dark financial magic edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com
>Stock market words
pastebin.com
>Risk management
pastebin.com
>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com
>Education
investopedia.com
khanacademy.org
nhentai.net
>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
fintel.io
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com
Dump et
fuck trannies
also this is still a bull trap
I gotta be sure it’s the end of the trap before I sell my TQQQ
Long AMLP PSX
can anything beat trading based on reversion to the mean?
bulls are going to be crying on turnaround tuesday
Nobody here is actually buying yet, right? Who here is /cash gang/ until we’re tickling 2700 again?
Why the fuck do options expire on thursday this week? Am I retarded? It says APR 09 on them.
What are some good cheapies that I can go all in on? Tired of losing money.
JWN up 12% today dios mio
first for only the fed is buying
Lci
>le tiger king xD
Normie faggot
How in the fuck are almost all hotels/resorts up 10%
So what would happen if Boris dies from the Coronavirus?
JEROME STOP
JEROME TURN IT OFF
IT'S ENOUGH ALREADY
STOOOOOOOOOOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>(((Lebovits)))
God I’m making so much money
>he doesn't know
where are the red lines?
Virus is a nothingburger
It’s more like the rebels taking on the empire in episode V sweaty.
Expect a pump.
Memes are real wtf
what the fuck is this retarded pump??
I just got back and wanted to buy holy fucking jesus
The UK would be in a better place
OIL IS GOING UP YOU ALL ARE FUCKING RETARDS
If everything is priced in, why does the market ever move at all?
I vaguely remember Merkel saying no German company will be allowed to go under during the cornavirus epidemic, how are they handling their bailouts?
Dubs and all bobos die
Sure you are
>Mom, look!
>I called a stranger a normie faggot in my chinese rice farming website
>Look mom!
WHY ARE OPTIONS SO MUCH MORE EXPENSIVE ON ROBINHOOD THAN WHEN I LOOK UP THE ACTUAL BIDS ON PROFIT CALCULATOR OR SCWHAB ARE THEY JEWING US WITH A PREMIUM WITHOUT TELLING?
Damn I'm getting rekt. I'm going back to bed.
>volume already almost going back to zero
Alright, see you all in the last 30 minutes. This general is just going to be flooded with tourist shitposters and their stupid meme posts.
Checked and legitimate bearish
Based DAXchads
READ ANOTHER BOOK
RTX, XOM, MRO, DIS
someone explain this pump??
I guess I'm done being a bear, I can't take anymore losses. I was hoping to at least hit a better exit point, but that just went out the window.
>nothingburger
kys
ded ket bounc
It’s a joke dumbo. Nobody knows how the markets will move. It’s all gambling
Fasten your seat belts, we are going down
>srne 6/19 calls up 68%
and you guys called me a retard, now i just gotta decide whether to strap in or cash out
shut the fuck up, nigger.
Oilbros, should I buy or sell?
>edition.cnn.com
china preparing to export the second wave
...
Are we really gonna be able to recover from this shutdown with no long term economic effects?
Market is closed for good Friday
>got my buy stop order 3 cents above the highs of AMD right now
am i gonna make it?
Any of you anons investing in biotech/Moderna?
hello, it just pumped 4%
Inflation
lol no
This might be the best time to liquidate and save up for bigger dips
what isnt priced in at this point?
Oh right, thanks. I guessed it was a holiday in Burgerland, but I couldn't find which one. I guess that one is like Easter, huh.
How TF is it going up
Fuck this market, how the fuck can it be pumping so hard? We're still massively overpriced, I'm not buying any of this shit its too expensive. Cant wait for another 40% draw down in 5 years
'Cheapies' is the most vile word ever uttered on this board
SP500 2700 EOD
Qualcomm or Skyworks?
Buy high sell low.
Were now pricing in the stuff that happen once our dimensional plane breaks down. The guys and priests at Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan are currently pricing in the unification of all human minds with the eternal void and the spiritual being from the dark space.
As these things are still uncertain and the seers argue about the exact order of things the markets move up and down
priced in
What’re we buying today lads
it reopens monday dumbass
As soon as I post that information it will become priced in.
Every society is only as strong as it's weakest link
>what isnt priced in
how diamonds your image makes me for one
helium tanks, plastic bags
I'm losing money I can't afford to lose.
rope
t. dumb bobo
Normies are desperate for return to normal and too greedy to miss it.
They are basically ignoring everything, like number of US cases going exponential, and just believing that Trump and Jerome will save them.
However, reality will always win.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
so, if I understand this correctly, investors think this is just a short term crisis, so every company is still theoretically solvent? I guess crab meme is real for now, bear will only return if we see a major bankruptcy.