What would now be the best decision for a 30 year old who just got fired?

Get a work from home job doing invoicing or some other mindless task.

>emergency fund: $1000
Kek that is not enough. If emergencies cost that much life would be a breeze. $5000 minimum.
At one point in my life. I had to work at a hostel for 4 hours a day so I had a place to sleep. Then work at a restaurant at night. Ate at a soup kitchen 3 days a week. Wasn’t during a pandemic though, good luck.

>#8
>no orange stars
>no green clovers
>no yellow moons
>no blue diamonds

ya aint gonna make it, captain

Capn razor blades

>Emergency Fund
>1000 dollars

user........

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1, 4, or 8 best cerealerinos

literally the worst possible choices

>30yo
>$1,000 cash to your name

How?

liquor and whores

You do know that the majority of the adult population makes less than 40k/yr, right?

roll

kys

What does this image even mean?

>emergency fund: $1000
>retirement stocks: $4000
>retirement bonds: $2000
Is that everything? One grand in the bank?
user the best decision would be to claim unemployment, tap into the covid stimulus, and start looking for work.
Are you asking Yas Forums what to invest in? Don't invest what you can't afford to lose, and it doesn't sound like you can afford to lose much.

Also, Reese's Puffs or Honey Nut Cheerios are the best choices. But with almond milk instead of cow secretion.

So from 18 to 30 that's 480,000.00USD. That's a 0.002% savings rate for emergency fund. 0.014% if you include everything. It makes even less sense when you mention how much the average adult makes.

maybe he didn't include having a house as something 'invested into'.

Frosted Flakes without milk are top tier.

liquidate everything to McDonalds 185 calls 4/9

#7 is probably the least unhealthy of all of those.

How can it be the best if you can't even see its taste?

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>This is what shart-in-marts actually eat

Get number 5

1,4,7 and 9 rest is shit

No one makes 40k at 18. I made fucking 12 bucks an hours max till I was in mid 20s.

#4 is good shit.

Would that emergency fund cover six months of your expenses?

I've bought huge loads (more than 5kg) of: rice, spaghetti, white beans, red lentils, sausage in cans, carrots leeks and celeriac (froze them), soup noodles, salt, pepper, paprika garlic and onion powder, olive oil, sunflower oil, vinegar, tomato sauce.

For most of the stuff I paid about half the price because of the amounts.

Sports: roadbike, tabletennis, badminton

Also milk and milk powder aswell as fresh water canister

thats one of the worst. 7 or 9 if you have to eat goychow

#2 is garbage and everything else on the list is delicious.
Rolling, my odds are fantastic.

Start buying Ramen Noodles will be your new diet.
Look for a new job if there is any, or start learning a new skill and sell and market it.

btc & eth, dca in $500 a month

>What would now be the best decision for a 30 year old who just got fired?
7, definitely

If you eat any of these cereals you are a fucking basedboy bugman man child and you need to go back to plebbit

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oatmeal master race

>puts original life instead of cinnamon
Are you out of your fucking mind mate?

>Capn razor blades
kek, that describes my recent nostalgia-bender experience with it. Don't know how I survived childhood on that garbage

We don't eat anymore.

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Those are all shitty..

I mean you ask for advice, but the other reality here is that you need to do what you need to do with your money to survive. Cash first, then bonds IMHO, then stocks.

If i get original life Im gonna get pissed

damn i wanna know what i got cereal

nice those are good

absolutely based

Do you expect people to go from high school to making $40,000/year? You do know that federal minimum wage is less than $15,000/year right?

Honey Oh's is the secret GOAT

wojack bring me a cup of milk with #7

Fools.

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haha it's the meme monkey!

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>No honey bunches of oats
Yikes!

rolling.

Weak gums, virgins.

HEY TONY