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>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
i hate it
this is fucking retarded. what has it been like this the past few markets. rally at the last 30 mintues
Niggers
Should I buy SQQQ before close?
Fuck!
WE WILL NEVER BE RED AGAIN
nth for RTX chads
"ten cents for every dead gook or durka" – raytheon, probably
JEROME IS AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN, IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN"T ACCOMPLISH?
These bulls are out of control.
BOBOworld is NOW
Why is it pumping up
RMCF megabull
All 3D Women are whores
You're gonna get it mumu.
>buy the drip bro!
>cheapies
>this is the bottom!
Long rainbow wigs,clown shoes, clown noses and facepaints
30 seconds. Prepare your anuses. Then another 5 after is round 2.
bought my first options today
shit's real now
R U NOT HAVING FUN? THIS IS FUN. WE'RE ALL HAVING A FUN TIME HERE.
First for Dr. Fauci's March 26th submission to the New England Journal of Medicine stating it's basically just a flu
>On the basis of a case definition requiring a diagnosis of pneumonia, the currently reported case fatality rate is approximately 2%.4 In another article in the Journal, Guan et al.5 report mortality of 1.4% among 1099 patients with laboratory-confirmed Covid-19; these patients had a wide spectrum of disease severity. If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases, the case fatality rate may be considerably less than 1%. This suggests that the overall clinical consequences of Covid-19 may ultimately be more akin to those of a severe seasonal influenza (which has a case fatality rate of approximately 0.1%) or a pandemic influenza (similar to those in 1957 and 1968) rather than a disease similar to SARS or MERS, which have had case fatality rates of 9 to 10% and 36%, respectively.2
nejm.org
March 26, 2020
N Engl J Med 2020; 382:1268-1269
DOI: 10.1056/NEJMe2002387
I can't handle this crab market anymore, bros.
WHAT WAS THAT DUMP
VERY based.
Hello, based department?
>the stock market literally trades like a shitcoin
these are truly the end times
WHAT WAS THAT
oh wow it was just a flu all along, who would have guess
WHAT WAS THAT
wtf
I WARNED YOU BROS THE DUMP IS HERE
BULL TRAP HAS BEEN REVEALED
WTF WAS THAT
I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
that was one big red dildo
what was THAT?
SOMEONE PUT THE PRINTER ON REVERSE PRINT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
THE PUMP FAILED WE CLOSING RED
WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME WHAT THE FUCK JEROME
Holy shit that dump.
Just go long and forget about it.
>inb4 what if you were an investor in japan in the 1980s that one time
Don’t care. Going long, fuck this market.
JESUS FUCK THAT RED DILDO
WHAT IN THE FUCK THAT FUCKING CANDLE
Did you load up on SSL when I tipped anons back at 1.50? It's up big big big to +4.50 and will hit 20 by May
WTF Jerome!!??
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wa La
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
PLEASE MOMMY MAKE IT STOP
Jerome shredder go zzzzzzr
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
ITS SUCKING UP ALL THE MONEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>da clittties
nah her face isn't real and she's probably got botox+benzos
kek probably exactly correct
you want to let your MMOloli develop child bearing hips before you knock her up! Otherwise she might die in childbirth, no fun!
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!
I want an anjou gf
CRABBED.com
That's just round one. Prepare your anus for the next round in 3 minutes.
SQQQ gonna hit 19 tomorrow.
THE SHREDDER GOES BRRRRRR
someone fatfingered the whole s&p
based hedge funds educating the morons that it was never jerome all along you insufferable retards
Did anyone see that bullish 30+ point drop in the S&P right there?
JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROME
*ring ring*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JEROME
*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
>green is boboworld
how pathetic can bearfags be
F for Bojo
BOBO's gonna pay
Bobos assemble for RED DAY!!!
WHY WHYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back
anyone else going in on the financial sector?
why is it up
Why the fuck did I go all in on Boeing this morning?
Apparently, this was THAT
>FANNIE, FREDDIE UNLIKELY TO AID MORTGAGE COMPANIES AS PAYMENTS DRY UP, FHFA CHIEF SAYS
>he bought?
>dump eet.
Oil bros are we gonna make it? Will Thursday save us?
byebye mumu. I will enjoy you medium rare
MY CALL WENT -90% IN A SECOND YE YEAR SALAYRY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
REPORTING
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT DUMP BROS I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED
Heh, I knew it would dump EOD the whole time
Damn it, I'm down 7% on this bullshit, what a shit company.
Tell me NASDAQ is going to close green, bros
>TRUMP SHOULD APPOINT HIMSELF AS THE HEAD OF THE FED AND MOVE THE MAGIC BUTTON TO HIS OFFICE
no more need for that nigger gerome
Every day is RED so BUY
Every day is GREEN so SELL
BUY RED, SELL GREEN
It's going to close green.
OOOoooOOOOOO
i sure am glad im heavily invested in FCEL
i make no money, i lose no money
GET ME OFF THIS ROLLER COASTER
Remember Bobos can stay redpilled longer than you can stay solvent
holy fuck this war going on
based
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNNAAAAA
PUUUUKKEEEEE
What fucking index are you people watching
Got shorts since starting of the dump, should i hold over night?
Holy fuck this is a roller coaster
All of them.
be white
>a nigger named Gerome control your stock gain
>a nigger named Arthur control your BTC gain
where did it all go wrong
why of course...
the dow? cmon man
I only watch Dave and Buster's
I'm watching essinpee
spy, spx or dow
all the same
who the fuck is buying all of this volume
The shit and piss 500
I BOUGHT 10K IN CALLS BECAUSE EVERY... FYCKING... DAY.. WE PUMP IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Buy KOS
JEROME YOU WORTHLESS WANNABE KIKE THE POOMP IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING, STOP FUCKING CRYING IN THE CORNER LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
THAT'S IT, YOURE FIRED, JARED CUT HIM OFF, CUT HIM OFF, MOVE THAT PRINTER BUTTON INTO MY OVAL OFFICE.
DOW CHEMICAL BVLLS REPORT
Someone put the euphoria chart over this, even has the bear trap in it kek
23500 was the absolute top of this dead cat exit pump see you back at 16000
For me, its the NDX 1 min chart. That fucking candle lmao.
The S in Pee 5 hunjrid
EOD pump soon?
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
>3 BLACK CROWS
3 BLACK CROWS
WE'RE CLOSING DOWN
I'm watching Murenase Gakuen.
Now for the bad oil news, and I CLEAN UP on RDS.B at $20 on thursday
That's not happening, sweetie.
Literally the moment I canceled my TQQQ stop loss to replace it with a market sell, it drops like a stone
sorry boss printer is jammed
Monday is going to be fucking LEGENDARY green
>super green monday
>crab tuesday
>crab wednesday
>thursday pump to close shorts for the long weekend
>massive unholy surge of buying on Monday due to good news over the weekend
*Ring ring*
EOD pump priced in.
What's gonna happen with LK?
It's going to end literally at 0%, a perfect crab
dump dump dump
SNIB SNAB
NO ONE MAKES MONEY
EXCEPT THE CRAB
GAP FILL TO 2460 CONFIRMED. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
PLAY
Fucking Snibs owned the day today.
HOLY SHIT THE LAST MINUTE VOLUME
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
i think it's frozen til may so calls and puts all expire worthless
0% boys. We did it. The crab wins.
aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back
BEARS WIN AGAIN
>TSLA still up 6%
Peak clown world
WHAT A DAY!
Fuck you I made good money on TVIX
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeDReeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeD
CONCUR BULL RUN
ALL HAIL THE SNAB
Even if there is no good new. Trump will make something up or say something retarded and people believe it's good news. I don't doubt your prediction at all
KEK FAGGOT BULLS GET DABBED ON
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
new to the market. does after hour market mean anything?
Absolutely based red close, we get a second chance at cheapies boys
Too easy, I had no doubt this would happen. Damn I love free money
It looks like the markets are realizing that their oil hopes are not coming to fruition.
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .35%, some bearish fuggin selling into close there jeez louise. Took profits off C at open tho kekkies, I'm still feeling good. No idea where we're headed 2morrow
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I DIDN'T GET FILLED BEFORE THE BELL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET FUCKED BULLS
AAAAAAHHHHHH
>-0.1%
>bears win
>that 15 second mega dump
JEROME THATS THE WRONG BUTTON I SAID POOMP NOT DOOMP
DJI RED CLOSE
HOLY SHIT I WAS DOWN TO 300 DOLLARS AT ONE POINT NOW IHAVE 9 260p and 261p CONTRACTS EXPIRING TOMORROW AT 1.3K TOTAL THAT I COULDNT SELL WITHOUT INCURRING GOOD FAITH VIOLATIONS
AHHHHHH
>youtube.com
Trump sounds congested, does he have the chinavirus?
GOLDEN CRAB SCUTTLEEEEE YAYAYA
pre-market and open up over 800 points. finish red anyway. nice little golden bull run you have there
i havent made money in weeks
couldn't even fucking close the trade before the rape because muh 'pattern day trading'
use google you little worthless retard
I just want my money back.
>monday +8%
>tuesday -0.00001%
>BULLS BTFO
made 30% in the last hour on a good short, wasnt much sadly
Aww fiddlesticks. I was a ways off on the prediction from last.
>+0.00001%
>GOLDEN BULL RUN HERE WE COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT IS WITH YOU AND CHILIS? REEEEEEEEE
-0.18%
All over. Pack up and go home.
bobos be careful, gonna be another -$5 "dump" and then back to the scheduled fake and gay +10$ pumps
I killed it SSL up 57% today alone.
MY SIDES
BOBOS WEEP!
it's been going down all day you fucking fag
+0.08%
kek
Just realized my StreetSmart Edge client is almost 10 min delayed. Never saw that happen before.
It allows the the jews to play with your profits/loses while you can do anything but watch
What the fuck is a crab rave
was down 10% at HOD but now back to nice +/- 0%
Down 1.51% on my SOXL today. Fucking worthless Jerome shit the bed
Still going down in the 15minute futures.
>-0.12%
Options chain all at 0.01??? The fuck
Shut the fuck up nerd this is a bobo thread now
REEEEEEEE WHY DID I GO ALL IN ON CHK REEEEEEEEEEE
Yeah no kidding. 1.34 million traded in the last five minutes on SPY.
Well pretty uneventful day. My bags were heavy earlier, but I'm iron sides.
I did get to buy a putt on peleton like ten minutes to close. It was just about at cost. The option basically cost me like 13 cents.
+.05%
Time to reward myself by buying Dark Souls Remastered on Steam
Make sure you sell at the bottom!
Up 0.92% ($214). Dumped my GUSH today at $22. Not hod, but good enough.
+3%, good day, Jack in Da Box hit my target. Dunno where to put the cash next
I'm bought shorts last 5 minutes. See you when I'm in the green tomorrow lads
AND IT KEEPS ON GOING
>aftermarket SPY keeps dumping
BEAR BROS!
I'M CRYING!
If they can manipulate price like that on a single candle across so many instruments simultaneously, they can manipulate price whenever they want on anything. U.S. markets are fake. Every trade you make long isn't long on the market, but long on the Fed and their capacity to manipulate prices to the upside in the long run in perpetuity. You aren't trading the companies on the S&P500, Dow, or Russell, you're trading components of the FED.
>fuggin
>jeez louise
>kekkies
>2morrow
Can you please make a trip so i can filter you?
Up 14%. Not as good as yesterdays 21% but as long as im green.
I am up about .15%
not great not terrible
because you're a dumb retard?
I sold my BPY today at the high and boy am I glad I did that
>SPY went from green to red
Fuck this gay earth
this cracks me up every time
FINANCIALLY RUINED
I CAN'T BELIEVE ((THEY)) SOLD ME THE TOP AGAIN
up 11% at open, up 0.01% at market close. easily the worst rts ive ever played
>oil price goes up
>stock markets go up after it
>oil price goes down
>stock markets go down after it
Should all sex offenders kill themselves?
AYE I STOPPED THE WHOLE FED PUMPIN
YOU AINT GOTTA LIKE IT CAUSE MY PUT GON LOVE IT
WATCH A YOUNG NIGGA SHORT THE DAQ OUT IN PUBLIC
that fag has been posting for years, just filter "ding ding ding" like I did months ago.
+3% and sold. I took half profit on S&P at 2710. Stopped out on the remainder at 2670. All cash monies again.
If you bought SQQQ under $18
Welcome to the chad club
me was gonna buy that alienware UWS monitor but they all sold out -_-;
us stocks is the biggest pump and dump shitcoin on Yas Forums
it'll be okay soon I promis
learn the lore b4 posting
yaya!
ratty all the bollies are satisfied I'm scared where we go next
Closed out my 265 SPY Call 65% since shit was trending down. 23% up in all today
NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!
IM REALLY UNHAPPY ABOUT GETTING BURNED TODAY! MIGHT JUST SAY IT
N
Why the fuck was the volume so incredibly high. during '08 and '09, you'd think there would be more algos and retail and more of everything now.
that candle was algo bullshit
What if I bought it 25?
>bought 265 puts at daily high
Yolo 420 blaze it
20% gain at 10am vanquished by close. at least I'm still not a bearfag
I
It's just a BEAR TRAP noobies.
Relax...
whats he gonna do next
Made like 3k on INO
IV been riding this wave sell everytime it goes 2 bucks up and buy when it dumps
SQQQ ROCKETING UP AFTER HOURS
+101%(in btc future market) but i am not a stock faggot, i just come here for the lol, and because btc following Dow like a whore follow it's pimp
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN!
that would only get the market close posts, not everything else
It may be. Gap up open in to low of day close is always dicey though. I wouldn't want to be holding over night.
GET
FUCKED
BULLNIGGERS
AHAHAHAHA
Dude. Their decline has nothing to do with the virus. They're a dead company. You should cut your loses
based small cap speculator
Holding 20k shares of CHK at average of $7 a share. AMA why I haven’t killed myself yet