/smg/ - Stock Market General

cure found edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/stomach-deformation/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html
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First for big brain oil plays on Thursday followed by ETERNAL BOBOS

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You had so many opportunities. Why didn't you buy?

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i've got a locked in fund type deal cant touch till 55
its 40K im about to dump it all into DOW, FFS had to wait 7 days for money to transfer, missed out on 3K so far
new to stock market, dont know shit
what should I Do

First for Dr. Fauci himself says in the New England Journal of Medicine that covid-19 is no worse than the flu.
>On the basis of a case definition requiring a diagnosis of pneumonia, the currently reported case fatality rate is approximately 2%.4 In another article in the Journal, Guan et al.5 report mortality of 1.4% among 1099 patients with laboratory-confirmed Covid-19; these patients had a wide spectrum of disease severity. If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases, the case fatality rate may be considerably less than 1%. This suggests that the overall clinical consequences of Covid-19 may ultimately be more akin to those of a severe seasonal influenza (which has a case fatality rate of approximately 0.1%) or a pandemic influenza (similar to those in 1957 and 1968) rather than a disease similar to SARS or MERS, which have had case fatality rates of 9 to 10% and 36%, respectively.2
nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMe2002387
March 26, 2020
N Engl J Med 2020; 382:1268-1269
DOI: 10.1056/NEJMe2002387

I did. I even busted out the leverage.

so are the chances of oil dropping more if theres no deal on thursday? is that why everyone is hoarding the cash?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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I rode AMD. But now it's bobo time.

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Who else /Boeing/ here?

irreparably bogged

Dump it in S&P 500 instead

>40k in an untouchable fund
>doesn't know shit
>doesn't have a financial advisor
>thinks biz is a cfp

JERRROOOMMEEEEEEEEEE
SAVE MY CALLS JEROOMEEEE
WHERE ARE YOU?????

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Oil is down for months. There is no demand for months due to virus and even before the virus demand wasnt anywhere near supply.

Reminder winning on oil is as easy as holding oil stock now and just stoplossing your position just a little before the OPEC meeting results.
Oil goes up - Great.
Oil goes down - You lose jack shit.

that the sound of the dead cat?

guys no selling volume, it's going up 5% EOD

Because I fell for the dow-to-15k meme.

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PEOPLE ARE DYING IN THE STREET PM OF ENGLAND ON OXYGEN SLUMPF PUSHING QUACK MEDICINE AND FUCKING UNEMPLOYMENT IS AT A RECORD HIGH HOW CAN YOU PIGS BUY STOCKS

this is the cure

bizjournals.com/philadelphia/news/2020/04/07/philadelphia-drug-maker-awaits-go-ahead-to.html

it's ok 'non. we're probably headed back to at least 19 or 20. give it a month.

Go short

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What tickers are we holding?

I just thought of something myself right now, the real dividend are the friends you make along the way

10yr bonds coming off the lows.

Buying in when it goes back down on Thursday.

Chill for a moment let the spy death cross clear.

>he thinks there isn't another leg down
By Friday we'll have erased the past 2 days gains.

There is no volume at all retard. It's just some algos fighting each other. The Jews are forcing us to gamble last 15 minutes and overnight. Enjoy the 50/50 crapshoot goyim

>buying calls in a bear market

People are going to dump near EOD of tomorrow? If so, why?

threadly reminder that it was in fact NOT PRICED IN

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Up 2% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

My calls are going to zero. Jerome turn the printers on wtf were dying here.

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>SCO is pumping

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On Thursday. And because revenue reports are coming out that day along with the fact that NO ONE wants to hold over the 3 day long weekend.

>buying the DOW for a measly 2%
All in on AMC, CCL, and PLAY. Enjoying my daily 20% gains

1.96%*

I dumped today. 7% yesterday scared the shit out me

That's not inaccurate, though. Taking asymptomatic cases into account, COVID is probably only a little more freshly than influenza. It's also likely to be only a little bit more contagious. But combine those: if it's twice as contagious and three times as deadly, and influenza kills 40,000 people each year, how many people do you expect will die?

DAILY LOW HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Key phrase being "if one assumes."

>If one assumes that the number of asymptomatic or minimally symptomatic cases is several times as high as the number of reported cases

OPEC+ meeting friday, nobody wants to be in the market when it's a completely unknown gamble whether or not it goes well. If no deal materializes we're tanking, if a deal does materialize the recovery might continue, but it's already overbought frankly.

You faggots need to get on my level

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It's going to drop more, buy SCO.

so what do you recommend

Jerome you fucking cuck

*1.80%

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM???????

Bullbros are getting too cocky, gonna close out some of my calls. Inversing 4chin has not failed me thus far.

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>this pathetic volume on the general
I'm shorting SMG, this shit thread is going do page 10. Page 9 EOD.

>Earning report and long weekend
Inb4pumps it's a clown market

And walla

RUN FOR THE HILLS

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BOBROS IT HAPPENING!!

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this is from February. The good doctor has seen that its much more dangerous.

1.69%*

This is the first rally since the crash it will go lower than the bottom and then recover.

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

Up 1.7% is still amazing, I dunno what you fags are complaining about

please keep going

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>dump begins
Bull trap activated.

Q2 earnings. The market is extremely short sighted.

Uhhhh Mumu????

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IN FEB WE CROSSED THE DEATH CROSS AND WENT DOWN 34%
GO SHORT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING STOP SELLING

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Been crab all day what do you expect

Any reccomendations for stuff that's reliable in these trying times or has high yield?

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JERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DONT DO THIS TO ME MAN

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ccj

JUST GET THIS FUCKING GAY ASS GREEN BACKGROUND OFF MY SCREEN FOX BUSINESS, RED IS MY FAVORITE COLOR PUT IT UP THERE I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO SEE RED AGAIN

we got too cocky bull bros

Never

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You short-sighted retards realize we're headed straight off the cliff into a recession, if not a real depression. The roaring 20's and then the great depression 1929. Trump is going to be this era's Roosevelt.

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NO

NO!

NOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Took half profit at s&p 2710. Nudged up trailing stop on remainder.

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>The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump.

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So let me get this strait, I get a gibs check and as long as I don't lay off anybody and keep making payroll that's literally just a bonus for Baggie?

Find a reputable CPA/CFP.

MUMU ARE YOU OKAY, MUMU ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?

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>not making that little Hogglette squeal

This is a really low level quality thread.

reliable: JNJ PG PH KO GD

you can't really beat these stocks for consistently paying you a growing amount of cash each quarter

>he didn't sell at the peak today
You guys have no idea what you're doing lmao

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It's just gonna crab back up to 274. *snibs at you*

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