Clown market edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
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>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
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my peenus weenus
Gotta get my gets before my gets get gotten.
>Ford up 7% today
I told you guys, these boomer stocks have bounce potential.
Anime
Lost 2$ per stock on BNTX today (stop-loss)
Bought MRNA for 32.25
Looking into INO to buy dip.
Why do I keep getting myself into Biotech?!?
How do I fight the FOMO of the WuFlu treatments and vaccines?
Also, anyone checking out ZM dropping like a fly after news of security problems?
>my country's market closes so I can't buy or sell US ETFs anymore
>SPY pumps the minute it fucking closes when I bought shorts at the top
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jerome finally got to the office! Printers are coming in!
Is Boris Johnson dying tonight priced in?
By the time I saw a profit I was already a man
For me it's anime OPs.
Cuomo is on. Stonks go up.
SQQQ with 4k in good idea now frens?
l am long in oiI with 10k and need a counter weight.
And it was nothing to me but blinding
GREG IS MY FUCKING GUY
would you rather have 10 shares of KO or 1 share of TSLA? currently have a TSLA share but im seriously fomoing on KO
put in all on Enron baby
>volume this low
i see these nhentai new tags lmao
>anime
savanon, when will your picks pay off
Why yes, I bought CCL when it was $7. How did you know?
If you enjoy anime and you're not from japan you have autism
That means no one is selling. Better increase those bids if you want to buy.
don't say that
How long until New York goes full Division mode?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so should i sell my energy stocks on wednesday and then buy for the dip? im new
Mmmmmh i love Nagatoro
am I the only one that's worried about going into calls? market looks so fragile right now.
I will not FOMO
I will not FOMO
I will not FOMO
Just buy a few oil puts, consider it dump insurance.
has there ever been better divine karma then new york getting fucked into the ground?
yes I bought the dip, how could you tell?
oooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's already there, baby. Gangs robbing grocery trucks, arson, you name it.
it appears i tried to short the bottom again :-(
Germanwings just collapsed
First airline here. Which one will be next?
What is this? A volume for ants?
Are May 1st USO calls too aggressive? When is a good date to predict oil deals make oil prices go back to 40?
It's ok bearbros
It's not over yet
Bear flag
Why is coronavirus so racist?
It's this easy.
how much will the economy crash when people realize if your immune system is too weak then you have corona forever like we've been seeing occasionally in china, korea, and japan?
Can't wait for tomorrow.
Is Nintendo shill here? I want to talk about the company.
My Governor just extended the "Stay at Home" Order until the end of the month.
If I lose my job because of this dumb bitch I'm going to be absolutely furious. These fucking retards have no nuance or foresight in their policy, it's just "SHUT IT DOWN LOL" and they think they're doing us all a big favor. If I can't get a job for the next year because you fucked everyone out of a job, then what the fuck was the point of all of this? There isn't a "one-size-fits-all" policy here for States. These Governors /State Governments are so used to being told what to do and blaming the Federal Government that when it comes to making drastic decisions that could have long-term effects on their State's economy, they just copy what bigger States are doing (which is the completely WRONG move for my small, poor as fuck State where unemployment is already a major issue). Despicable. And yes, of course she's a fucking Democrat.
Is that the reason for the rally?
Yes white people forced blacks get get obese with diabetes and high blood pressure while smoking Newport’s from the age of 10
This market is so exhausting
It's over Bobo
Today Im giving my covered call strat another try
F 4.89 sold $4 calls at .90 (+.01)
CCL 11.85 sold $9 calls at 2.99 (+.14)
KSS 17.17 sold $14 calls at 3.89 (+.72)
They go up, I already made profit.
They go down Im covered up to -20%.
The reason why I'm bullish on the market is I talked to my mother (who is an actuary and manages a decent sized pension fund) and she said pension liabilities being wiped off the books from dead boomers is more than enough to cover the dip in the market.
Michigan?
>SQQQ $15
Or exclusively living in cities
I wouldn't do anything earlier than september.
>China reports no new virus deaths for the first time since January.
wow
Anybody a hint for a solid industry ETF for Infrastructure construction and probably PPP/Maintenance etc?
New Mexico
everyone in britain apparently gets it forever
Y'all getting in on this?
buy more
>GardaWorld food delivery services
bojo dead
>dow up
>vix up
China is going to get nuked by India