/smg/ - Stock Market General

Are my 4/17 puts fucked beyond repair?

OH NO BOJOS OUR HERD GOT TOO COCKY

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HOLY SHIT THAT PUMP.

oh my god, what have you done?

>yfw you're not a bear

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Yeah I'm thinking suicide right about now

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now is the time i go balls deep in sqqq

what the FUCK BOGGED

nuoh my god

seconding RTX

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No, not my shorts.

We got too cocky bearbros!

Time to prostitute off the girlfriend.

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soxl

WHAT THE FUCK

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WHAT IS GOING ON

stahp!
jeez I don't want to coom today I need my edge!

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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IT'S NOT STOPPING THE PUMP IS GOING TO 270

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

>buying high

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WHY DID I HAVE A LIMIT SELL ON MY HSU

THERE'S NO CONTAINING IT

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FIB LEVEL BROKEN

FIB LEVEL BROKEN

FIB LEVEL BROKEN

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OOOOIIILL

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY CRABBROS!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PUMP?

what the fuck did you buy

What the fuck???

fuck a random uk prime minister or whatever their bullshit title is over there.

weak ass country.

WTF WAS THAT?!?

>S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
>S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET
S&P HAS LEFT BEAR MARKET

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NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
>NEW PRINTER IN OFFICE
they got the laserjet working bobobros its over

Did someone just pump and dump the entire S&P?

SDOW
SHOULD I BUY IT

2 minutes until the REAL pump. GET READY JEROME IS GOING IN HOT.

get in there bud 90% of bears have dumped their sack

she cute

yeah. that looks about right.
taking suggestions on how to kms.

>this kills the bear

This pump is the most bearish sign possible.

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I sold all SPXS this morning to buy longs

I've already more than made up the loss I sold at

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WELL I JUST DUMPED EARLIER TODAY
DCA IN YES OR NO?

PUMP CAME RIGHT ON FUCKING TIME 10MINS BEFORE CLOSE WTF

maybe if they forgot the part where they dump it

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I see no indication of that. Also the supreme & powerful just plowed through resistance at 2630.

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Time to buy boys. Never seen a more bullish statement.

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idgaf anymore

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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
IT'S POOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG

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>7%
GET FUCKED, BEAR-KEKS

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This is ridiculous.

wtf lol i didnt check ticker the whole day because i already got knocked out in the morning, holy cow

would be 140% down lmao

PAHMP EEET!

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Its ok user, that money would have been spent on drugs or hookers anyway so it's not really like you lost anything. Just make more sensible investments from now on.

this fucking move. jesus christ

Accumulate REFR

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17%
>17%
17%
>17%
17%
>17%
17%
>17%

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>she

>British priminister about to die
>+2% pump
Corbyns at it again

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THE BEARS

JUST GOT ANALLY FUCKED

ITS OVER

CAPITULATION

COVERING

SQUEEZE

GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG GOOG

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HOUSTON WE HAVE REACHED ESCAPE VELOCITY. WE ARE LEAVING LEO

LMT is the greatest stock on the market, when you invest in LMT what you are really investing in the American Ideal.
LMT is not allowed to fail, when you invest LMT you are investing in the United States Air Force, the single greatest military group in existence.
When we start bombing muslims from space with kinetic bombardment, what company do you think will be buildling it? Thats right. LMT.
LMT has been the United States most trusted military contractor for such a long time, Fun Fact: LMT was the company allowed to reverse engineer technology off of crashed flying saucers!

LMT is a rock in this market, and its future is bright, the only reason not to buy LMT is if you are a poorfag and cant afford it. LMT is the past, the present, and the future.

NO CIRCUIT BREAKER IN THE LAST HOUR

This is obscene

FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON
FLY ME TO THE MOON
>FLY ME TO THE MOON

How shameless can they get with these pumps.

holy fuck. my life is fucking ruined

is it time to buy in now

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

Interesting. my prediction of DOW 27K by end of April isn't exactly impossible anymore. Although I really don't see it happening. More like remaining at these levels for the next month.

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FUCK THIS GAYASS PUMP

Yov better worship my altar years from now. Bvll.

Bvll.

BVLL.

SVRGE.

BVVVVVVVVVVLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BVVVVVVVVLLLLLLL. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

GET ME THE FUCK OFF THIS RIDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>8% green on the day the british PM dies
this is disrespectful

SIT ON MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

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Nah, Apple ain't buying DIS. They had a shot when Jobs was still alive (He was on DIS board of directors & a big shareholder) but they didn't take it. Also the stock price was way cheaper at that time to boot.

>7%
Dude you're behind on the times. A minute passed, we're at 8% now.

I'm actually disgusted.

AMZN about to hit 2000

haha good thing my puts already lost all their value...

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Jeesus this is a bit too much.

>just sold everything in my Roth and traditional IRAs
Still hodling in my non-tax advantaged accounts. I believe we're going to retest the March 23rd low.

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I AM FINANCIALLY RUINED

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anyone going short

>missed the bottom
>thats ok, I'll just dump that money into Alibaba & set myself up with a shit-ton of eBay inventory
You guys did have a plan B in case you missed the bottom, right?

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I TOLD YOU ALL TO BUY CALLS FRIDAY

SAY IT WITH ME!
PRICED.
IIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

MOOOOONING
SP500 ATH EOW

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SEC really needs to look into whats going on here. This is ridiculous

SDOW YES IR NO
GIMME AN ANSWER BIZ

i bought. so no.

RELOADING, ONE LAST PUMP INCOMING

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all in

>bought XOM at $40.01
>say "fuck It I'm going long haul"
>XOM proceeds to piddle around $40 for the rest of the day
>"well whatever, I'm going long"
>lay down
>XOM Pops in the last 5 minutes
>$40.70

I'm not going to act like I know what the fuck is going on

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JEROME DONT
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!

>+8%
>1700
>NEW
>RECORD
>HIGH

Just knocked vp some prime bear pvssies, so tight, so svccvlent. Proper bvll breeding bitches, yovr lineage erased. Bvllcocksvrge.

you know this shit isnt over user

all last week i told people to buy more SQQQ hheheheh, they are going to miss the biggest bounce in the history of capitalism

There are gonna be breakers tomorrow right haha

Yeah on the ES

Corona is officially a nothingburger. fuck you dumbass shorts

we really need bizzonaci back

I hope you boys bought the morning and sold the EOD pump. +15% realized for the day is comfy.

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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm going to commit suicide on my birthday anyways (July 26), I just wanted to throw money in for the memes honestly lol

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okay i went all in (1 share)

>The inevitable sell off this week will be delicious

Buy some puts bobros

You were saying?

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THE.
BULL.
IS.
BACK.

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Incoming dump to wipe out the whole week's gain.

over 60% for the day

Reminder, bad earnings are priced in.

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this lmao

REEEEEE I SOLD MSFT TOO EARLY REEEEEEE

>Dude you're behind on the times. A minute passed, we're at 8% now.
>8%
So I just made like $1,000 in 5 minutes.
Let's all just take this final minute to laugh at the bears.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Resistance broke. That triggers a lot of stop buy orders for cautious longs and stop outs for shorts.

Nevr listen.., stupid shitheads.

dont do it user
all pussies are warm and tight and it heaven coming deep in wombs

I AM FINANCIALLY SECURED

GOD BLESS THE BRRINTING PRESS

AND GOD BLESS THE GOLDEN BULL

Fucking nice. What did you do, yolo calls?

apology for poor english

when were you when bojo dies?

i was sat at home eating cheese and pickle sandwich when the phone ring

‘bojo is kill’

‘no’

>Coronavirus about to kill the UK prime minister
>1600 point gain

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS FUCKING DO THIS AT THE END

no you are not. Life isnt that bad

please god be a head fake.

BVLL!

BVLL!

BVLL!

Hope you guys sold out after that pump. Massive pump.

I bought calls friday

WTF i sold my calls 10 minutes before that spikes. Jerome give me some warning here man.

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you can already see the selloff happening. hope you took profits bulls :)

Don’t do it bro... we love you

bojo...

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its over bobo bros, moment of silence for our fallen comrades.

>that sell off volume at the end

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Eh, could have been better, just glad I'm not down 600 dollars like I was this morning lol

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Went into the day a bull and took gains, going into tomorrow a bobo at least short term. Nice day. Got some very nice SQQQ over the last hour.

You shall address me as RAT KING

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Oil stocks aren't going to really recover for another year at least.

already up 20% on my sqqq calls, easy 100% tomorrow morning

I'm nervous, someone reassure me please.

Honestly nobody cares about Fag Island.

Clown market bro. Stocks only go up.

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Bulls you sold right? You didnt get too... greedy right?

I AM STIL LALIVE GUYS. MY STOP LOSS AT 22.940 WASNT HIT.
FUCK YOU JEROME, EAT SHIT

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unironically this

So you can open cheaper shorts for tonights news and tomorrows open

MAMON IS SATISFIED
....FOR NOW

>drop 1% in the final minute
what did spy mean by this

ccn.com/the-dow-is-surging-thats-terrible-news-for-stock-market-bulls/

CLACK CLACK CLACK

youtu.be/4OO4hL8Ux2M
soundtrack of the moment

>he bet against the new world

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the fucking legend he actually did it

The next week:
>Boomers hear on the news virus is leveling off
>stock market soaring
>they all FOMO in and drive it higher
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 4.86%, good type of feel. C swing went swimmingly, didn't sell it all as it has not cleared price target of 43 US dollars. Hard green across the board. Volume still strange but smol caps leading the ess and pee is encouraging. Fun Monday, got a big case of white monsters I've been sipping on, maybe gonna smoak hookah tabac with my frend tonight or make oven chips

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it means tomorrow opens red noob

I'm terrified of doing that with single tweets mooning or destroying the market. I don't like holding options at all between days right now.
Good job user. I'm happy you made out.

We'll probably drop a ton during after hours.

I don't need it to recover entirely.
XOM @45 is were I would be happy
XOM @50 is where I would be tap dancing in the streets

This wont last. The only reason it is up is talks of oil negotiations its all speculation. The entire country is still not working most businesses going banko. When we get further numbers its gonna taaaaank

Josiah's SQQQ bags confirmed heavy.

>go back to work
>Second wave of Coronavirus hits

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>literally any analyst being right ever

BUY, RATS.

Only up +6.06%
I am a disappointment to my family, a disappointment to my Headmistress, but most importantly, a disappointment to myself

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Jesus lol someone fucked up

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Any good CNBC livestreams?

How did your day go BullBros?

Not a bad showing over here

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>bought Dave & Busters at $5
Do adult Chuck E Cheeses have any future?

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>bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52157824?at_medium=custom7&at_custom1=[post type]&at_custom4=BA498FAE-7791-11EA-8A08-21E04744363C&at_custom2=twitter&at_custom3=@BBCWorld&at_campaign=64
>Coronavirus: Pastor who decried 'hysteria' dies after attending Mardi Gras
>Pastor Landon Spradlin wasn't worried about coronavirus when he went to New Orleans to preach during Mardi Gras. A month later he was dead.
>"He loved to laugh. He loved to play guitar. He played guitar even when he wasn't supposed to," says Jesse Spradlin of her father, Landon.

is this bullish or bearish i can't tell guys help me out

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What's this pattern called?

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Nah. My oil stocks didn't even hit their daytime high at close.
Whatever drove that insane pump, it sure wasn't oil.

LARP

honestly with how choppy the market has been, people holding anything overnight must have balls of steel

Too little, but it's ok.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'm not much better. My only real saving grace is that I'm too stubborn to fear sell.

Opened down 30%. closed every short and went long. Ended up 20%.

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up over 6 percent today. bless kek

>article written by an obvious retard
If he were any good at financial analysis he wouldn't be writing for CNN lmao

>Developed coronavirus symptoms 14 days ago
>mild symptoms for 14 days
>no improvement
>day 15
>symptoms worsen

39.2 fever

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EVERYTHING is fucking bullish how do you not understand this yet

taking profits after massive rally.

thanks for fattening up so much today bull boys

+11.69%, based and redpilled day

what happen to all your levvies :o
why come you mad every day

profit taking at end of day/overbought RSI

Almost $4000 in realized gains. Good day.

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Short Squeeze, if it's not spoopy.

Investments are still a shitshow but day traded a nice 2% gain.

Lmao if you think I care about pussy man
Maybe your life isn't bad, but mine is
Thanks man

praying for you x

>be large corporation
>get bailout
>be small company
>get operation costs loan you dont have to pay back
>most businesses going banko

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>tfw puts on the intraday top

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A short squeeze.

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We will see about THAT

Used to work for them, fucking sucked ass looool

post ur gains today lads

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Based IBKR user.

like -$10 overall, hedged my long term holds with some puts when it was mooning
cringe boomer day overall

>41 bux of pure profit off AMD today
>going to be 210 soon

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Real Talk: what is the best source for financial analysis and news?

Why bearbros why? Why is this happening?

me short no do too good today :_;

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I see local top on ttm squeeze/momentum 5m, but 1h isn't at top yet (upcoming) and 1d is saying this is about to moon.

-15k today, that sets my life back like a year

>PM of one of worlds most important economies on deaths door
>markets up
I can't wait for you bulls to get caught in the largest trap ever

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Naw, fuck those guys, you know the real answer is that we want the copyrights to the vid and your bitcoin passcode.
Aim for a limo.

Luckin coffee? More like fuckin coffee
Ha right?

coronavirus confirmed nothingburger

Nice, today was indeed a good day for gainz

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Just get out in the sun man, vitamin D is good for depresso. Also, Jesus loves you unironically and Hell is a real place that's far worse than anything you've experienced on earth, and it's for eternity.

I deleveraged for regular DIA and Banks. Idk why Im not up more though my fast foods are all up double digits

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You got too cocky.

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>thinking they'll let an economic meltdown happen right now
We're getting a shit recession anyways and no amount of Bull cope is going to change that

Where you short? At like 263 or where pls tell @_@

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