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This kills the crab
Fuck trip fags
OP you forgot the tripfags poll
>ban tripfags poll
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tomorrow will be heavy green
Wednesday +3-4%
Thursday will be +2%
Monday will be +6%
Tonight is an important night.
MAJOR green dildo futures
real thread with ban tripfags poll in it
Retesting the bottom this week or next?
I am at my peak bullishness. Multi-year high in bullishness for the market.
It's as close to certain as this gets...
I can't fathom not being bullish for the next 5 trading days. It's absolutely insane what's about to happen on the bull side.
That doesn't look right, I can't replicate it on my chart.
All on red!
C'mon baby!
This is just the bull trap before earnings come out or start leaking and the market drops another 20%, don't worry guys. We haven't seen the bottom yet, and we'll crab for a long time after capitulation. Us Grahamians will own the market for the next year or two before bulls start pumping and we can all unload our 200-300% profits.
ok.
but while you're doing that, we're going to be busy getting fucking rich off of deep out of the money calls.
the double bottom theory is almost completely merit less. It's something that you can only think up if you believe in gobily glook crap.
Think about it logically and not looking to the past, but really understand the psychology of the market today, during a pandemic, and everything.
It's almost impossible the conditions that led to -35% will exist again especially when so many places have less hospitalizations and more discharges than hospitalizations.
Also the Data itself will bias you. You have to be very careful when looking at any of the statistics coming out now and make sure to normalize them and ignore peaking.
Buy my puts then goy.
Q1 Earnings won't be that bad.
Q2 Earnings will be past the pandemic curve and ignored vs guidance
By then Regeneron and other antibody treatments will be hitting market and probably get emergency authorization. Not to mention plasma treatments and other treatments (remdesivir)
Everything is going to be fine. The bear case.. you need a lot more to happen for the bear case to materialize. You are on completely wrong side of probabilities.
It's not just the disease, it's the fact that people are getting laid off big time. People don't really get how bad it will be to keep everything locked down for another 3 months
post yfw limit down into +10%
Like the bear case arguments have zero merit... it's actually ridiculous people are predicting a double bottom. They need to reset their mind and go from the simplest and barest analysis of the current situation.
The double bottom shit requires so much warped thinking to arrive at. The past 2 weeks of meh drops should show that the type of market movements that led to -35% off EVERYTHING wont re-occur.
we wont lock down for 3 months.
Are you aware that Yas Forums has IDs?
Toronto is closed for the next 12 weeks officially.
If you think this is going to be over sooner than July you are kidding yourself.
Bullish?
>He doesn't even show up to the annual shareholders meeting.
>Viruses affect earnings
>Not the fact everyone lost their job and businesses can't sell anything
I didn't know vaccines created jobs!
Sonyggers get the rope, no exceptions
Someone's gotta make the vaccines, moron.
Microsoft looks like it could have a much better setup in terms of both the console and the subscription service.
Actually Jerome cured the virus already, haven't you noticed that the market is back to June 2019 levels
Trump said on hannity that he's going to prop up big business. This is going to cause an after hour pump of boeing. Going to have a 1% higher start on the Dow tomorrow.
I didn’t buy the dip hard enough bro’s...
All the market loss so far was the crazy overbuying frenzy of share buybacks from 2018 to march.
The virus is the acute pain. The underlying recession that started gaining momentum back in October of last year is the chronic pain. To get out of a bear market in weeks after a bull market that lasted a decade is hopium of the highest order.
The eventual Infinite QE pullback timebomb is now added on top of this mess.
Bruh, the dip aint even here yet. Get ready for bread lines.
Pic related. Bears are going to be an endangered species! Never bet against America!!!
I decided to try my hand at technical analysis
bro i snort fat lines off your mom's bread lookin ass
I got plenty of cash reserves. I’m waiting for it.
are the bears priced in?
>image is spy at 3 hour timeframe
>Lower time frames than 3 hour show strong down trend
>3 hour - weekly timeframe shows uptrend weakening
I'm using a different setup. Take this with a grain of salt.I personally would wait for a confirmation on open but if the risk is within your parameters you could short the dip.
Wow that's close
Trump needs to just walk out tomorrow at 3pm with a dow 30k hat and say #covid19 is a hoax and he won't even need to run any ads to beat dementia joe.
To the user who posted the barstool sports guy losing $1.25m, that really made me laugh man thanks.
We’re all gonna make it bizbros.
>2 scoops reset his phone 33 times to vote on a poll
Cringe.
huh. so anzu is still cosplaythotting?
Are you the original doomerbear who posted this thot all the time? You're also the same guy who posts that ahegao tranny? Or one of the new fucks that steals and reposts peoples pics?
the desperate will not stay holed up forever, and most world leaders won't want them to. The global economy does not revolve around Canadian cities.
i got 3 likes on tinder tonight and only 2 of them were fat. also managed to sell my sqqq before it all went to shit so only lost 2k. life is ok
Is buying puts on goog a good idea now?
#winning
>the desperate will not stay holed up forever, and most world leaders won't want them to. The global economy does not revolve around Canadian cities.
It's an indication of what all policymakers are thinking.
Once you hit the peak, that's not it, if you open everything up you get a second pandemic
I bought SPY at 271.20
haha yes! YES. i lobe you man
should've bought calls instead
OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT
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the most disposable and desperate people will try to get out and work as soon as there's something pushed through the FDA as a treatment, looks like we'll get some fucked around studies with that trump drug, then the pressure will be on the FDA.
They're using it in hospitals all over, proven or not. But soon Trump will catch on to this blood clotting thing, and if any of the shit I've read on the net is realistic, that could really reduce the fatality of this thing.
Those who can afford to will stay holed up to avoid a lifetime of glass lungs.
Can't wait for this bull trap to be over
What the fuck is the point in selling options for more than a month out?
Can that b my tripfag name ir is it already taken
Webm of what I was saying.
Learn how to use stop-loss, you're just throwing money at this point.
Lets all be 2scoops
I don't have time for that fucking shit. I didn't even vote in it.
Your poll is going to have exactly ZERO impact on this website even if it did overwhelming get the result you wanted.
You faggots are also contributing absolutely nothing to these threads. You aren't even shilling any positions. All of your IDs show up with a single fucking post going:
>RRREEEEEEEE TRIPFAGS TRIGGER MY AUTISM
Go back to wsb, speccy. You are un-ironically never going to make it.
Insider knowledge
not this shit again
it just ruins threads
Ignore the tripfags, they love the attention.
You faggot you literally voted 34 times like a fucking loser.
the 3rd girl might not be fat but she is probably crazy
Only females and faggets cringe
good job dude
The same reason for everything else on the stock market: To make money.
Reminder to sell if you can tomorrow. You won't be fast enough for the battle of the machines on Thursday
>doesn't bang crazy women
suit yourself I guess
wtf? I even bang the fat ones
I killed it yesterday bought puts at open, but going to get murdered today, I feel like its going to be the gain we were looking at today before it sold off