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>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
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market24hclock.com
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biopharmcatalyst.com
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YEAH JEROME PUMP IT THE FUCK UP MOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEE
I accidently bought 1K in SALT calls
Fuckin neck me desu
>He Sold?
We bull run now.
SHARE YOUR ENERGY WITH JEROME
NO JEROME DON'T DO IT IVE HAD ENOUGH PLS JEROME
Bears are total morons.
so does this shit happen all the time? i just sold, is it really going up (oil sector)
Jerome has responded to my prayer. Thank you Jerome, if you can get us back over 2700 I will build a shrine to you
JEROME
POOMP THOSE GREENBACKS, MOON THE MARKET. FORCE YOUR WORKERS TO PRINT UNTIL THEY BLEED FROM THEIR HANDS, MAKE THEIR WIVES AND CHILDREN DO THE PRINTING IF YOU HAVE TO. I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE HYPERINFLATION, I NEED THOSE LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
Lets go.
Corona cure soon
What the fuck were you thinking?
OUR TURN NOW, BOBO
Explain your logic behind why there would be a bull run
Impossible mode: you can say printer go BRRRR BRRRR
Oil storage about to moon. For me, it's STNG, DHT, FRO and TNP
what is this
Bobos, where you at? What happened to the EOD dump???
IS IT TIME TO LONG NORMIE REGRET???
EASY TATTOO REMOVAL???
I miss him bros
pump now i bought in
>markets stop tanking
>inexplicable green candles as we're about to hit negatives
Thank you Jerome, very cool!
we are all living in america, coca-cola wunderbra!
Bulls better give Jerome all the energy they can because this last 5 minute pump is already fizzling. I think today there's going to be an EOD dump instead of pump since they successfully tricked the market enough to cover losses. 3 day bull run we had last month is extremely similar, though the first 2 days of the bull run were condensed into a single day this time.
Dollar index is up over 5% since March. I'm doing nothing and gaining buying power while you idiots flounder about and react emotionally day to day.
>getting cocky after an irrational two week long bull run in the middle of a global health crisis when the market was already overheated
>Wells Fargo bitch on Bloomberg telling me to think about investment grade bonds and to carefully reallocate my portfolio
bitch I just want fast gains not boomer shit
We've been shitting bricks on these gay ass markets since February. Gonna keep shitting for the rest of the year and 2021
bearlets will say its coming after hours kek
checked patrician dollar holder
>Week one of 6 trillion in pump money
>Market signaling dead cat bounce
all bad news is priced in
The EOD pump is literally unavoidable. It's shorters closing for the profit so they don't get Jerome'd in the futures and there's a lot of them still.
>health crisis
ok
>markets only go up 7% after hours
god i want a crash so i can buy some fuckING TSLA$$$$
The sheer fact that a +800 day almost went to a complete downturn, even if by a miracle it stays up to close, should be a huge wake up call for bullfags. This wild ride isn't over yet.
Investing in tattoo removal tech is in my plans for this decade. It may be a smidge too soon. Face and neck tattoo zoomers aren't out of college quite yet. The big rush should come when they approach 30.
'Sup bearfags. Thanks for the free money on those puts you bought.
Absolutely based.
JEROME YOU MAGNIFICENT MOTHER FUCKER BECAUSE OF YOU I WILL NEVER HAVE TO WORK AGAIN FUCK YESSSSSSS
BASED DONALD IS PUMPING MARKETS TOO
WHAT WAS THAT!!!!!!!
tuchituchi is fine
instagram.com
umm sweaty, not hiring me because of my face tattoos is discrimination
Why the fuck is my oil certificate crashing? This is the latest news I can find: oilprice.com
I was shilling DHT all last week, why didn't you all listen to the Rat King?
VIX mooning.
It's gonna be ugly.
It's priced in that this will last until the end of April. This shit is going to last until the start of June minimum.
Pretty much every serious money mover liquidated by 03.23. Now these people are seeing a shit ton of undervalued stocks, many of which yield incredible dividends not seen in a decade and have strong enough balance sheets to support those for the time this flu thing lasts.
Because of that they will be buying and not selling. They have liquid cash, they earned some money on their hedges and possibly scalped the retail retards with huge swings, now they gotta deploy it in big names to hold for a while.
They also seem to say "double bottom", guys like Gundlach, but they are actually buying. And people like Ackman are just pure manipulators with what they say on TV.
BRRRRRRRRRRR
It will go back to 3% by close. This was the pre-power hour dip that everyone who logs in for it buys.
>huge wake up call
That no amount of bobo faggotry can turn these markets red? Yes.
You retards realize this is just a rally to the 0.5 level, just like 2008 and nearly every other bear market before it?
We're going to new lows in a few weeks.
Does anyone have a PDF of One Up on Wall Street? I just have an EPUB right now.
Not large enough cut.
Accumulate REFR cheapies
>selling naked options on leveraged ETFs
peak autism, just be careful to not blow your account
Load the dump
I dont know I was sleep deprived and thought they were puts for some reason
America back to work by Easter, the God Emperor and his Money Mage JP will it.
People were calling me stupid for saying Divvies weren't reliable. Uh oh divvy bros.... were'd it go??
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA NORMIES KNOW WHATS UP. LOAD UP ON THAT CHEAP CREDIT AND NEVER EVER PAY IT BACK
Imagine thinking that the modern economy is even capable of crashing. Stonks only go up.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Robinhood doesn't let you sell naked options.
crude numbers will be revealed in two hours, this dump is just the beggining and in anticipation
I think these folks have some promising tech that need fda approval or something, I forget exactly why I was following them.
We're just gonna crab at the 2700 level all week
AND WALLAH THE DOW WILL NEVER GO BENEATH 23K again
If the eod pump becomes such a normal thing like this, surely the Bogs will actually come through with a rug pull one of these days, right? I mean, it can't be this easy.
Ah, ok.
>Analysts say that even if a larger so-called OPEC++ group – involving OPEC+ plus the U.S., Canada, Brazil, Norway, and other producers not part of OPEC+, were to agree to a huge cut of 10 million bpd, this will still be much lower than the demand loss expected in Q2 and will not go far to prevent global storage filling to the brim by mid-May.
>TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GONNA SAVE US ALL
>DEBT DOESNT MATTER
>WHAT IS A "DELEVERAGING"?
nytimes.com
WUHAN
OPEN
FOR
BUSINESS
BULLS WE ARE BACK
LAST 5 DIGITS OF MY POST IS HOW MANY PEOPLE DIE
Imagine thinking this time is different.
You legitimately are stupid if you’re comparing oil or reit divvies to KO, LMT, PEP, JNJ divvies.
Are you doing this on purpose?
BTW YELLEN SIGNALED BANK DIVVIES ARE AT RISK. Euro banks already slashed them.
> Opened $2 5/1 puts on USO
Bit of a long shot but might work out. Even with OPEC cuts we're still seeing full storage.
I think a good chunk of /smg/ figured out recently that divy user was retarded. Oxy, Ge all cut as are others. XOM and Shell just got extra cash recently and Chevron had quite a bit of cash too so they can get their divy in but they are so unreliable.
That movie sucked fucking dick
Watch as the rats flee the ship in the last 15 minutes. Bears own the day.
>OPEN
>FOR
>BUSINESS
>everyone still has masks on
hmmmmmmm
IS REINSTATEMENT OF JAPANESE EMPIRE AND MILITARY PRICED IN
Based green-id "OOOOO" poster. We're gonna make it.
THE POOMP IS FALTERING JEROME POOMP MORE GOD DAMN IT
>LAST 5 DIGITS
I believe you because youre an expert on the subject
>i buy
>it goes in the different direction
fuck me
seems like we are hanging right around the 30 day moving average. where to now Yas Forums?
full recovery?
flatline purgatory?
unprecedented crash?
>different business "don't care about future generation" president
>media world, where thots are buying stock
>same result
even the fed stated that they would rather hyper inflation than letting the market go down further
Yes
How do I short it?
the kids like that weeknd
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH NO NO NO NO
>cremate everyone
>lift restrictions
duh
Will USO do a reverse split and what happens to your strike on a put when it happens?
the ending was shit, Sandler's and that nigger fellow friend of his's acting are pretty good, shows their range.
>wsb dipshit redditors are all in on calls now
spy 180 incoming
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>buy with one account
>sell with an other
market is confused
thehill.com
ALRIGHT BEARS, PACK IT UP, CUT YOUR SHORTS, THIS BEAR MARKET IS OGRE
the fed is trying to save the credit markets, they don't give a fuck about equities.
maybe learn how the fed operates instead of just posting "brrrr" memes.
Crab today, crab tomorrow, bear forever. Thank you based ChinaBear
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Yas Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
More like pathetic little bears panic and rush to close their shorts, pumping the price. The ones that don't cover get margin called overnight. We're going back to Dow 25k by EOD tomorrow.
LCI will moon shortly. Not that this is something special in this market but just saying.
>>markets only go up 7% after hours
Correct.
WHERE IS THE PUMP
Saw this bull trying to pull a sneaky little end of day pump.
Long term bull, short term very volatile bear market
Powell hour in T-30 minutes.
LCIGoy??? I have 3 shares
>LCIGoy
No. Dark pool watcher
URGENT NEWS
>GEROME COULDN'T HANDLE THE STRESS FROM ALL Yas ForumsERALIS CALLING HIM ALL DAY AND KILLED HIMSELF
>NO END OF DAY PUMP COMFIRMED
Alright fine. Let's plummet >together
i'm so excited, i'm about to break even on sqqq
Big ass candles incoming from Powell Hour
They "Get made whole".
> For example, if you buy a call option that controls 100 shares of XYZ with a strike price of $5. If XYZ announces a 1:5 stock split, the contract would now control 20 shares with a strike price of $25
Same process works in reverse.
>believing chinks
>credit market is separated from equities market
how does it feel to be so smart
Good to know thank you.
I don't feel so good
How low can we go?
>+0.34%
Boring.
Nobody who knows anything about divvies has ever said to go divvy capture during downturns. Downturns are a good time to buy divvy stocks because they'll yield good shit when the downturn is over (~2 years timespan). Divvies are as good as it comes for long-term. The only thing even remotely comparable is oom covered calls. They're not a high risk strategy, and thus won't usually make you 10x richer overnight. For this, go bet on LC and other chink niggardry, but unless you're retarded, you're beating the market virtually at all time by a healthy margin.
There are also non-hodl strategies with divvies like dividend capture that have even much higher returns and are technically safer but require a lot of experience and research.
Overall, people who don't believe in divvies are retards, but people who believe divvies will make them filthy rich are also retards.
ItTrump will just revive him and he'll be back to pump again tmrw.
EXERCISE YOUR CALL EARLY AND CUT YOUR LOSS YOU RETARDED BULL! REEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T WANNA HOLD THESE STOCKS JUST TO COVER!
Is this bullish?
Speaking of brainlets, anyone seen SNSSfag?
>Imagine being a bull
Hes staying home and staying safe today. No printers for us.
oh ok so just adjusted so its still basically equivalent strike. I got $3 strike for 5/1 ill follow ya and see what happens.
>flatline purgatory?
This, solely because it will generate the most wailing and gnashing of teeth here.
Thanks, fren. Good tip.
wtf was this major oil drop?
could not find a possible reason yet.
rent free
>6 trillion dollar pump
>0.03%+
What is happening
Called China back lash over a year ago. Based.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Goodnight, sweet prince
New daily low. What's jerome gonna do lads?
Place your bets :D
Don't jinx it yet Bobos. Pause and wait.
zip your lid mumu ive been eating bullshit for 2.5 weeks
absolutely nuffin.
How does it feel to be a retard? The fed is failing at saving the credit markets even with infinite QE, bid/ask spreads, volatility are still high as fuck and dealers are beyond fucked. Equities are going into the dumpster.
shit taste
EOD dump is going to be massive. We might hit -2% before the bell dings.
Opec oil war started beginning of march.
He's gonna poomp it.
THIS IS BEAR COUNTRY
please do a reverse pump jerome, i promise to be a good boy
>tfw bought a FD and am making profit and I want to sell but I'd have to eat I think 3 GFVs to do so
Are GFVs on per day or per trade basis?
>pumped and DUMPED
it looks like it has fraser eyes
>buy RTX call at the start of the day
>It immediately drops and I lose 400 dollars
At least I sold half my position at start to be careful.
Started the day up $250, now -$90
Thanks guys
I'm shocked
NOW YOU TLAK ABOUT EOD DUMP???????????
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I JUST BNOUGHT IN
Bear trap.
it's a gamble for sure, I only have $100 in on that one. I'm expecting OPEC to do minimal cuts and then for the market to correct again somewhat, so we should at least be ITM. Then again with clown market and Jerome, who knows.
No way based Mnuchin lets us close red today, absolutely 0 chance.
fugg i wish i were the girl
Plot twist, Jerome already pumped at lunch. He blew his load, it's all over.
He's finally gotten the thot of his dreams and realized he's still empty inside
what the FUCK i just bought calls and this happens. you guys told me i missed the bottom and the golden bull run just started
B-BULLBROS????? YOU TOLD ME TO GO ALL IN ON SPY CALLS, AM I GOING TO BE OK????
sorry big guy, better luck nxt time :D
We have a fuckin winner!
Now dont get greedy out there frendo :D
Yeah, oil is a gamble for now but even with a cut price is going down further after the brief rally. I went with $300 to see what happens. If there is no deal which i what im leaning towards we will definitely be ITM by 5/1.
>snss user should fuck off
>snss user fucks off
>Hey, everybody. Let's talk about snss user
100% qualified rent free™
>80%+ of the professionals that appear on CNBC and Bloomberg say that we will retest the bottoms
>people claim on /smg/ that they bought when the market went up 10% this week
I refuse to believe anybody is this retarded
i dunno lol
penis
No, sorry bullbrah we got too cocky, this is the end
see you at 3:50.