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Guess who's back?
anime
Was this post prophetic?
Just went all in on Boeing. How fucked am I?
These threads are moving too fucking fast
better hope for a bailout
EVERYTIME I BUY THE MARKET TURNS AT EXACTLY THAT MOMENT WTFFFFFF BOGDANOFFS
Why not just bu straddles at this point?
we will have huge swings in the coming weeks either way...
kek i forgot to update the last thread when i copy pasted.
previous thread
no, it's common sense brainlet
Two trailer park girls go round the outside...
The day belongs to him.
Posting for newbros to not fall for dividend traps.
These are literally good divvys right now. Ford even suspended their divvy payments for Q1, but you'd still get them with this bond
Where only an hour into the day and volume is already around 25% of total average volume and it's dumping. Not a bull sign.
I think yesterday made it obvious this wasn't a recovery rally.
Yes.
>You dip? Are a user
>bought the you really brainlet
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN
if you're worried about dividend cuts to a majority of your companies, you chased yield instead of potential growth
The comfiest companies to own are probably JNJ, PG, and KO
>Crashing this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS
I went short and bought SQQQ when SPY was at $230. I trusted you guys when you said we weren't finished dumping. I trusted you guys when you said the bottom was easily below SPY $200. You guys completely fucked me. I lost a huge chunk of my retirement accounts and savings. You guys don't know shit and are a joke.
where’s faggot 2 scoops with his gay ass bullposts
round the outside, round the outside...
not so fast bobo
This dump feels 2 days too early. You really want to fatten up moomoos for the whole week to get a lot of steak at EOW
Or maybe its too predictable to do it there?
>thinking the gov't won't bailout a section of the gov't
only tankies genuinely think Boeing won't get bailed out
does anyone elses trade software and cnbc livestream keep freezing the fuck up
THIS LITERALLY THIS HOLY SHIT IM RUINED
Peter Schiff only makes podcasts on red days. 2scoops only posts on green.
Reminder
listening to other people make it easy to overlook your own incompetence
DYOR you inept bitch
wtf are you using? it's tos or nothing dumbass
Threadly reminder that dividends aren’t being paid.
Dude, when more than a few people come together in a public forum thinking they have it all figured out, there are pros that are already 10 steps ahead.
Is this supposed to mean they were trying to sneak in or grinding him like a stripper?
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>File: dividends are your fren.jpg (21 KB, 423x245)
DO I BUY SASOL?
just because the market is open, it doesn't mean you have to buy or sell user
People have been saying "X will be a bloodbath" every fucking day for a month now user. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath nothing happens. Monday will be a bloodbath, nothing happens. Friday will be a bloodbath, next week will be a bloodbath, after the news it will be a bloodbath...
Etc, etc.
Nothing ever fucking happens and there won't be another massive dip ever again. This is the bottom user, you'd be stupid to short after a 40% drop. The bear has gone back to sleep.
Aqua best girl
>>thinking the gov't won't bailout a section of the gov't makes you a tankie
Wait, explain user.
Boeing itself doesn't want the bailout and like 80% of its business is private.
Idk about the carnival bonds dude, bankruptcy is an actual possibility for them.
Why would you use your retirement account for this? I lost a few thousand on SDOW myself, but I'm only playing with my regular brokerage account. And I'm back in short positions as of open today.
buy rope you faggot
i am using tos keeps chugging
must be my shitternet
>user bought?
this is literally hot hand fallacy you fucking moron
>DO I BUY SASOL?
Its Priced in
Any of the oil majors announce cancellations of divvys yet? Im expecting some will soon.
haha line goes up then they goes back down
kill yourself fatass
>18334411
okay thx
The Saudis just spent billions on them
no company doesn't want free money
why wouldn't they want the bailout? are there strings attached? I can't see orange man doing that
Alright, I want some calls. What are other anons thinking?
Yeah, and banks too. Interest rates are too low, they’re burning through cash
Megumin actually, and the movie confirmed it.
it wouldnt be so bad if the kikes would let me day trade. then i could make more consistent, smaller moves. but since i have to conserve my trades i end up buying at the wrong times and getting stuck in positions FUCK THIS
>buy the dip bro!
>this is the bottom
>cheapies!
DOOMP EEET
Congress gets to shit it up like always. They're afraid of strings being attached but we'll see i suppose.
They survived 2008 and you'd only need it for 2 years or 6 months. Bondholders are first to be dispersed if RCL goes under. Someone will want those ships. A competitor or a tanker company, etc.
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Anonymous (ID: Ist4blJK) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:36 No.18334301▶no, it's common sense brainlet
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Anonymous (ID: P2z9rABR) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:41 No.18334303▶ Two trailer park girls go round the outside...
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Anonymous (ID: 0TZuznGm) 04/07/20(Tue)10:27:46 No.18334306▶File: 158338522ur into the day and volume is already around 25% of total average volume and it's dumping. Not a bull sign.
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Anonymous (ID: xTdf9uN3) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:08 No.18334317▶I think yesterday made it obvious this wasn't a recovery rally.
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Anonymous (ID: WjCkvh3y) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:19 No.18334320▶Yes.
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Anonymous (ID: VPP1FVvJ) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:21 No.18334322▶>You dip? Are a user
>bought the you really brainlet
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Anonymous (ID: ems1Afu8) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:22 No.18334323▶ File: dividends are your fren.jpg (21 KB, 423x245)
21 KBdend cuts to a majority of your companies, you chased yield instead of potential growth
The comfiest companies to own are probably JNJ, PG, and KO
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Anonymous (ID: RYn+WEE0) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:47 No.18334331▶ File: 1585578135939.jpg (258 KB, 677x674)
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>Crashing this market... WITH NO SURVIVORS
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Anonymous (IDQ when SPY was at $230. I trusted you guys when you said we weren't finished dumping. I trusted you guys when you said the bottom was easily below SPY $200. You guys completely fucked me. I lost a huge chunk of my retirement accounts and savings. You guys don't know shit and are a joke.
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Anonymous (ID: hXnutqId) 04/07/20(Tue)10:28:56 No.18334334▶where’s faggot 2 scoops with his gay ass bullposts
>>Hi) 04/07/20(Tue)10:29:05 No.18334338▶
round the outside, round the outside...
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Anonymous (IDuznGm) 04/07/20(Tue)10:29:16 No.18334340▶
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not so fast bobo
Are you implying that rebbit have made some solid gains?
Options are too expensive unless you get lucky and want to own the stock.
stop asking retards on this board for investment advice, just flip a coin you'll get the same result
Jesus, RSI way oversold. Is this a moon shot or euphoria?
but
is
it
priced
in?
wrong
I think her may be talking about that fact that Boeing is a military contractor. It contributes a lot to the DOD's R&D.
bullish post
Now i'll admit I don't know the first thing about tanker construction
But it doesn't seem practical to me that a fucking cruise liner could be cheaply converted into a tanker
clown market
it's the bottom of a dead cat bounce
Does this clown market look different if you're managing hundreds of millions of dollars?
JBLU
I just sold a bunch of stuff so moon shot confirmed
President doesn't control taxpayer monies. Congress ALWAYS attaches strings, that's why the big (and medium) energy players are shunning bailouts.
So do people that don't trade Tesla just hate money or....?
When will this constant clown/crab market end?
I want some epic 10+% dumps
3-5k poorfags report in
>jeb surges
>market crashes
Will he be the savior we've all been waiting for?
Buy more ccl?
They’re not the right size either, many cruise liners can’t fit through the Panama Canal, which is essential for tankers or shipping ships
reporting
I hate being poor... I'm trying to change my life around now though. Putting 200 every 2 weeks into stocks.
Also being a leaf is shit... Any other poor leaf bros out there?
You guys should have listened and bought CX when it was under 1.70 a share. Now you are going to miss a +50% rally.
Space X ever gets a proper stock filing TSLA will tank overnight
Not using questrade fellow leafbro?
Lol
They wouldn't be converted, either sold to a competitor or scrapped. Carnival isn't going bankrupt though, worst case would be they cut ships or drop one of their other lines. The industry may take a while to bounce back, but they'll survive.
Dorkness is the worst girl, I can at least respect Aqua as a choice
praying the republicans can get the strings removed in exchange for bigger checks then
jerome can keep his printing job longer and I win twice :)
It is the only reason I can think of that the Saudis dumped billions on them yesterday. If nothing else maybe to just scrap them entirely.
>buy VOO at opening
>set 1% stop loss on the purchase
>RH executes the stop loss at a price above my purchase price
I'm not mad about making money but dang RH seems so erratic. seems like a mess.
Darkness is a shit character.
Her only joke is being abused and larping as a masochist. But as soon as anything happens in that direction she starts to act like a pure maiden and is shell shocked by the thought of hand holding. Whole arcs are written with a bipolar plot about her liking and hating her situation when she is confronted with some old fat guy to marry.
She becomes unbearable in the source material.
SpaceX goal isn't making money though. It is getting to Mars.
Right here u have about 1500 and change in my account right now but no fucking clue what to buy
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I put all my money in AAL thinking go big or go home
But I'm starting to regret that decision seeing as how I can make money by trading.
FILL ?ThE FUCKING ORDER
Yeah I think this is just the saudi's demonstrating some awareness that they need to diversify their industries. You see those other oil rich countries building megaresorts and shit like that
>praying the republicans can get the strings removed
The Dems were literally seeking to protect the airlines from GOP strings. You really don't understand how this game is played.
>SPY trading volume almost nothing
There are algos that want to dump now and algos that want to dump on Thursday. lel
stops get run by sweeps and RH sells your order flow so they would post the stop instead of holding it on their end.
>gg on the profits tho
why is it falling bulls? wasn't it supposed to go up forever????
hello bulls??????????
Trading what
>questtrade
>call cops on you for complaining
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Can't they just rescue the military side and leave the airline part on it's own?
>Greatest buying time of probably my entire life
>Real chance of being unemployed within 2 months
I have 20k in the bank, 3k in stocks, 1k in shitcoin and in July I have to pay 5k in taxes. Do I fomo put another 5k in or pay off student loans?
Hope you jews got your KO.
Here we go amd puts
as soon as you hit enter it pumped
you just proved in this 1 post that you've never been with a teasing "punish me" masochist
also I haven't read the source material because holy shit imagine bothering to read the source material for such an obvious cash cow franchise, you gonna read the bofuri manga next?
Why wont boeing just tank already
VIX up after 2% move? Fug this. I'm cashgang until this sorts out.
There should be strings. Why are my taxes going to bailout private companies?
literally me with a sell order.
It would be the most unlikely day for a circuit breaker
Oh shit, volume slowed to a crawl.
>wait 30 minutes for the price to drop to a certain point
>say fuck it and buy
>mfw price drops below the point i wanted seconds afterward
Pay off your loans first asap, don't let that shit follow you. Once you're free from debt you can literally do anything with your money and not have to worry about it looming over your head.
Wrong.
You own TSLA stock for the purpose of saying you own TSLA stock. Like Yahoo back in the 90s. You own the stock of the most hip, cutting edge company in the tech space or at least as it is perceived. Nothing justifies its stock value for cars. Investors are really investing in Elon.
SpaceX is the new hotness and a listing for that would be where you put your worship money to Elon, not TSLA.
Just the flu bro
twitter.com
Ford and Boeing could literally assassinate the President and they'd still get bailed out. Muh hundreds of thousands of jobs and national security.
>planned to buy on open
>dog takes a shit on the carpet
Fucking dodged a bullet. Thanks partner.
Don't be a faggot and make threats
>you just proved in this 1 post that you've never been with a teasing "punish me" masochist
Thank god
Imagine the maintenance
Student loan repayments have been canceled for the next few months, atleast in BC. Got a notice in the mail to cancel my automatic repayments by studentaidbc
>13 people died of corona in columbia
The crypto-brain play is to max out your student loan limit and donate it all to Bernie Sanders. When he inevitably wins he'll wipe all the debt!
And just like that , we will never go above 24K ever again.
Share the biggest financial mistakes you've made during the Corona Crisis (so far). I'll start:
>realize back in early February that Corona-chan will absolutely rush over the globe now that the revised R0 data is confirmed
>want to profit
>too lazy to buy large quantities of masks, also slightly paranoid they might get confiscated
>know nothing about stocks, I just come to Yas Forums for the memes, don't know how to "short", the brokerage that is attached to my regular bank account can only buy/sell stocks anyways due to the "low risk pledge" I selected when I opened the bank account (don't ask, it's some weird government regulation)
>not sure if crypto will go up or down ("store of value thesis" was still considered a possibility at that time)
>ponder buying gold but don't commit
>the only thing I'm absolutely certain of at this point is that 100.000s of people will die from the Corona virus
>What stock can I buy that is guaranteed to go up when much more people die than usual?
>sudden spark of genius
>type "public company funeral" into google
>Google results shows Park Lawn Corporation
>perfect!
>buy 18.000€ worth of their stock at 23$ price (this is half of my net worth)
>now I just have to wait in my bunker (have prepped pretty decently, can survive until August with 0 human contact) and watch the price go up
>shit finally hits the fan in March
>go to my account to watch my gains, didn't even have to short hehehe
>Park Lawn Corp (PRRWF) somehow down 50%
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>apparently in the bizarro world of the stock market a company that runs cemeteries and crematoriums LOSES value when more people die
>If I had bought 18.000€ of Boeing on that same day I'd be down less
Just coof the virus directly into my throat please, I give up.
FUCKING
read the fcking thread, he didn't make any threat, they just wanted him to remove his negative comment and sign an NDA
on second thought, selling is a really bad idea
I'm gonna hold on
Reee why the fuck is boeing tanking right now
>Think stats are accurate for 3rd world countries with barely any testing kits
it's definitely a chore i'll admit that
I have $19.44 leftover.
wat do?
FOMO boomer retards
this market is retarded. why does the fed even pump money? why not increase all tickers by 1% every day.
fucking tell me about it. you culd literally ride a trend and make short low risk plays for small profits. fuck the day trade rules
Boeing
based patriot
seriously though fuck the chinks
put all of your money into SQQQ like everyone else on this board :^)
Literally free money.
Start index DCA in late january.
I started investing on Friday with $300 and I'm up to $370
Is this pretty good? Or is every stock going up and it's not that impressive?
Either way it's nice. If I had kept that money in the bank it would still be $300
I went from 60k to 580k and now I'm down to 100k account value. I thought it would keep falling harder than it really did. I didn't expect the massive spike days to be like they were based purely on Trump tweets. God damn clown market.
imagine spending money for stocks of companies that produce luxury material goods during a pandemic
you deserve it
Social media is a blight on society
Don't worry, it'll be $200 by the end of month
That's a threat brah. They can point out he caused damages by seeing others in there saying they are leaving. You think you can win, sad.
he's capitulating.... SELL SELL SELL
sounds like me...
Weekly deaths are actually down, so corona is giving them LESS business. No car accidents if everyone stays home for example.
1k to 100k to 0k
take that $370 out, never look back, and you'll be ahead of 99% of everyone else that ever gave "trading" a shot
The absolute lack of self awareness in that tweet
It's way more racist to convert "chinks" = "asian people"
this.
t. insurance
You did buy the bottom... right, user?
>Set reasonable buy price based on past five days based on moving average
>Bump it a little higher than common dips it's been seeing
>Stock never dips to that price ever again
Every-time I place a Buy order.
>I started investing on Friday with $300 and I'm up to $370
>Is this pretty good? Or is every stock going up and it's not that impressive?
Everything went up from Friday to today. Even stocks for companies that are basically dead like AMC, Macy's, and AAL.
It can still be possible to have made good decisions. What did you get?
walk your dog you incompetent caretaker
Yeah I bought the bottom of SQQQ
In the future when retro styles come back in style, this will be the 2020 look everyone is trying to cop.