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(Cross-thread)
you just know
reminder to sell before they announce Boris died
it's just a flu. we'll put 6 million people back to work in a week and everything will be like normal again.
I shaped recovery. Buy now or be left behind forever.
Reminder that bears are soibois and the only thing you should be buying right now is SPXL
GOOG is criminally undervalued
fuck ttg
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That's extremely bullish though. UK might rejoin the EU with him gone and markets will skyrocket.
If you really believed in the bull, you'd just buy calls and make triple the money. Not just half assing with a leveraged ETF.
Also, anyone not buying in or buying calls right now is missing out. This is pretty much euphoria for the market.
Can somebody plz redpill me on why not to sell an April 24 covered call of BP @0.34
GORE! GORE! GORE!
SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
Strike price $31 forgot to mention that part
in the stock market, you big movers generally know things before you do. thats why selling options is risky as hell. the prices are often set by analysts using knowledge you dont have yet.
desu, thats why its easy to make money longterm on the market. all the prices are set by maniacs trying to make money as quickly as possible
so the crash is cancelled? should i just go long on MSFT AMD NVDA and some semis?
Apparently I got dividends from SDOW. I didn't know that was a thing.
>markets will skyrocket.
>one of the most important world leaders dying
we aren't anywhere close to the bottom. sell now and wait at least another week to buy.
goog
>youtube
full operational with producers still working
>everything else
productions all shut down, not to mention traditional TV doesn't have sports to carry it..
I made 75% buying a dumbass call yesterday after accidentally losing 25% in under ten minutes by buying a put
Are dogs bullish or bearish? I would assume english and french bulldogs are bullish, but then would karelian and russian bear dogs be bearish? Does it just depend on the breed?
>productions all shut down
I wonder who buys ads?
Youtube costs more to run than it makes btw.
I'm so fucking tired of this. I mean come on, futures up 3% on monday with a bull run literally all day followed by futures up 1.3%. Fuck dudes, there weren't even any wicks on the candles yesterday it was just straight up. Do bulls all memes aside think that this is sustainable?
But if my cost basis is below $31 and I'd be fine selling then I am not necesarrily losing either way. I could miss out on oppurtunity cost but it seems like I could sell the call to make an easy dollars and the only risk is selling the stock at an amount that is above my cost basis. 34/18 = $1.89 a day until expiry which is no pot of gold but it isn't nothing either.
I basically sat on the sidelines yesterday with 70% cash and 30% longs. I should have FOMO bought in the morning but I resisted. God damn this market is always one step ahead of me
Everyone of these hurt for customers places is going to be buying ads to get people back in the door.
Dogs as a species are bearish. If you’re out and about and a dog catches your eye in a such a way that is striking or feels significant to you, definitely buy puts.
Another limit up and another 7% gain day. Optimism is reaching ATH and profit taking will be made before OPEC announcement and long trading weekend. Trade accordingly
Last chance before the moon mission
So just checked the futures. What the flying fucking fuck is going the fuck on? Just why? I did the right thing going short, the rally yesterday was pure absolute bullshit. What is causing this? Surely it will go down by morning or pump and dump, right?
Maximum kek. Are you a professional clown?
>“The moon will rise on the evening of 7 April and burn brightly all night long. You may even see it cast moon shadows on the ground,” explains Zoltan Toth-Czifra, founder of Under Lucky Stars, in a statement emailed to Fox News.
IS SUPERMOON BULLISH OR BEARISH?!?!?!
Checked. I hate this market. I want off this ride, or maybe I want on this ride. I DONT KNOW ANY MORE
yes, the biggest joke is my returns
>newfag
>came here for the memes
>bought SQQQ
>whatamIgonnaeattonight.jpg
The bottom is months away buddy. There's enough things to float the market for another money or two. The infrastructure bill, fixing the oil crisis, lockdowns lifting, better infrastructure to handle coronavirus, cases peaking in the short term, unlimited QE, etc. The bottom will have to wait until enough debtors start defaulting to bring down organizations.
I made a nice $2k buying 260 SPY calls at open and selling off during the EOD pump. I don't think today will repeat the same thing though, so I'm just going to sit on some SPXL until Wednesday.
Stop trying to fight against the market and just follow the trend. You don't have to sell and short the top and buy the bottom to make money. Wait until sustainable bad news comes out before committing to a bearish position, or ease into a bearish position (and also that's at least out to June so you don't get raped by theta).
As i said, emotions switched from fear to hope and optimism over all. The Virus isn't that bad over all and business are reopening.
Check out Europe, Germany and Austria going back to normal in the upcoming days / weeks. Other countries will follow.
Oil crisis? Most likely solved as Russia, SA and US are looking for a deal.
I think we just gotta accept that tradinng both sides of the trade sucks, and just trade the bullish side buy buying the dips. Long/short game is hard. You fucking squidturd.
Thanks for a sound post.
Been lost and bleeding for a couple weeks now
DAX 4% plus, dear god this day will be as green as yesterday
>keep waiting, the crisis is nowhere near its peak they said
>the real crash has not even begun they said
>wait they said
>could have made tens of thousands by now if I bought on friday
kek'd hard again. I love this /sircus market general/!
I had queued up some 265 calls but they didnt go through so I went with slb and still made 75%. Free fucking money
I could change that all by taking some long positions at the open. I, and I alone, control the market. You want red? I’ll give you red.
2700 GET
Futures climbing, very interesting
I know that your ideology and emotions are standing in your way to make gains, but i am neither a bull or a bear, i am trading the market accordingly and if you don't see that over all the stance has switched, then i feel sorry.
Thats what you get for listening to /panic-niggers/ in these generals.
My sides!
NUUUUU FUTURES NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Should I buy more Antibe? If the trial is positive it basically doubles my money, right?
>options trading
Hahahaha. I already learned my lesson on that, but very nice try, Mr. Shekelberg!
This is what people said 8-13 days ago before the past weeks dump. We might be trending upwards overall, but it's a slow burn until the virus is bested. We'll see red again that gets SPY beneath where it currently is
options are often horribly priced and amazing deals
be greedy when others are fearful
oh yes. yes.
Big money niggers playing games mate, as soon as a pattern forms they're switching up to fuck shorts over
>people getting complacent
Lmao not even a month ago we reached ATH even though the signs were already there. Now it's repeating all over again. Maybe it's nice if you're doing shorts but I'd never hold a stock for over a week right now.
>Stop trying to fight against the market and just follow the trend. You don't have to sell and short the top and buy the bottom to make money. Wait until sustainable bad news comes out before committing to a bearish position, or ease into a bearish position (and also that's at least out to June so you don't get raped by theta).
What the heck do I do here?
Zwipe went up 20% today. I Keep coming here to tell you idiots about this stock and nobody listens. You would have made money.
Complacent? Half the thread is doomers like you. Complacency is when the whole thing is bull bull which bioshit gamble do I buy?
the majority of buying is by people looking out years in advance. That's not complacency at all. It's buying from fearful sellers getting out of companies at the worst time to do so.
Guys...am I gonna be ok?
youve persuaded me. go for it