Hey there Millennial! I'm retiring soon, so how much you willing to pay for my house?

Hey there Millennial! I'm retiring soon, so how much you willing to pay for my house?

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60k

They probably didn't vacuum it for 20 years and it has mice and mold. Don't buy boomer houses. They think everything takes care of itself.

$1

I've been waiting for this moment for literally a decade, when the boomers go to sell and their kids, who the fucked over every step of the way, don't have the money to pay their meme prices.

Even if they have the money, they don't have the desire. I just broke into six figure territory, My job allows me to work remotely full-time if I wanted to. Why the f*** would I buy some ancient dwelling in the city instead of some awesome cabin in a remote part of the country where land is like a thousand bucks an acre and I can build a house for less than what I could buy a boomer house for.


Housing prices are going to collapse, it's going to be awesome seeing Boomers finally have to take one in the butt.

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bout tree fiddy

This. Why would you expect the worst generation to actually understand upkeep.
Fuck them and their garbage. I might offer 20-30k for a tertiary summer/winter residence, depending on the location. Those fucks are going to be D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E. in the next half decade. Let them feel the burn they so righteously deserve and purchase accordingly as an afterthought.

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houses should be about a third of what they are now just accounting for inflation

Just so fucking based

>selling the house during recession
Bruh, you're more retarded than boomers.

Literally like 50 bucks.

I don't want to own or take care of a house

Godamn lockness monster!!!

10 dollars

How does $500 sound boomer?

Based on what?

>millennial too broke for some reason.
>why didn't he save?
>he must not want to own a home and have family.
>sells it to wealthy bat eating chinaman instead

>implying he would offer it to you and not to chinese conglomerate

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I'd low ball the shit out of these boomer fucks and play to their greed by making a cash offer where I pay the closing costs.

I could never imagine being a floating wandering drifting soul like you. This anti ownership sentiment usually comes from sad sacks of shit. Would you at least own an apartment or condominium?

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A true story, 2021-2030.

I own 2 houses & one apartment you can fuck off and die oldfart smelling shit

I'm gonna get your houses so cheap here in about 6 months... I CAN'T WAIT!!!

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Unless more states like Oklahoma ban foreign purchases of real estate property, boomers will just sell their homes to rich foreigners when they can't find a local buyer.

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ReadCountries will use American debt to buy American land. Every natural born American citizen not a millionaire is about to be evicted and pushed out of America.

That's a weird way to spell zoomers

based, fuck mutts
your elites are selling you out and you can do NOTHING about it lmfao

The most boomer thing to do is take out a reverse mortgage or sell it to a chinese billionaire

Hey boomer how does 2000% of what you paid in 1973 adjusted for inflation sound? I should be able to pay off the mortgage in 30 years because I have a white collar job that pays $70k/yr that I spent a 4yr Bachelor's, a 4yr Grad program, and $150k in loan debt to get.

They'll just reverse mortgage everything; then, 3 banks will fee simple own the entire United States.

I think zoomers / boomers will have a lot of parallels.

The internet / digital economy is fantastic for solo / small biz to get into with minimal costs and a lot of opportunities to learn, but at the same time I know people that think minimum credit card payments will pay off the balance in a year. Or they're calling maintenance to tighten a cabinet screw because it went a little crooked.

The divide between those that get it and don't will be hilarious.

The meme of this next decade will be "tone deaf". Where, middle upper class people / entrepreneurs / etc. will be chastised for suggesting an emergency fund / cash savings for times like this or suggesting you live below your means to accumulate some savings first.

They won't though. A lot of those old Boomers with expensive houses can afford to sit on them until the day they die. Again, their kids are the ones that will get fucked when they go to sell the house.

ah geez dude, I da know... three dollahs?

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Wages are still at 1996 levels. That's where houses and rents should be

Waddaya mean you can't afford 400k for a 2 bed?
I bought this for 50k in the 90s.

>400k for a 2 bed
That's literally my local housing market lol

I just don't need the space a house offers. I don't have guests over so there is no point in decorating it either. I literally just need a room to set my computer up in so I can shitpost here when I'm not working. I've never understood why a single person would ever want to buy a house.

I'm unironically considering going on a 350K 30yr mortgage soon. Where is the evidence of the market tanking? Seems like big speculation

>Let me check my pockets
>*fumbles around*
>Well I've got some Twizzlers, and I wouldn't mind parting with my belt

I'm in an identical position.
These threads are not helping my anxiety over the situation.
I think I'm just going to say "fuck it" if I end up way under water I'll do some home improvements to get it worth closer to what I paid. I don't think this is the collapse of civilization.

underrated trips

Millennials might just be the biggest gainers of the whole pandemic, most especially the ones learned about the blockchain revolution, DEFI. there are fascinating innovations in that space, a good example is Finnexus Project

25% of Americans have no savings. Homeowners probably beat that average but we are looking at record unemployment over the next few weeks. I would not buy any house right now at any price point. If it crashes itll crash in the next month or two. Auto sales have already tanked. Manufacturers are offering 0% for 84 month loans. Ford is offering that and 6 months of payment assistance.

This wont be the end of civilization but it's going to be a severe, even if short, depression.

>what is population growth and lack of inventory

Yeah I think getting pre approved and waiting it out might be wise. Not like the market could go up much in that time.

>Would you at least own an apartment or condominium?
absolutely not, it's the worst of both worlds
not only does it not appreciate like a single detached, you're left paying roughly 50% the price of rent in perpetuity to a condo association

>I could never imagine being a floating wandering drifting soul like you.
it's called freedom

10oz of silver. See you in two years Boomer, if you make it.

I know a couple that bought a house for 70k in 1980 and now it's worth $1 million

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The dream

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That's no lie

Just a reminder. boomers had 3-4 children. You ain't getting any cheap real estate greedy zoomers. Some of these children snatched up cheap houses in the 2009 crash.
Feel free to wait around another 10-15 yrs for a cheap house. in the mean time, keep paying my mortgage kek

10? Try 2. Otherwise, based AF.

There isn't a major government today that is capitalist

60k and 1 dollar.

Have you ever been to the countryside?

0,01 BTC

based 3 dollahs a month on 10k of debt man

Anons, when is it time to buy a house? What are the indicators that prices are starting to collapse?

I'll buy it for free

nothing goodbye
if you dont build your own house you are ngmi

>Why would you expect the worst generation to actually understand upkeep.
Old people tend to slow down. Why the fuck are you so angry?

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1 oz of gold