/smg/ - Stock Market General: Peak Week EDITION

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/impregnation/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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First for woo hoo SYY!

who dat? frake news drone?

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I FLY LIKE STOCKS AND I TANK LIKE PLANES, YOU CAN CATCH ME IN THE RED IVE GOT $3 TO MY NAME

Its literally free money!

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How can I short vix?

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Second for all financial education you'd ever need is free on the internet. Never pay for anything. If anyone is keeping information behind a paywall literally just go elsewhere. Boom, you're now completely immune to all scammers in the world, congrats.

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blood moon tomorrow ! yay

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What stocks should I go all in on. Got sick and tired of how the market is moving erratically in addition to the fed pumping it. If this is the game they want to play I want to take advantage of it before they screw up and go into hyperinflation. What stocks should I go all in on with 15k?

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>playing wow
>silk market is very cutthroat with buyouts being big and the bidding prices tiny to bump their listings to the top of the auction board
>buy out all the randos with small buyouts at the top
>undercut main sellers by a few silver
>drop a fat 1s bid on their entire listing to make sure my shit is at the top and maybe get a few free stacks of silver if they're not paying attention
>some guy buys out half of my stock within minutes of this happening
GUYS A BULL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE IT'S HAPPENING

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Patience, bears. We're still in a big titty anime schoolgirl market.

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short tvix...

i really want some chicken tendies but i dont have any

inverse VIX etf like svxy
or write S&P etf puts, technically would track the same thing

BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
>BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
>BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
>BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
>BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!
>BEIJING ON TOTAL LOCK DOWN!

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where do i go to place bets on whether bojo lives or dies? if no where, then at least respond to this post with whether you think he will survive or die of covid, when it will happen, and how much you'll wager. maybe screencap it for later boasting.

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>none of the big boys were moving
>this pump
What was the point of it?

why does the government not want the stock market to ever go down?

So unbelievably bullish I taste bull semen

Wait a few days and then Apple.

to protect old people and their pensions maybe

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me banking on it being a limit down protection pump

sell otm options

are (((they))) whining because a SOLDIER did not behave like a soldier should? do they want to degenerate the military by this? i could imagine the lib (((media))) hates the military. they are more into fags, gender, sandpeople etc.

nice source
> 2019

Hey guys
*leans in*
Is it just me or are there a lot of FUCKING NIGGERS around here?

These are the lil zoomers you're trading against kek. I hope you haven't lost any money this week.

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Got in at 17.40 in SQQQ and it's up 2% in after hours trading. I'm feeling good

SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
>SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
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SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
>SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
>SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN
>SHENZHEN ON LOCK DOWN

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Bet she has some tremendous footpusy

>"Can I see it?"
>"...No."

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how comes trump knows "a lot about helicopters"?

what does it mean....

tru

how can you tell...

why are you stupid?

I'm gonna take a guess and say you're retarded?

>China has a three day weekend
>freak the fuck out
:|

dow going up or down?

DERETE THIS

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>why yes, I am a weaboo, how could you tell?

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where do you see 2020, or you forgot that we arent in 2019

Holy kek, that might be the funniest thing I've ever seen

I suppose as long as they think people will borrow more to consume more, the line will keep going up.

And they don’t think the Coronavirus shutdown and lock down will stop the music.

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>Just letting the slaves have a nice 3 day weekend during an economic collapse and pandemic.
>Everything is fine.

Is suicide for cowards?

Obviously down because it was up today.

>futures barely red after big green day
highly bullish now

No, it requires great bravery to choose to end your own life and go through the pain while doing so.

Depends how

You ever see that monk light himself on fire and not even FUCKING FLINCH

didn't they just have a national day of mourning or something?
I think they're trying to keep people home for a week to prevent 2nd wave

who knows man

Niggaboos are the real OGs.

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I meant it more on mid- midlong term.

hello, friend! sorry sir, but no niggers here im afraid! hahaha let's go eat some macaroni and cheese, shall we my good sir?

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>trump desperate to open everything up again
>second wave beginning in china

Going off the first time It looks like September/october is when the second wave will be in full swing in the U.S.

thats a mexican

WE GOT GREEN FUTURES

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Yes, it requires great bravery to persevere through the rough periods in your life, even though you main experience great pain while doing so.

Literally protecting boomers and rich people

Crashes are basically wealth transfers which is desperately needed for anyone under 40. Everything is inflated, imagine if people who are starting their careers (zoomers) or are in their prime working years (millennials) got some actual cheapies or the housing market finally crashed. Postulate

how i ascend from few profit to large profits?

google still underpriced relatively.

Link to this crazy bitches video?
compares a day this year to same day last year

On robinhood is a day trade buying and selling the same item on the same day, or buying and selling any items on the same day?

bigger risk

Is ccl and lk gonna be alright?

>Chotto matte u lookin kawaii AF my nigenpai

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That one minute candle has to be somebody really big. These are vertical pumps.

same item same day

can i go super risk?

TFW futures and long

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He'll live. It's not looking good, but I got calls on him pulling through. So does the rest of Britain for that matter. I was always hopeful for them breaking from the EU, as long as they play their trade deals right it'll be a great thing for them

just be patient
it's called compounding and it is a big deal

relatively to....

just got back from wendy's, what caused the massive green dildo on futures

Based DMV bro! I’ll give you a tip, we closed under 265 so we’re going to 190 before we breach 270 again. Buy puts at open and also FUCK NIGGERS.

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If you're young enough to recover once you lose everything

is that tyler?

>what caused the massive green dildo on futures

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>"Aigis-chan, pop a cap in his ass!"
>"You got it, my nigga-senpai!"

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BVLLISH

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Gates buying back in or something.

IMMA BET IT ALL ON ENRON

to market

BORIS IS DYING

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you must merge with him

Lol it's funny because black niggerz aren't normally anime xD I lulz'd

BUY LOGANS ROADHOUSE.


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