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>he bought the top
>HE BOUGHT THE TOP
>he shorted the bottom
Reminder that this virus shit will be all over in 2 weeks.
Fill in the blank /smg/:
I buy
I sell
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>nigger Gerome control your stock gain
>nigger Arthur control your btc gain
where did it go wrong.
What stocks are still a bargain to own since we have bounced out of the bottom?
>he hodled through the middle
Coom.
>he didn't sell at 10am
explain yourself
Thanks Xi, appreciate you trying to bump our markets.
AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
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I'M ONLY HUMAN I GOT A SKELETON IN ME
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
always loose
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY STIMULUS CHECK I WANNA BUY A MOTORCYCLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I must scream.
>mfw thats me
Short Harley
sold BA at 163 buying in at 130 what are your plans for Monday?
Berkshire Hathaway B shares are a good value to get a stake in the future money printing of America. Galaxy digital to get a stake in the crypto future. Then throw in whatever else you feel like, probably some puts
>not putting your entire check into stocks
>he
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WHEN MY SMILES PIERCES THROUGH YOUR BONES
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BONES
THE GRASS IS GREEN INSIDE MY YARD
I CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS YOU
INSIDE YOUR BONES
How did you know to sell at 163?
how do i crash teh economy?
>her
Still holding my 12600 shares of ONTX. I admit watching it kinda flounder over these last few months while everything else has either sank or flown higher has really tried my patience sometimes. The only thing that keeps me holding is the glorious news on the way and the insane share pop that'll happen right afterwards.
>all the big boys still in cash
>start of week is shorts
>end of week dumps
Literally everyone is slaughtering permabulls jesus
that's a man
h-hhha ha yeah!
Those idiots!!
So glad I'm h-holding all this SRTY!!!
Thoughts on Actively Managed and Enhanced Strategy ETFs?
stocks are down bud i don't want stocks
yes, what a healthy looking stock. gonna bounce back any day now!
Cramer’s a bear. Time to buy
>he sold the top
>stocks are down bud i don't want stocks
APA
60% of portfolio on calls on USO ahead of oil talks. How mind-bogglingly retarded am I?
god damnit
my puts
Safe-ish companies can still get you a 2x going very long, and risky companies which could potentially bankrupt or just never fully recover might still get you a 3 or 4x.
I still don't believe we're at the bottom, but you'd be retarded to not have a suicide stack of safe and unsafe shares. Personally I'm in XOM, RTX, DIS, MSFT, UAL, AAL and NCLH for that risky spice.
But I'm ready to apply the puts at any time and dump any yielded profit on more of the above if we dump another 40%.
>he didn't sell anything and is intending on keeping all this stocks for the next year or until they bounce back to pre-coronavirus levels
I am going to buy a bunch of 4/9 SPY calls at open and try to make a quick 50%. Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me?
It took 5 years for markets to reach the top before 2008
such a bad mentality. Telling your viewerbase to hold cash instead of being exposed to a potential recovery.
He should be telling his viewers to hold through this and should have been saying to DCA in late march.
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I kinda want to thank the Chinks for this Wuhan virus. The economy was going to collapse on its self, but now Trump can blame the chinks and get a second term even with a recession.
>he didn't sell in early February
come on now
You mean spy puts right?
I could choke the fuck out of every single one of you in this thread and there would be nothing you could do to stop me.
but think about all the upside
he's been a bear since early february
is this bait?
this better be bait.
Cramer is generally a permabull, has been for 12+ years. When he get's bearish you should take note.
kek this is really cute
I knew because I had made profit from the last time I saw my portfolio. Also immediately before the price wobbled so I was unsure about staying in.
It's a convenient scapegoat, but I'm not sure any president would survive this in an election year. I guess we'll find out in November.
I can't tell if we're going to double bottom or take another leg down, but there's 0 chance we're mooning any time soon.
yes and? are you not planning on being alive in 5 years?
sure but everyone should be buying as much as they can right now, the market may never get this low again in our lives. we know it will bounce back eventually, even if it takes a few years.
>hold cash
While the fed is printing trillions and the petrodollar is in shards....
>Futures aren't blood red
You bobos lied to me.
So why are you here if you want to die so badly? Just take a bunch of drugs and blow your brains out. Kill yourself
Agree. I think he might sort of be doing what you say in his trust, but his too-stupid-to-trade viewers are probably seeing this and hearing him talk and liquidating their portfolio.
Is joke
I've been DCAing into my long term account since a couple days ago while also hedging against another big dip
waiting for a major red day for a big buy, we're going to have at least one
H...how much longer user?
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This place sucks.. so much shit posting it's unreal
Guys am I retarded? When the market is green I start thinking itll be green forever and buy a bunch of calls, thinking corona is done etc..then it turns red..wtf..what am I doing wrong??
Why yes I did just buy another 150 shares of SPXL today. How could you tell?
Gonna give some money away to spxl and spxs. Shit is tanking tomorrow, xl puts or xs puts?
i approve, carry on
Well thanks for contributing to the shit, you fucking wanker
Just do the opposite of your first instinct
great, leave, faggot.
Reminder not to respond to LARPing faggots and attentionwhore triptards~
Seems likely. I can't remember, was everyone calling for a retest inn December 2018?
Whatcha buying at these levels?
I know. I don't know where to go anymore.
It's all full of brainlets.
classic camel
Ya
What are some clown world stocks like Boeing that give you great returns for no logical reason at all?
Write down a few points that summarize your investing strategy. Before making a trade read through it and make sure you’re not violating any of them. Here I’ll get you started
>1. Don’t give in to FOMO
Well according to the latest press release the P3 data won't happen till 2nd half this year. It was supposed to happen during the first half but the virus put a damper on it. From what I've gathered things are going very well. The last earning report was very good, beat estimates so that's a plus.
Cruise Lines
AMC
Dave and Buster's
AAL
BMW
Literally any and all oil shale stocks if you go very short
>2. set-up a stop-loss/take profits
aaaaaaand walaa i am now unemployed
My strategy is buy when its green, because if its green itll keep going up right? Why would I buy something that's down? Seems dumb desu
BASED AND BASEDPILLED
Thanks I'm also in RTX and have RDS.B. I was debating selling half of my OKE and pivoting it somewhere else and it would be like 500 bucks. I don't know what would be worth it because I am long for continued growth and or dividends for the long haul.
I want to yolo all in one stock what should i buy. Gonna gamble my neetbux checks so i dont really care. I dont have access to options. I was thinking of CCL.
Sava
>I can't remember, was everyone calling for a retest in December 2018?
My memory's not great, but I think it was the typical shit, bears thought it was the big one and bulls thought it would V.
>Whatcha buying at these levels?
Mostly boomer stuff I want for the long term, didn't buy at all today though, waiting for red.
Got some KO, PG, ABBV, PEP, T and a couple other stable divvie stocks, as well as some solid tech growth stuff like AMD and AMZN
CHK
happy neetday
Why UAL and Not DAL?
Can't you just pretend to work like a normal person?
Who else SDOW and SCO here?
RTX
That only worked in February
TZA smallcap gang here. Tomorrow dump, thursday short squeeze buy TNA
He bought the top, hahahaha, look at the top of the chart there he is hahah.
I'm not fucking around with oil price ETF anymore because i'm sick of getting fucked by tweets but could oil stay low for the next few months I want to accumulate a lot more cheap oil stocks
Huh. I just dumped the last of my ABBV today. Don’t know about their debt and I’m betting not too many people splurging on Botox anytime soon.
Do like all the other picks though I think VZ is safer than T. Probably not going to get a retest at AMZN I think. I don’t see anyone letting me scoop it up at 1650.
That makes me angery
Gonna have to figure out my buy level for PG too.
>SRTY and DRV
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What's the difference between now and february though?
They're more expensive and rarely beat vanilla S&P.
I went with VIX calls as I think the dump will be fast and furious.
no because my boss is a fucking boomer retard that works us like slaves