Oil cheaper than water again edition
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investopedia.com
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>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com
>Screeners
finviz.com
tradingview.com
etfdb.com
>Pre-market data
investing.com
finance.yahoo.com
>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org
>Misc
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tsumino.com
fintel.io
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THIS
MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER
yikes.
If we somehow don't keep moving town long-term during this shit truly this is a clown market
If dubs all bobos die
say hello to the new PM/Monarch of the UK
People should be stocking up on gas at these prices and reselling haha
>NY state daily death number reduced
Probably why the future is rising
Hello, Jeremy!
I love anime girls.
Bearbros, did we get too cocky?
I want to DCA VOO during this crisis, which means I need to buy fractional shares. Is M1 finance my best option?
god i fucking love anime
what earnings are coming out tomorrow
Abdullah my friend, long time no see.
based
Honestly you just gotta get profits when you can. I had a 7% profit on Wednesday but between the green day on Thursday and IV Crush on Friday I lost almost 25%. Yeah buying the dip is a meme but bagholding is just as bad.
I want anime to be real
there is more to fall, old boy. if monday spikes, that's just an opportunity to buy more puts.
and if somehow this isnt a bear market, that's a good thing. the few hundred ill make from puts isn't worth the collapse of the economy
this
Do I go all in on SQQQ or is this already the bottom? Trump is fucking up everything and Boris is on a ventilator.
Gas is like 95% tax and stuff in Europe
The oil price has almost no influence over it here
Based
>Invest in oil
Why? Any of these oil companies could get fucking. Buy the companies storing the excess for them. Those companies will have oil companies by the nose.
that's what im going to buy with all the money i make from puts. real anime. i know a russian evolutionary biologist and a professor of east asian studies at harvard, and im going to put them to work
Does it matter? it will go up anyway.
Priti Patel becoming the next PM is very bullish.
Just need someone who listens to everything cummings says
Oil dumping has already been priced in. Oil stocks will tank again and will probably reach new lows when the meeting has nothing good happen and over the next few months as supply doesnt go down with near zero demand.
The rest of the market will move independently from oil.
>global demand for shipping, driving, and flying is down
>cutting capacity by a few % points is gonna fix oil prices
t. brainlet
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNG
Fuck no. The market will be red tomorrow, and I strictly said oil was going to bleed this evening, nothing more. I've done nothing but be proven right.
>Just need someone who listens to everything cumming
BOJO IS DEAD
BOJO IS DEAD
BOJO IS DEAD
I'm buying USO calls tomorrow and selling on Thursday to these dumb boomers oilfags.
why'd you quote me
did you somehow know I have USO and OXY shares ;_;
Misaki a qt
>Why is oil down? Didn't trump and putin agree to cut down production
>Falling for clickbait articles
They had another "phone call"
>tfw loaded up on USO puts Friday
Here we go boys
BIGGER
bullish
I CAN'T DO IT ANY MORE
ALL THIS GREEN
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
>Making me actually go to Yas Forums
May rona visit you user.
looks like you penny stock traders are more based than my crypto fag frens
maybe I should stick to you
Surely SPY puts going into the weekend is a good idea
then they push the meeting to next week just because of you
welcome fag, enjoy your stay
Anime is fucking terrible
If you're going to go with x3 ETFs why the fuck would you go SQQQ. Nasdaq has been the best performing of the 4 indices. If anything you should go with SRTY
Daily reminder, doomers.
how would you divvy up percentage-wise this 5g / Oilfolio?
0% ratings are acceptable:
FB Facebook
SWKS Skyworks
QCOM Qualcomm
TNK Teekay Tankers - short term
FRO Frontline Ltd - short term
RDS.B Royal Dutch Shell - long
XOM Exxon Mobil - long
FIZZ National Beverage Corp
EOG EOG Resources
FIZZ isnt 5G or Oil but fuck it i threw them in there
Dolly a qt too. RIP
Oil seems to be recovering, bros. It's only down 7,5 now.
Why did they have to draw Tanya's lips so hot. She's literally 9.
I quoted you because its clearly an anime edition of /smg/. I also looked over your shoulder and saw your portfolio and came here to warn you.
Satania is literally designed for sex and breeding
The market is recovering, why would anyone upset?
WHAT
THE FUCK
WAS
THAT
Going to start scalping gamma tomorrow, I'm pretty jacked.
i dont want bearbobos to die, give them the darn malaria drug if it gets really bad! that shit cures any sickness you can imagine !
we enter the bull market inshallah
We've had 2 weeks of bull or crab and you still play the bear? Here comes week 3.
ok bumping with anime over 3d this time...
All 3D Women are disgusting whores
what are you talking about? the last good-looking day was 3/26, since then it's been going down again
BASED
Do we dump again or should I cut my losses on SPXS?
>Goes up 2%
>BOBO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>Goes down 2%
>BULLS SLAUGHTERED
King crab reigns supreme
Based
BASED
New to this shit and interested in over time building up a portfolio that just gives me some good dividends. Is that retarded?
WHERE MY BULLS AT?
There's no underwear in this picture.
INCREDIBLY based
Why would anyone short against the FED?
We're less than half a percent from breaking the daily wedge. After that only up.
how many trades have you made in your life so far?
what is your P/L currently after subtracting all of your losses from all of your wins so far?
Ohhh fug
I’ve never seen hib drawn since high quality
True... but so are 3D men. And I can’t fuck 2d so... gotta get a gross whore to cosplay as a qt.
Can’t breed through anal, so no
the line will go down this week more than it goes up
Anime is for pedos
rate my porfolio please
ONEGAI MUSCLE
>best girl not in the picture
70% of my portfolio is airline stock, rest is tech. AMA
This is going to be the biggest and longest bull market in the history of mankind.
Watch Mob Psycho
inverse your proportions and i'd say it's a good portfolio right now
Why are you not balls deep into defense?
which tech stocks?
>World is fuck
>Stonks up
>FIZZ
>crazy old ceo, PEP and KO encroaching on their territory, still competing with San pelligrino and Perrier
>Topo Chico (also PEP or KO?) fever is just starting
No thanks. Also not fucking with those semis. Also not fucking with oil. Also not fucking with too much internet advertising based companies while ad spending should decrease during a depression.
Just buy shit with excellent balance sheets like MSFT and JNJ, and companies that sell popular staple foods like PEP KO CPB. Also like COST and CLX but clorox may be overvalued.
Buy Regeneron if it dips back to low 400’s
Excellent taste and very based sir.
Through day and night, through rain or snow
There is but one truth to show
From ships of steel and submarines below
Tomahawk demand will never slow
#RaytheonGang
AMD, MSFT and NVDA
it won't break it though. and after that only down.
goog too
I do not invest in oil long term and think 5G is kind of overhyped
Maybe Im wrong but I cant really help you. Not my sepcialties here.
Also included the end of WW1 and Europe recovering from it desu.
The people flooding towards the US and the industry advancing at that point was insane and only the end of WW2 was a bigger deal.
This is a really stupid comparison because WW1 ended in 1918. You can literally see the war end on that chart.
From The Israel Post
>Israel won't test people with COVID-19 symptoms unless they've traveled
>Even those exhibiting serious symptoms will only be tested if they have recently traveled either abroad or to the Palestinian territories.
>COVID-19: Israel cases top 7,000, death toll at 37
>Lemon Juice Tea Does Not Cure COVID-19 in Israel, or Anywhere Else
Is this bullish or bearish?
Ask me how I know you watch Financial Education lol. Add BAM NEE and TDY
This will continue until the new bull run is confirmed. This kind of shit happens all the time with oil. Seemingly worse and worse news drives prices higher because of reasons that never completely make sense even after the fact. When investing.com Abus and Pajeets along with the cringe lords of Stocktwits are shouting “nooo this is so insane it makes no sense reeeee!!”, it means that it’s still safe to go long.
Good night lads
See ya tomorrow
>70% of my portfolio is airline stock
"No"
What is this even implying?
ONEGAI MUSCLE
Completely irrelevant unless you decide to invest in the Middle East, which I told you NOT to do in January.
Is that a good channel?
I like. I need a chance to buy back in to msft :(
Did you do any research before hand?
You are going to be fucked
Markets drop 35% in under a month. Rebound a bit. Bears: why stocks not go down?