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>tfw 100% cash and don't know what to do
I was expecting a dip on Monday to buy back in.
buy into RTX and BAM
This thread has a mini-game component to it. I want to buy a new washing machine. I want a front-loader, ideally larger capacity (4.5 cubic feet).
If I get a good recommendation, I will give a stock pick that is guaranteed to deliver triple-digit returns.
>speculating on random squiggly line in a volatile global economy
Looks like we're headed straight for an א shaped recovery boys
im sure itll dip again
there will be a bull run, and then despair because the economy didnt instantaneously recover
this market is so fucking irrational
and its going to stay irrational too
First
Down on RTX so I have to hodl.
Accept reality that the market makes very little sense.
Oh, we are. Seething bearcvcks and COWardly former bvlls, let's review the paradigm shift, shall we?
>infections flatlined in Evrope, soon to retvrn to normal - BVLLISH
>China's manvfactvring beat expectations - BVLLISH
>Sovth Korea, Japan has almost no infections - BVLLISH
>low case nvmbers in tropical covntries, svggesting the virvs does not do well in warmer climes, especially svmmer - VERY BVLLISH
>NYC has hit the peak, California, Oregon, Washington all fine and normal - VERY BVLLISH
>prodvction of oil going into rapprochement and fixing global economy very soon - EXCEPTIONALLY BVLLISH
>bailovts and infinite QE - the most BVLLISH thing of all
Yov'd have to be legally blind to not recognize the good news. Step ovtside of yovr Yas Forums echo chamber and embrace the bright BVLL fvtvre. Yovr children will thank yov.
BVLL! BVLL! BVLL!
God you're so annoying, even as a bull myself. Go back to whatever shithole you were at before vacationing here during quarantine.
>down on RTX
DCA unironically
Let's assume everything is "priced in"
What's fueling this rally?
yikes
Oil deal close
killing bears
COWardly bvll does not wish to see the light, corrvpted by the bearfag that so desperately claws at his psyche. Repeat these three words for the V-shaped recovery. It is not too late to turn yovr gains into FAST MONEY.
BVLL. BVLL. BVLL.
i think there will be a bullrun that lasts long enough to ruin me, and then a collapse after all.
china has long been due a steep correction. the level of government manipulation and fraud has propped it up too long. this temporary shutdown may break the camel's back.
for that matter, the entire global economy is due a correction, but especially so China. at least in the US the fundamentals are strong, even if this is a bubble
Putin and KSA apparently are getting close to a deal
A fuckton of short squeezes that are going to happen tomorrow.
It is a bear market rally. Warren Buffet just showed lack of confidence, so everyone is going to rally up then just take profits and short the way down.
I think those are getting framed as some of my greatest shitposts of all time.
>tfw you know that you've peaked and may never scrape the glory nor expressive power that you've already attained before
This is the correction, any bvll worth their salt know this. Monetary valvations were already in line. We will never approach 2008 nvmbers ever again and the delvsional bears here are working themselves into a seething cope. I recommend dilation to vnderstand the jovrney of pvrity for all BVLLCHADS.
Trump getting charged with crimes against humanity. BULLISH
I could feel it bros.
THE BULL
they delayed the meeting
>completely ignoring the real news
Oil deal did a 180
Stanford’s got a test that identifies who’s been exposed. So we can see those who already has antibodies and got better without symptoms.
Virtval meeting has been schedvled instead. Keep coping, bear, it's time to hibernate forever. Make svre to vncvck yovrself by MAGAing in November. God bless.
OPEC delayed the meeting, but one of the Russian Ministers tweeted that Russia and KSA are getting close to a deal to cap production.
>V-Shapes recovery
Sorry, I'm
And I definitely do not see this happening even though I'm bullish.
The economy has to contract from the slow-down and then rebound.
man whats the purpose of this. This drug is possibly effective. Early data is not terrible so theres a good chance no just look like an idiot.
Pay attention!
Oil deal!
Better corona numbers than feared!
Possible technological progress in testing!
>This is the correction, any bvll worth their salt know this. Monetary valvations were already in line.
i know you're playing a character, but you're insane if you think this was the correction. China has so far to fall. in 2015/16, they fucking banned institutions from selling, and pumped in hundreds of billions until the numbers started to rise again. its a testament to how brittle their economy is. and that was during a time of global plenty. all their valuations hinge on government manipulation. they're due a near catastrophic collapse, and itll echo globally. maybe the US will be spared the worst of it, but we aren't getting off unscathed
I forgot to mention the antibody test, but I did mention the BVLLISH oil deal on the way. That is why we are green, BVLLCHAD.
Already at 11 shares, but not sure if I want to grab TDY instead
But I think that contraction is still bullish from these current levels.
Sorry, it's a back loader.
>Better corona numbers than feared!
So basically it's just oil rebound on rumors, thanks for clarifying.
Everyone who has a functional brain knows the virus is WORSE than anticipated.
i could fuck her and she could wash her hair at the same time...
>this retarded loser spamming the v word to replace the u for a whole week after getting annihilated a month ago
that's just pathetic lmao
what the fuck is this shit
>her
user...I..
ASX just had a huge day
Yov bears are sad, sad, pitifvl creatvres. We will not remember yov when the economy tops 30k. Very vnAmerican behavior. Very, very sad. Sad. Sad! Can't wait to see yovr emotional collapse. Keep denying, keep coping. It's okay, booboo. Kiss.
An opportunity
>market go up on rumors
>market go down on reality
i think i've cracked it boys.
Does it bother you that I regularly make money speculating on said squiggly line in said volatile global economy?
Priced in
So is she gong to push for France, SK, and China to be charged on the world stage too?
>Oil Deal
Fine, OPEC still has to agree with it although thats just a formality
>Better corona numbers than field
NYC (the current epicenter) had one sideways day that made them adjust their exponential growth figure, and yet Detroit and New Orleans are currently spiking in new cases
>Tech Progress
There is progress everyday but that doesn't mean we are getting close to any viable solutions. Being able to detect asymptomatic people doesn't matter because you have to be proactive rather than reactive, and the tests have to be cheap enough to test everyone over and over again.
Its just fucking oilfags getting erections.
Why would Warren Buffet dump Delta then. Whether you like it or not, the market follows momentum and he set momentum. There already was going to be a rally Monday to short squeeze due to the recent positive news, but this set the trend in stone.
The real state of affairs have nothing to do with market performance right now. It doesn't matter if corona is a nothingburger right now or if it will kill us all. The market isn't rational that way, it only cares about making a profit. Why keep going up when things are bad enough to get away with selling and shorting after a high that convinces others to sell too? Why run it up when you can make profits right now running up and down? It will take a lot of time for the markets to straight bull run again, don't think rationally. Think in terms of what makes the most profit by fucking the most people. That is how the jew do.
Louisiana, and Washington already peaked
Positive economic sentiment after the over-reaction to Corona virus.
I hope you aren't shorting anything at this point in time. You may get something, but I think you will most likely see a crab market for a few months and then a bull-run.
The numbers that are reported are more important than the reality.
And how is the virus worse than feared? Big money saw Italy, saw the chinks sealed into their apartments.
But yes, fracking companies not continuing to default is bullish.
The market might make a V shaped recovery but the economy won't. If oil recovers the lows won't be as low as doomers predicted, maybe we fall back to 220-200 at most in a couple months. But the economy will recover by next year to 300+ for sure.
America has to do something to the level of kowtowing to Russia to make them cap production, they could not give a shit what American Shale wants
It’s been over a year newfag
Here's a bvll pic for tonight before I depart. I'm feeling this is going to be a VERY green week, excited. Keep vp the good fight, BVLLCHADS. This is it. It's all vp from here. God bless and good night.
It does matter. People who’ve already fought it off will be willing to go to work, could even give immunity permits to those people. Or have them donate plasma (takes a little longer than donating blood)
Berkshire “dumped” like 20% of its position. You don’t have to guess why, he’ll explain it at the shareholders meeting.
I bet it was a position managed by Todd or ted or one of the others. Dumping it gave them a less than 10% position so buffer is now free to do as he pleases with those stocks.
We will see.
the best TA ever posted on smg
I was approved to trade tomorrow
I have 1k. What should I spend it on?
Thanks guize
> to 300+ for sure.
Bullshit. We've only now corrected the hugely inflated economy to "normal levels" and we will see the corona effect once Q1 earnings come in.
What is even going to make that fucker crash and burn if the Fed will just pump fuck tons of liquidity to prevent a meltdown
look closer at the picture
It's upside down, meaning the dow goes back up
How many days do you expect this rally to last?
long gold
long bitcoin
long kroger
and tomorrow i want to long AAL
what else??
Is there an example of a v shaped recovery of this magnitude in history? It is much easier and faster to break something than rebuild it.
>wont get any more cash until the 25th
>All these cheapies in front of me
FUUUUUUUCK
rest of the week, fucking 10 dollars every day
don't worry, they will be even cheaper soon.
>DOW's normal is down-trend
That is so god damn stupid even if it's a joke image.
Ooooohhhhh bullfagggggsssssssssss
Q1 earnings can only be bullish when companies beat current expectations. Nobody is expecting anyone to have had a good Q1 or even have a good Q2. Current stock prices are basically priced around expectations of the asset in 3-4 months. Things that aren't priced in will almost have to be bullish, aside from natural disasters and wars (which nobody wants given COVID problems). It'll take time for the varying degrees of COVID problems in each country to actually start dragging the market down. Plus unlimited QE means if inflation happens stocks will keep high prices along with inflation that may happen.
I can't believe this is actually happening
mmm Sandersons Farm
sold my shorts
we will go red now boys
Thank you for your sacrifice user. Your gains will return to the Great Bear.
I need all of you permabulls to promise me once you’re all BTFO by the end of the month that you’ll be less cocky and more friendly. Hard mode: convert to the market sentiment chimera master race
I’ve been on 4chin since 2007 and on Yas Forums since the days of /rhg/ and I don’t remember it. Forced me or just gay
Please just go to war with china. Everything will be fixed if we go to war with china.
Permabulls will still manage to lose less than doomer bears. Option writers will be the real winners.
Trust me, we may sink to 2100 S&P at worst, but then it's going straight back to at least 3000 just to keep everything going in accords with population growth