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is boris dying priced in?

Ohhbononomonokoahahahahah
>guys how come growth stock favorite go up too far too fast?
>but you’re the dumb ones!!
Fuck off retard

I foolishly held sdow and spxs over the weekend. Is there any reason to hold them or just cut my losses and immediately dump them?

Short this garbage thread and long the new one:

>who here working from home
>Who here already on third coffee of the morning

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nope, reported

Someone said to buy FDX from last thread, is it a good idea to invest in shipping companies considering that most people are buying things online and this will of course require shipping, or is it too late and has it already been priced in ?

How are we feeling about LULU?

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Don't forget about UPS. Higher divvy if they don't cut.

They keep calling me in.

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Invest for the long haul, don't just try to luck into quick growth. Yes, shipping is a long term growth sector.

based

>go to any "respectable" bank / broker
>apply for cfd trading account
>you must have x amount of capital, you must earn x amount a year, you must undertake some shitty test and get 100%, you must do this you do that etc
>do all of this and you MIGHT get approved

>go to some dogshit "broker" like plus500
>heres your account you're free to go
>start trading minutes after opening it

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bearbros....

DHL has an even higher dividend plus a much lower price, but I haven't looked through their balance sheets yet.

On my fifth

this but I don't work and drink tea

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I don't work either, but that doesn't mean I am not employed ;^)

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My head feels like it's going to explode if I drink a strong covfefe.

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Are we gonna make it?

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im still convinced piss bottles are a meme. no one is that lazy surely

Why the fuck are the futures up?

I am mostly sitting on cash right now, and wondering if I go into stocks or not. So I am not sure if I want the market to make it. I think I want it to collapse, so I can enter very low, for the recovery.

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coof coof

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I take it you haven't done early MMORPG raids.If you want to go piss during a 20 minute boss fight, you are letting 39 people down. And if you want to go piss between fights, 39 people are waiting for you angrily in the middle of the night, half of you working in the morning. Yes, we had piss bottles.

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>chance to finally dump my retarded $91 JPM this week
Thank fucking god

Sorry bobos, the game was rigged from the start

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just another pump and dump.

No

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WHERE ARE MY FELLOW BULLS AT?

THIS VIRUS IS A FAGGOT AND ITS ALMOST OVER

ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY

NEXT STOP: DJIA 50K

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HOw come big boys can make aftermarket trades and I can't

If you invest in an ETF, mutual fund, or index fund do you own the assets within them? Do you have to buy the individual stocks for true ownership?

played a shit tonne of wow and never had this problem, but then again it was rare for a boss fight to go for 20 minutes. how hard is it to hold on and wait for the toilet break announcement over vent / ts / whatever voip you used?

when do new corona stats get posted eah day?

>Prime minister on oxygen in hospital
>FTSE up over 2%

same, i think we are fucked m8. not sure waht to do, maybe hope theres an end of day dump?

What's everyone's go to ETF for long term?

proof of how insignificant eu indexes are and they are just controlled by s&p algos

No clue, I never needed to do it either, but people in my guild did. Maybe they drank too much soda all the time or something. I was a gymbro back then and into dieting, so I basically just had a glass of water while raiding. Just wanted to say, piss bottles are a real thing. After one Metallica concert on a stadium, I wanted with the girls to get out late, so we don't get crushed by the mob, and there were piss bottles EVERYWHERE around the stadium.

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>1 person is sick
>WHY IS THE MARKET GOING UP - OMG

>10 million unemployed
>prime minister of Britain about to die of a global pandemic
>djia up 4%

Noob here. If we assume that developed nations continue with the lock-down for 1-2 more months and then return to normal, should we also assume that we've already seen the absolute market bottom? Or is it possible that shares could continue to slide even when businesses start operating properly again?

>businesses
>start operating properly again
Funny joke

Is that image satire? It has to be
I mean they wouldn't do that to themselves unless it was a clever meta narrative or art or something
Right?

Only up from here :^)

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you're buying shares in the index/ETF, which uses the capital to buy the assets underneath - you don't own shit, that's why you don't get the underlying divs usually

>one to two months
Lmao

The serious answer is a repeat of 1929. We've got the big drastic crash out of the way, now it's a slow fall to 14,000 on the Dow

>shorting on Monday
>not waiting for everything to dump later in the week
Patience Bobo

Bet against the general sentiment here, whatever it is.
quints confirm

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>after 2 months lockdown released
>infections spike again
>2.25 months later lockdown again
sounds very bullish to me desu

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Here, bro. Just picked up some more calls for the 4th quarter. And I held 5k in a bullish etf over the weekend.

The scottish chief medical officer had to resign for breaking a law she herself inplimented

any news on boris? is he being put on the vent yet?

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He's already on oxygen. He's also overweight so not looking good

nice to hear our shitty news getting picked up on Yas Forums

God I hope he fucking dies. I need the marktes to crash

Why didn’t you just have your attacks stacked to repeat and have a paladin spam heals and buffs while you went for a shit?

Oil's holding up pretty well. It looked dire when I went to bed last night. May end up in green today.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (+3.73%) Germany (+3.63%) France (+3.48%) United Kingdom (+2.13%) Italy (+4.57%) Switzerland (+2.13%) Spain (+3.19%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (+2.99%) Netherlands (+3.30%) Hungary (0.00%) Russia (+0.80%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.90%) Japan (+4.72%) Hong Kong (+2.95%) China (+1.81%) Australia (+3.74%) Singapore (+3.67%) India (+3.47%) South Korea (+4.24%) Taiwan (+3.53%) South Africa (+3.11%)

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All senior NHS management are crminally incompetent its not even funny.

Excuse me.

Not so fast, faggots

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fuck i have a SPY put that expires today should i sell on open

SOXL

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>The scottish chief medical officer had to resign for breaking a law
not being too shabby?

Hahahaha fucking fantastic. We are a nation of buffoons.

That's what the government here in the UK are implying. Can't keep the lock-down going indefinitely, after all. Maybe we'll see a second spike next winter, maybe not.

>alliance
>doesn't know about enrage timers
>doesn't know even moltencore fights had mechanics
Yeesh
Piss bottle us a derivative of the poop sock meme which is itself a meme
Fires of Heaven members on Veeshan in Everquest supposedly poop socked while waiting for outdoor content

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