What should a 30 yo single white American male do with $30k unironicly?

Additionally, gold isn't an investment. It's a hedge against inflation, and a largely meme based one since you actually have to take possession for it to mean anything. Don't listen to metal faggots unless you're schizo.

So should I pay with this silver stuff or this cell phone crypto thing. Oh what? Carrying metal is inconvenient? Reeeeeeeee why is crypto still alive!!!

I've been wage slaving for the past 13 years, and finally it's over. Since 2016 I've made the financial decisions w/ cryptocurrency to accumalate in the upward 6 figures. I've been pretty comfortable lately - and that's why I'm giving this information to you bros.

TRUEChain - The next lambo moon mission. Right now you can accumalate pretty hard, or arbtirage.
They're going for ~0.0001 on FORKDELTA, and they're going RIGHT now for ~0.0017 on OKeX. Do Ieed to do this math for you? Huge arbitrage chance here boys.

This is the exchange

beta.forkdelta.app/#!/trade/0xa8bdc8882987a3ed83d8030f08d64479f1eff731-ETH

If you're wanting to jump on the arbtirage train on forkdelta then once you're on there you will despoit your ethereum onto the websites exchange, and then it'll allow you to either put buy orders, or buy the sell orders.
Not working? Use more gas. Order taking too long? Use more gas. Laggy orders, not showing up? (((SAVE))) your seed word phrase w/ metamask, and reinstall.

If you're oblivious to decen idex exchanges then maybe stick w/ the actual reguluated exchanges. It's cheaper on forkdelta by a decent amount allowing easy cross exchange shorts and will allow anyone with a high IQ to make a lot of money.
Better thank me for this Yas Forums because I didn't have to share this information enjoy the rest of your 2020. God speed.

Buy brap

Delete this dont ruin this by posting it here rofl!

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Just hold cash user it’s the most convenient...

One day at my wagecuck office job I was bored and dreaming of finding a way out, so spent all day researching this very thing. I ran across this plebbit post from a guy who found a half lb of nuggets with a metal detector.
reddit.com/r/Prospecting/comments/4782tj/half_pound_of_gold_my_best_nuggets_from_winter/
Naturally, everyone in the comments wanted to know where, but he would only say "desert southwest." I prospected this user's post history to find several hints, and a few mentions of a user on gold prospecting forum called "Bedrock Bob." Eventually, I tracked down Bedrock Bob - interesting character - and he too was reluctant too divulge locations, but I found one reply from Bob to someone asking him where he prospects:
.. I had a dream one night. I dreamed we were all angels. Bearded angels floating over the desert on gossamer wings. We were searching and seeing with eyes that allowed us to see through the ground. PI eyes that made the smallest specs s
parkle and glitter in the dirt. In my dream I could see the hills and a familiar skyline. It was home. Sierra Diablo. Sierra Animas. Sierra Caballo. Sierra County. No mysteries there. The old timers found it there and that is still where it is at. The dream only tells us what we already know. All that is left is the sweat. The angels just won't do the work for us. Neither will the Boy Scouts, darn those little duffers.
The location was Sierra County, NM, specifically near the old mining town of Hillsboro. The bad news is that it's extremely difficult work, and unless you really have a knack for it you'll make more working at the Hillsboro gas station than you will digging for shiny rocks in the ground.

Based and arbpilled

Btc,Link, suter, idena, Lit, Ubt
Is the white mans choice for FAF -Future Aristocratic Fascism

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Brap
Kek

you want rsr trust me

BASED

Stop and go back

Chads buy rsr and kleros

>just store your wealth in a depreciating asset because it's "convenient"

I’m being sarcastic. The user I replied to was comparing the convenience of crypto to the inconvenience of bullion ignoring all other factors. So if convenience is the only factor that’s important then go for what is most convenient and that’s cash.

oh sorry I'm really high

Unironically all in

Weeds bad for you

Try brap op

Been a while since I got 2017 vibes

NEO

>Don't buy crypto, it's all a fucking Ponzi scheme. They wouldn't need to advertise their coins here if it was a legit investment.

>advertises stocks the next sentence

>One day at my wagecuck office job I was bored and dreaming of finding a way out, so spent all day researching this very thing. I ran across this plebbit post from a guy who found a half lb of nuggets with a metal detector.
>reddit.com/r/Prospecting/comments/4782tj/half_pound_of_gold_my_best_nuggets_from_winter/
>Naturally, everyone in the comments wanted to know where, but he would only say "desert southwest." I prospected this user's post history to find several hints, and a few mentions of a user on gold prospecting forum called "Bedrock Bob." Eventually, I tracked down Bedrock Bob - interesting character - and he too was reluctant too divulge locations, but I found one reply from Bob to someone asking him where he prospects:
>.. I had a dream one night. I dreamed we were all angels. Bearded angels floating over the desert on gossamer wings. We were searching and seeing with eyes that allowed us to see through the ground. PI eyes that made the smallest specs s
>parkle and glitter in the dirt. In my dream I could see the hills and a familiar skyline. It was home. Sierra Diablo. Sierra Animas. Sierra Caballo. Sierra County. No mysteries there. The old timers found it there and that is still where it is at. The dream only tells us what we already know. All that is left is the sweat. The angels just won't do the work for us. Neither will the Boy Scouts, darn those little duffers.
>The location was Sierra County, NM, specifically near the old mining town of Hillsboro. The bad news is that it's extremely difficult work, and unless you really have a knack for it you'll make more working at the Hillsboro gas station than you will digging for shiny rocks in the ground.
This will be a legendary green text one day

25% bonds, 25% stocks, 25% gold (15% gold related assets, 10% physical), 25% cash. Skew the numbers depending on the monetary situation and when buying opportunities emerge rebalanced your portfolio.

Btc only

Put 60% into silver and 30% into gold right now. Put the extra $3,000 into your pocket for a rainy day. Thank me in 12 months.

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Whatever you do, don’t buy crypto. This board is full of NEETs who are just gambling on making it. It’s not a safe/wise investment at all.

>Whatever you do, don’t buy crypto.
He's kinda right. You shouldn't buy crypto. I love BTC, but it's risky. You should either accept it as payment for work, or try to steal some. No point trading cash for crypto.

pattaya

this, tight boipucci is one of a kind experience.

Thanks for this. No, really.
Just dropped a hard ETH

This isn't even a little difficult to answer. With the market the way it is right now, you want to DCA your 30k into an ETF. By the time you're 35 it will be worth at least 50k

Brap that's it

Eth is mooning

Trx kek

Bitbean

25k split to btc, eth, actual silver. you determine the split however you're comfortable.

put rest 5k in 5 various other cryptos which have good technology, a high market volume but a discount price, atm there's a lot of coins like that..but look at it as if you've thrown it in the wind. don't count on ever seeing it again but you might get lucky.

>Invested in a scam
> Desperately needs others suckers to buy in to finance his exit
>Underlying asset is nothing

You're a faggot
>Collects monthly dividend from O

Nothing yet. What ever you did to get that 30k, do that over and over again.

Only correct ànswer

Get crypto unlike the nay-sayers here. BTC OGN and ZANO are some great long term investments.

Kleros

all in BSV

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>btc
Bitches, techs and cocaine.

This copy pasta scam has been posted and recycled for over a year maybe longer. Noobs stay away

ETH ETH ETH ETH if your smart.

Buy the cheapest house in a college town and put 20k-30k of repairs into on credit and sell it for 20k profit. If you fuck up and spend to much on it just rent it out instead of selling it.

Buy a home if you don’t have one. Just put 5% down though.