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>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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asukute
I don't get it.
pimp eet
Money is still pouring out of 10y bonds.
Nearly 1:1 correlation with the S&P right now.
stocks go up
stocks go down
Imagine not having bought RTX at $50
I’m just happy I was finally able to dump my GUSH bags for a profit today. I didn’t understand how 3x leveraged ETFs worked and bought because everyone was memeing it. Glad I was able to learn a lesson and make a bit of cash
Turns out war, blocked streets and bombed houses is shitty for business and for all sides involved
I guess Reifags like myself are a dying breed.
yeah but i really need stocks to go down lol
Why? Just switch sides
Up 8k today
the day i switch position is the day we hit circuit breakers 3 times
I missed the bottom, didn't I.
I just put my entire life savings into Boeing, bros.
>S&P 25% up from the low
guys, i'm beginning to think this is not a dead cat or bull trap anymore
If my computer wasn't currently dead I would be post rei.
Reminder that asuka is a slut who at the age of 14, tried to sell her own body to a 35 year old man. Disgusting.
Yes. It was on March 20-23rd depending on the stock exchange.
Imagine not getting in boeing for 95
nice "bull run" fucktards. can't even pass +3%.
this is gonna dump end of day and tomorrow is RED.
Misato best girl
yeah
>i bought my short bus bag on the 24th
"Return to normal"
That's exactly the bulltrap feeling
MSFT, AMD, NVDA back to their Jan/Feb valuations. Just like that. And some thought they were overvalued then. How do you explain this
Because you wait too long
TFW you realize "priced in" is just code for bull cope
Easy, guaranteed money buy of the day: BMO (Bank of Montreal) has a P/E of 7, a yield of 6%, and a dividend history going back literally 200 years or something stupid like that. I bought in at $66 CAD. Literally cannot go tits up.
just don't weak hand it when they dip again retard
Maybe. Probably. Yeah, you did. Sorry. Try again in another couple years.
REI BTFO
too old
used goods
slut
Even if stocks don't drop >35%, save your cash for real estate purchases. In late 2020/2021 will be one of the best opportunities to buy, and the government will help you lever up.
SURELY fundamentals and common sense will move the market, right bros? Surely unemployment, insolvent companies, and defaulting mortgages will affect the market, right?
longest bullrun in history
fastest drop from the highs in history
biggest bull trap in history
greatest depression in history
All the news outlets are saying it is. Therefore it's not.
Is trading with $3k worth it?
>tfw when pattern day trade restrictions force you to choose between freedom and money
can someone explain to me how XOM is going up. I thought everyone said they were fucked because of their dividends
AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
>AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
>AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
>AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
>AUSTRALIA SAVED THE WORLD
I haven’t showered since the lockdown started.
The day I take a shower will be the day the market crashes down three circuit breakers.
>stocks gain value as fast as they lose value in a crash
>2020/2021
That’s weird, cuz my home value just spiked.
Glad to see I'm not alone yet.
bearish sign
Just a reminder that this is a massive bull trap
>zillow is ever right ever
with a leveraged instrument absolutely
I’m trading with $400 just to learn stuff
If you would be ok losing $3000 it’s fine.
Yes, sir.
>negative interest rates
>ownership transfer fees
>transaction fees
>transaction tax next year
>25% capital gains tax
>no tax deferred accounts
>no option trading culture, certificates only
How do I invest living in this shithole?
People will start pulling out of their 401ks and their IRAs early......... they'll also get penalized for doing so.... thank god i don't believe in those "retirement funds" set up by the system
What else are you going to do with it? Savings accounts suck. Buy and hold some stocks. They'll be up 50% after a few months after the cold hysteria is over.
They're scaling back in order to save their dividends
Why shouldn’t I drop 1000 into CHK right now?
time to sell
>calling the virus covid19
journalists are so retarded and irresponsible
You’re picking between the freedom of trading with your own money and the restrictions of trading with someone else’s money.
absolute clown market
Another one to add to the list. We're now at 62 vaccines and 245 treatments.
Why not? I made around $300 from $2,500 in the last couple of weeks. Keep an eye on oil.
Everyone here switching from bear to bull is what makes me think this is the top. The same happened at the bottom, suddenly everyone was holding an inverse ETF.
Tomoyo > Kyou
So you're saying we can expect a New Paradigm!?
good to know, had 30k saved up for a down payment. decided to just put it in the market and risk it.
It’s pretty close. General sentiment is accurate.
Yes
Didn't they announce that they're keeping their dividends though? Just buy some then set an automatic stop loss if you're worried about jumping in. Chevron and XOM have been my main moneymakers recently.
>they'll also get penalized for doing so
CARES act lets you take money without penalty, provided you pay it back in 3 years.
IM FINANCIALLY IN THE SAME PLACE I WAS YESTERDAY
Now that we know Jerome and the feds will bail out the market from ever going red again, when is it ideal to sell Sqqq? I know I won't break even at $22 at this point. I'm thinking cutting my losses at 20.
RTX, NOC, or LMT?
>le tendies!
>le retard!
>le autist!
I wish wsb would stay in wsb
stop bragging
THIS JUST IN - AMERICAN DISCOVERS BULLETS KILL COVID-19 IN LAB. HUMAN TRIALS PENDING.
I want to buy my first stocks but it feels like a bad time.
HOLY SHIT OIL RIGHT NOW
(RUINED)
I got too greedy fuck. I guess I'm still up a few bucks so whatever. I'm out.
Ok I did it just loaded up 6200 more shares
Sell cash covered puts then.
>he thought 220 was the bottom
>I'm thinking cutting my losses at 20.
You wish
If it makes bears feel better, I truly believe markets will go down 10% next week after banks have to show earnings reports and we at last truly see how fucked up everything is, not saying in one day though, if we are at 300 then yeah we lose more like 20% of course.
Pretty much. When corona reemerges in the fall w/ a mutated strain... wew lad
does every pharma want to be in the news, how many vaccine do we have now?
Is RTX actually an undervalued good play or is it a meme stock
I'm 100% /cash/
degiro
>he didn't buy the oil meme dip
This is all my own money. Robinhood forces all options to be traded in margin accounts. My IBKR account has been waiting over 2 fucking weeks to be approved.
Possible. But we are going up further first. Just far enough and long enough to kill your puts.
Undervalued as a long hold. Short term who fucking knows.
You have to go back.
No you didnt. Dont listen to retards. The market was inflated before the drop and now its even more inflated. Things will get bad.
and its crabbing
FUCK THIS RETARDED MARKET
IT DOENST MATTER WHAT I BUY
I FUCKING LOSE
FUCK THIS BULLSHIT
>Just far enough and long enough to kill your puts.
That already happened, everyone is bullish now.
>meme stock
RTX is Raytheon, Pratt and Whitney, and Collins. Read some history, youngin.
>is it undervalued
The P/E says so
I day traded 100 shares of $DAL today for the first time and made $15 on the spread. My question is can orders of like 500 get just as easily filled as 100? I want to buy after earnings tomorrow I can't imagine the results will impact Delta positively
you like that
Should sex offenders just kill themselves?
It's fine, just the whole market if gonna go bearish soon and it'll probably get dragged down with it. Plus they make alot of civilian aviation stuff, which isn't hot right now.
This isn't crabbing. It looks ready to breakout in 15-30 mins if it can retest the highs.
how do i learn elliott waves
Everything happens overnight now. Jews forcing us to gamble overnight, then when enough of us are in, they dump it.
check the order book
How do you actually execute an options contract? I'm just playing with the investopedia simulator for now. I've bought a call and a put contract just to learn how it works. I can sell the contracts themselves, but I can't see an option anywhere to actually execute the contract. Do I have to wait for the expiration date to do that? I was under the impression that I had the right to execute the contract at any time before expiration?
ye
defend it all you want cuck.. it was a system designed to keep you in the market
This is the redpill
Place your bets.
you mean break down. RSI massively overbought on the 4h
What are you saying this means? Its a fake pump?
>the full might of the chink government couldnt cure bat aids
>a few shitposting aussies could
Bought puts on ZM. This shit has been going down since its peak at 150. Its below 110 now.
well duh, massive bleeding incoming. sell while it is still high.
That's what my hospital calls it
I'm not defending it you retard, I'm telling you how you're wrong.
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Small bombs can kill coronavirus.
Based
based
Bear markets often have 20% rallies in them. Many think this is one. But it also is a strange market. We only dropped because of the corona panic. If the virus is dealt with there may be no further drop. Especially if no big company goes bankrupt this time like Lehman Brothers did last time.
Is the RSI ever not overbought during huge rallies? Selling pressure has been fading all day and the short term technicals look good.
when is it time to seel it?
KOS IS BELOW A DOLLAR LOL EASY MONEY NOW
oh yeah because everyone wants to search for loop holes to jump through to get their money... sounds brilliant
I'm buying SPXS after 11:30 if we don't tank 4%. Beargang is dead. Maybe on Thursday I'm back to bear but fuck this. Lost so much today and yesterday I need some gains, overnight gambles are what the Jews want so fuck it here we go
Pompeo is speaking rn
>trump fires watchdog overseeing stimulus package effectively giving himself no consequences in manipulating the market
wtf i love crime now
>We only dropped because of the corona panic
Imagine believeing this
At least for now money is coming out of bonds and into stocks and they are highly correlated. So if you're looking for a reversal in stocks, you should at least check if bonds are confirming.
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS
orange man bad
relax... just think in somethink and do the oposit, that will give you 80% of winning
Should I buy or wait until the end of the month?
>replaced
>THE VIRUS IS SLOWING DOWN GUYS
>BULLTRAPS DONT EXIST
>TECHNOLOGY AND SHIET IS GOING TO SAVE US ALL
>TRUMP IS GOING TO OWN THE LIBERALS
>WHAT IS A "DELEVERAGING?"
>We only dropped because of the corona panic
Lmao what? How do you possibly believe that?
How retarded are you. It's not a loophole, do you even know what CARES is?