bought and sold as a result and constantly scanned Yas Forums and other forums

I buy whatever biz is shilling as soon as I get a scent of it. Sell after a 4 or 3x and don't look back. Right now I'm thinking SUTER will be the one.

It's like Tinder, but for people who want to fight.

Thirsty on main

You suggest to imagine shit for the masses in order to sell them solution for nothing happen problem . Profit is private and expanses social, that is best business model to day.

A machine that strips any junk you put into it into its constituent atoms. Cities pay you money to reduce their garbage, you sell the minerals etc to industry.

Alright guys, let's head over to /sci/

Gamer dude farts

Consider the labor of collecting your half gallon of kitty litter..and the cost of storing and treating it so it becomes good manure. Now you sell that half gallon to walmart for $0.5. Doesn't look very good.

coding a pro UND bot that will 5,000x unification + then take up all staking space making me a billionaire.

It's like Uber but for hookers

>while you wank to sissy hypno
how can people wank to this
I mean it's hot but there's a. barely any content (relatively speaking, for me, I'm a huge coomer)
b. it honestly gets stale after a while

tfw too much of a porn addicted coomer to become gay

Oh there's like a thread going on or something uhhhh we gotta streamline 2d porn commissions somehow, make it easier for coomers to commission stuff (and easier for coom artists to make money), it's really a win win

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a coffee shop were you can pet cats

something with AR or VR. The next big thing.

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Get abused women or men addicted to drugs. Have them stay at a house of my choosing and get them to sell their bodies for sex. Obviously they will need to pay for rent and the drugs. So I'll take the money they make from selling their bodies and call it even.

Make and sell like whatever the opposite of fire is

sharing is caring

Retards. You can't use human, dog or filthy cat poop as a fertilizer and i'm not telling you why because fuck (You) i had a brilliant business idea till i read your low IQ nigger posts.

Pay slav to write a '''white paper''''. Pay dozen NEETs to shill it on 4channel. Sell on the pump. Buy Jess Khater to be my foot mistress

Popcorn reseller here. I used to collect the popcorn from the floor of the kinoplex and then resell them for max dosh. Corona chan has killed my biz though guys :(

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Based

Okay wework. Invite me to the parties please

Mkultra literally tried and failed this. Most the could do is give people amnesia

Nigger whips
Each whip also gets you 1% equity in the slave labor

Sunasses

Got the reference

dating app that only matches you with your exes

That’s actually genius you can sell the legal services to arrange the fight as well. And have local leader boards. And of course the obligatory gambling.