Give BoJo your energy edition
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investopedia.com
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>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
squeezemetrics.com
market24hclock.com
tsumino.com
fintel.io
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OH NO BOJOS
OUR HERD IMMUNITY GOT TOO COCKY
Get ready for a depression, frens.
what's a bojo
Why haven't you bought SPXL yet, you fucking pussy?
DO IT.
A bear market requires sacrifice. Nothing personal kid unplugs ventilator.
how do I increase my derivatives power level?
inb4 bojo dies from corona
>Trump can't stop shilling a medication with no proven benefit for COVID-19 patients
His man is actually dangerous
yeah no. the swaps that enable the leverage cost money, which is why 3x etfs perform so shitty during volatile times
i guess we'll just have to wait and see. personally im very bullish on the future assuming we can get coronachan under control, the sooner the better. we have technology and the best minds around the world working hard on solving it. it makes me think a lot about Ozymandias in The Watchmen, where he created a monster meant to pose as an alien attack and more or less psychically nuked NYC, with the intention of giving humanity a common enemy to unite them, and it actually worked. Check it out sometime if you haven't: youtube.com
Coronachan could very well potentially unite the world as the "common enemy". "We're all in this together" is a good leading indicator of that
how is trump so good at BTFOing reporters, his banter level is incredible
>we have technology
all the technology in the world can't save a business from going bankrupt when it's levered up to the max with debt. everyone will turn into ultra bears when they finally realize that the coronavirus was just the pin and to stop focusing so much on the pin. the virus could disappear tomorrow and the economy would still be doomed.
What's Putin's endgame for oil
nothing has any proven benefit, what else you going to do?
Many 3x ETFs are just going to be dissolved. Pretty sure a bunch already have. Direxion is converting many of them to only 2x.
>I'd go all-in on a 10x 5-years nasdaq or s&p500.
I take it you haven't heard of Japan's "lost decade"?
>The market's gonna open up green enough to sell calls to retards at a decent markup
looks like Monday is gonna hook me up again
Some common Covid-19 prophylaxis and interventions not yet proven by peer reviewed randomized controlled clinical study:
* Social distancing
* Surgical masks
* Ventilators
* Respirators
Maybe we should stop doing those too?
Bankrupt US shale.
>what else you going to do?
Not shill a medication that coronavirus patients don't need, causing many people to now stockpile the medication and people who actually need it for its more common uses can't get it as easily
>why didn't Hitler kill Russians
Kek
kek
show me the studies on ventilators for curing covid-19
80%ish die on ventilator with covid-19
should we stop using them?
>3x etfs perform so shitty during volatile times
mmmmm my understanding is they do shitty in flat times. They do as expected when the underlying preforms with/against them.
>shadman
That's comparing apples to dildos and you know it.
Literally what they told us, MBS just pretending he's not in on it.
Bears are going to be depressed alright
>* Social distancing
>* Surgical masks
>* Ventilators
>* Respirators
There's actually lots of data on these things having their uses in the context of airborne/droplet-based pathogens and in the context of ventilators its use for assisting with breathing when the lungs have been heavily fucked. Did this just sound a lot more clever in your head or something?
buying 25 million doses of fishtank cleaner and livestream demanding people just try it, does seem a little, uh, batshit
>"Bro, we just need to flatten the curve!"
>area under the curve is still the same
What did mathlets mean by this?
Actually, they have been proven so you can fuck off.
Been wanting to invest for a long time and now seems like an opportune moment if you go about it right, but I have no idea what I'm doing. I have a few grand to invest and this coming week I plan to read and learn as much as I can before putting that money down anywhere. However I have some probably stupid questions that I'm hoping someone is willing to answer. For starters, how can I tell what stocks are good to buy? Instinctively I look at a stock's current price and what their peak has been in recent years, and think ask myself is this a company too big to fail (IE industrial military and shit like that). Based on that reasoning I'd want to buy stock that's piss poor because it should be almost guaranteed to shoot back up to those highs, no? That seems too straight forward and I feel like there's probably a cap on how much ti can rebound depending on a lot of factors I'm not considering...
what can the US due to retaliate
just stop peabrain
i guess someone proud of knowing what an integral is WOULD misunderstand what the point of flattening the curve is.
The fact that you're equating medications which can have multiple uses and side effects and mechanical devices built for specific use (support the lungs with breathing when they can't themselves) is completely moronic
>boris pukes once
>pops out and says it felt just like the flu
>market moons
screencap this
learn to read a balance sheet. Alternatively think about or pick up items around your house you always use. Electricity,computers, cell phones, toilet paper(unironically tho) etc
A relatively safe well-tested drug already used prophetically that's approved in a large number of countries
checked, limit up confirmed
buy anything, it's all risk adjusted anyways
What did Trump say to make futures moon in the last 30 minutes?
Futures green=Hard peen
stop what?
here, just try my fishtank cleaner
GO ON, TRY IT. I WOULD
hes fucking nuts
profits of reaI world economy companies have to be the reason, why the derivative markets are what times the size of the stock markets?
>let's go and test
>with the test tubes, and the laboratories
>but we don't have time people are dying
oh christ...
"with the test tubes and the laboratories"
Shut up, it's the wrong medicine. They need Kaletra™ by Regeneron, and then monoclonal antibodies also by Regeneron, stop asking.
This
and also this.
DO I STILL HAVE TIME TO BUY THAT 20KG ONAHOLE?!?!
No, not puffy vulva, that doesn't shift the vulva to be at the front of the pelvis.
that woman was a huge DNC donor and she gave it to her husband (who died.)
You're talking about a murderer
How much of a little shit was Apple or Nvidia in like 2005? Were their products and services already as ubiquitous as they are today?
Nothing right now. We have bigger problems like pandemic and China. Cheap oil only hurts oil producers, everyone else loves it.
LIMIT UP CONFIRMED
>-7.77% CONFIRMED
OH NO NO NO NO
checked
What should I look for in the balance sheet, assets? Equity? I know the basics of reading one but idk what the impact of any of it really is. Thanks for the reply.
Nothing is guaranteed, but some bets are just so obviously worth making. It's practically like betting AGAINST a lottery ticket win. Of course you could lose, but the likelihood is just too low and the potential for gains is immense.
Limit up more than confirmed. We're going to open on a +3 at least. We're gaping up everywhere, jump in or join Buffett in the losers corner.
but there is kek, you're literally on the same level of intelligence of this idiot
what problem(s) do we have with China?
How do I invest in american oil as a leaf? Any good stocks on the TSX?
That's fine if it's actually true, but how exactly are you calculating the odds? I'm arguing that your methodology for calculating the odds is faulty.
can't wait for all the double bottom doomers to get BTFO by a +10% week
Cash flow, debt, free cash flow, total outstanding shares
YO, LIL DONNIE, I JUST GUZZLED DOWN A GALLON OF INDUSTRIAL FISH DEWORMER AND NOW I'M SUFFERING FROM MASSIVE ORGAN FAILURE! BET YOU FEEL REAL FUCKING STUPID, YOU PIECE OF SHIT ORANGE CHEETUS!
Japanese markets are now open.
Nikkei market is open.
Futures up 1.25% right now.
I feel the bullish 'tude wherever I look bros. There is hope for my calls yet.
