Fuck this bullshit pump it's literally impossible to pump with record unemployment and this world situation...

Fuck this bullshit pump it's literally impossible to pump with record unemployment and this world situation. Massive dump before the end of April.

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Every situation is already priced in

>This is a sucker's rally.

>Governments and businesses taking leaps in digitalization because people are quarantined in their homes and contact with humans or objects touched by others (eg. cash) are kept to a minimum
>This is bearish for crypto

Denial

Yup. Literally nobody sitting here thinking "Oh golly I bet the unemployment numbers next week will look great!, I bet corporate profits will be up too!"

that situation is priced in

if that were the case, then why did we ever hit sub 20k on the Dow? What has changed? Are we somehow better now than then?

There are overbought and oversold situations due to FOMO mania/panic. I say DJI gains another 1.5k points before we start dumping again. SPY will hit ~$280 then we turn back downwards once people realize we still got months of this shit.

All these failing businesses wont suddenly be re-opening. This downturn is going to take years to recover from.

Trump is literally saving the economy you dumb fuck. Stay poor

while this might sound weird but consider the possibility that the massive brrrrrr-ing and the fact that the economy was doing fine just before Corona-chan might be the reason that after economies stop this nonsense and lift the quarantine, the economy will start to recover too. all while covid takes a few unproductive boomers with itself as well.

according to MD doctors corona is a hoax there is no such a thing and swindle is for nothing. Actually for grabbing tax money to solve nothing. there is also founds bonds that specializes in solving "crisis" and sell insurance against corona virus knowing that there is no virus. Generous help foundations with even more generous interest rite from tax payers pockets. =O) nothing new, competition of lie and usury, greed is good and drive capitalism.

why the fuck do americans think it all revolves around them?

Corona might last another year at this rate so don't worry, eventually they'll BRRRRRR the money to shit

Capitalism is voluntary. Anything a taxation based government does is not.

>an economic and political system in which a country's trade and industry are controlled by private owners for profit, rather than by the state.

Who is controlling everything right now? Not private owners.

>Capitalism is voluntary
I didn’t vote for it

Because it does. Can you imagine a world without America?

kys Chang. The world will not forgive this bio attack on the free world

bubbles are irrational, we are in a bubble and has been for a while.. i don't think the Corona virus has managed to prick the bubble, regardless of the "crash", we are gonna see dow +50K within a couple of years.

chinese bulls are pumping this shit and not waiting for your cuckbucks

im new to all this and waiting for the right moment to invest some measly pennies ive got. I hope i'm right in assuming that the real "crash" is yet to come

>I hope i'm right in assuming that the real "crash" is yet to come
Yes just wait to Jamal can't pay the rent and has to stab and kill to survive t.2 weeks from today

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>im going to keep betting against the money printer because i have more money they he does
sounds really stupid when you put it like that.

>priced in

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Why wasn't it priced in in Feb?

That was part of the pricing

>18329898
>swindle
I look for this guy every night

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It's like buying Venezuelan stock pre 2017
We're going to be rich!

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What changed was the federal reserve rates and reserve requirements
Money isn't backed by anything and they removed the remaining rules that kept 10% of depositors money on reserve
So it went from fractional reserve to no reserve
The treasury merged with the Fed and printed like 4 trillion dollars and are planning on more

There so much money now

Nigger the show is debt based
That means these people are most likely indebted to the system because it's only only way to navigate it
You don't think the ones with most to lose wouldn't play the game

>Jamal can't pay the rent

Nigguh Jamal ain't never paid rent in his life.

You don’t get it

>massive inflation means technical stock increase

>Boeing goes up to 200 dollar value
>200 2020 dollars is worth 100 2018 dollars

You see? It’s all a shell game

honestly, no idea what joke this "stock market" is these days with such volatility, its getting as retarded as crypto. massive dump suddenly, economy goes to shit, projected for months, and then it pumps? maybe I'm just too retarded after all to understand it.

I think retards don't understand that it will be ongoing for months.

honestly, no idea what joke this "stock market" is these days with such volatility, its getting as retarded as crypto. massive dump suddenly, economy goes to shit, projected for months, and then it pumps? maybe I'm just too retarded after all to understand it or retards don't understand that it will be ongoing for months.

maybe average TA just makes more sense in the end than "outer conditions".

im waiting for the real crash. and if it aint happening it aint happening, i can live with that

this
nothing is priced in, the market is manipulated to all shit

>capitalism is voluntary
Lol wut

Same. I didn't buy the dip for this reason. If it doesn't crash I'll be pissed.

>crashes 50% in a day
>i'm waiting for the real crash
yeah ok

Imagine believing a couple of years of recession, massive unemployment and thousands of companies going broke has already been priced in

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Just yanked 140k out and bought bitcoin. Fuck your faggot market I'm done.

>Buys the top
the Yas Forums way

And that's a good thing

Because in the end America is all that really matters sadly. It was a hard pill for me to swallow but now I just direct my efforts at finding a way to get citizenship there.

t. Poor eurofag

I love this priced in meme

>it's literally impossible to pump with record unemployment and this world situation

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NASDAQ, the sole index that matter, never crash that much. At best it went back to the levels of 6 months ago, in October or November. Wooop, such a crash.

I hate this meme. More unemployment this week. Businesses still closed. No way 6+ million people get hired back in under 1 months time. Have you ever applied for a job!? They take at least a month to hire you in general.

I'm not not gonna fomo in and get left bagholding when reality sets sets in and they rush for the fire exit. However user if you're so sure why not go all in? That's right you aren't.

...that's because their currency hyperinflated. Doesn't really mean much when 1 share pumped 10,000% but selling it is still equivalent to being only able to buy a single bar of chocolate like prior to the pump.

fpbp

Also this. Not gonna be the guy who gets left bagholding. If I miss it oh well not about to risk it when it's obviously being manipulated upwards. The charade can only go on for so long. Plus I don't wanna be buying on the equivalent of the pump after the dump wherein it eventually went down long term, pic related.

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Because we are the best

Trump is neither helping or hurting the economy. The fed is fucking it hard without lube and we're all doomed.

>What is QE

It's not the top

> it's literally impossible to pump with record unemployment and this world situation

Check the charts, Bobo.

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we did it for 12 straight years why stop now

it's priced in

This. Sorry OP, you're not smarter than the market and you're sure as shit not smarter than the overseers of the market. You think they're going to just stand by and let the market collapse? You think those overseer institutions don't have total power and dominion over the markets? Where do you think you are?

thanks bobo, just bought more calls