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Boomer Investing 101:
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Thank God everything is returning to normal

Fuck this retarded board, I missed out on the bottom because you retards were saying there was further to go when we were down 30+%

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BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL
BVLL BVLL BVLL

kek

I have 5k to spend any good short plays for today? Or should I just hold my money

Learn the difference between a financial crisis and a natural disaster

nooooooooooo not my heckin putterino's! not my borkin bearin boi's!

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>another day where literally all the volume is in the first and last 15 minutes
Until the VIX goes down I am avoiding this general like the plague in between. Nothing but crossboard shitposters trying to force memes.

how do i gamma scalp?

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>short
>in eternal bull market
sounds like a great idea

that's what you get for trying to short a nothing burger

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Perfect time to go all in. Don't be discouraged.

this whole shitshow is still a crisis waiting to happen. too bad we don't get to see it pop this month.

Are we euphoric enough now that this has a chance of making a good run?

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>Boeing announced after hours that it is closing down it's plant in South Carolina for the time being
>Boeing stock moons

I'm somehow making money off this, but it literally doesn't make sense.

Just hold your money. It could likely end up 5-6% up again by end of day.

Canadians got the corona payouts already. TSX to moon today.
Americans get fucked, only your elites will survive. Your poor are dieing and your lands are literal hellscapes.
Feels so good to be a leaf!

ok fuck being bearish I am already printing longs

Well I'm ruined.
All short and all red.

which canadian stocks to buy ? fellow leaf here

I bought this piece of shit yesterday at the close, 22/5 SPX put.
It has lost 20% OVERNIGHT. Should I just cut my loss now or should I baghold this thing?

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If you have to rely on other people to do your trade, you're just as retarded.

>guy who got BTFO by the panicer IQ curve trying to save face.

The Russell hasn't broken out along with the rest of the majors yet. Read into it what you will.

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I sold yesterday. I didn't think there was any possible way it could go higher. Now I just have sit back and wait for a dip to play again. This is boring

>or should I baghold this thing?
tic toc 28 minutes

lmao

well, im gonna buy his morning even though i can feel the trap

>it literally doesn't make sense

HONK HONK

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Last pic should be jpow

What part of priced in do you idiots not get. It’s two words and 8 or 9 letters

So this is my first day in the market now that I managed to scrap a good chunk of extra cash. Is it a decent time to buy just to at least have a stake in the game even though it seems to be shooting up?

Anyone have a CNBC stream?

If you aren't making the biggest, most honestly nonsensical bullish gambles imaginable right now you must hate money

all these failed shorts and puts are literally whats saving the market right now

wtf i love bobos now

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Fuck yeah.

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This is just a fucking mass-hysteria and panic buying.

Nothing is solved, nothing improved.

Prepare to be rekted and justed.

These fake gains can't sustain forever.

If you have the time and patience, ride the swings.

There goes my theory about this whole corona thing being a hoax to get Boeing out of their shitty union contracts in Washington.

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who is waiting for a tweet from another e-thot about which stock she should buy on this dip?

not yet user

pls just tell me what to do, this is the first option I've ever traded. I didn't even know I was spending $3200, I thought it was just $32. I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing, I'm just a retard who made more money than he deserves from crypto.
Tell me what to do with this thing and I'll do it.

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>implying I'm not locking in my gains with stop-losses

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That's pretty much all days

It's not too late mate :)

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My meagre savings would make 15k profit in like three years if I take the most optimisitc targets into account
That's ridiculously low and gives me maybe 4 months of neeting

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>he cant distinguish redditors from bizraelites
ngmi

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Milestone pharm worth holdin onto? Already made money off them but hard to tell their ceiling

If you're as big a retard as you say and seem, stay the fuck away from options

I am sure you will lose more today, but I am not sure if you will make up something tomorrow

AMD baby

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its not too late man go long with max leverage

should i hold SDOW? bought at $39

Fuck, feels good to go up 6% overnight.

virus going away

SPY 300 by easter

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This is a fraudulent market. Worse unemployed than the fucking great depression means stocks should be valued at June 2019 levels? LOL. I thought you guys said Bitcoin was the manipulated market?

Agree

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This is a twofer here.

Adam Neumann is not getting his billions, despite making a biz approved move.

Also I guess using a hospital like a cruise ship is not a smart move for an airborne virus...lol

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Just bought $1000 worth of CHK AMA

You gotta realize, it's not just that you saw that post. You agreed with that post and you decided to take action. Stop trying to place blame on anyone but yourself

Bobo takes out a smug little crab and reaps the consequences.

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im so fucking stupid for buying when its gonna drop hard at open, but i need to get in RTX ASAP

unemployment is a lagging indicator, but i think retards don't realize that because it's a state mandated unempoloyment, it's leading. this isn't a typical business cycle and we're going to be eating this lockdown until the employed and unemployed are confident in spending.

>IB
imagine using a brokerage that charges you fees

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If you have the capital, don't do options.

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the biggest reason why people get their shit pushed in by the stock market is that they look for stocks that went from $5 to $15 in a single day and they say to themselves
>WOW!
>HAD I JUST BOUGHT IT THEN
>AND SOLD IT THERE
>I WOULD BE LIKE
>A MILLIONAIRE

Yeah well, if you were able to see into the future, just play the lottery and be done with it.

bob michele spitting knowledge on bloomberg rn