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Best time to dollar cost average is now.
I fucking love collecting premium. Buy my puts goy.
So are we finally bottoming out this week or next week?
Next month more likely.
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Hey! I have a question about options trading/positions.
I have four contracts on USO calls currently which are way way way up - oil will probably crash again on market open for Monday, right?
Working off of that theory - how likely am I to be able to sell my calls if I place an order for execution @ market open?
I'd like to rebuy more at a lower price (or, if I was smart and understood hedges, do both that and buy puts before the price spikes on them).
How likely is it for my order to fill?
We will be going down for a while.
March 23rd.
Have any higher ups actually spoken out about China lying? I mean look at their line, it's a fucking joke
My names retard and I'M a racist ...because projecting my insecurities onto other people is easier than dealing with my shortcomings.
kek
August
End of big swings by end of March
Slow bleeds of -1% every week until august
it is well possible that the real devastating damage to the stock market won't manifest for months
britbong government thinks the numbers are 15-40 times what chinks claim
Don't they just count people with actual pneumonia and not the total? Either way, I believe Italy and others have peaked.
Quick reminder that you're never going to make it if you're still bearfagging.
BUY SPXL, YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>1 month ago
>ITS NOT EVEN A FLU BRO, LOOK AT CHINA
>now
>WHAT THE FUCK, CHINA MUST BE LYING NOW
It's all so tiresome
Does DTO/SCO follow global crude oil price or US crude oil price?
How does one evaluate a stock, fund, or ETF based on their short term and long term returns?
Why would anyone listen to a tranny namefag?
You are out of your mind to buy any 3x ETF with this much volatility.
They wont say anything publicly. YET. They have to wait for the virus to pass and move out manufacturing. If China isn't in a civil war and starving by then, US will just blockade China.
pls respond by late sunday, I need to think about orders
lol
based
Remember that asset prices reflect all available information. :^)
bruh
This time it's different. It will never go up again.
maybe T-Bills
friendly reminder to never trust the chinese and taoism is for literal cucks
Wet markets are fine gwailo. Also can you sell us 200 thousand body bags?
Can you explain the point of that image? The chart is upside down. Also I’m new here, hi guys, excited to start buying in on Monday! ^_^
Thanks!
back to wsb
this is an unbelievably bearish post
It's a prophecy
>satan trips
>new tripfag
Oh wow, my first got!
Please don’t use that slur, thanks!
wsb and Yas Forums are one and the same.
Movie night movie night! Get in here!
Tonight's feature is Cloverfield (2008), it's in New York and there's escaping in it, it's kind of the same thing
how does Mr. Scoops stay so based?
>wsb invented options
retard
>LK Since Post
>Down 19.72 (74.98%)
JFC! He must be on suicide watch by now.
This a good time to pick up some cheap LK's or will they always be a scam fucked company?
Imagine if you placed an OTM put on LK before closing on Wednesday
I’ve been browsing 4chin since 2008 and have never, ever visited R*ddit. Not even once. You have to go back, they have never and will never be even remotely similar.
>racism can only be a product of insecurity
Actually I might agree with that... depending on what your definition of racism is.
Ahh we're dealing with bait. Gotcha
>tranny
>implying I would
>You are out of your mind to buy any 3x ETF with this much volatility.
If now's not the time to buy, then when is?
How will you know when it's time to buy?
What better way to buy into this firesale than with SPXL, which is the optimal long-term leverage for the S&P?
>how does Mr. Scoops stay so based?
Bottomless pits of money and statistics to back you up.
The latest component of greatest that I've added to my arsenal is a book about hostage negotiation that I've been reading to help with shutting down the MBAs at work
Guys I need a better way of keeping track of my stock buys.
Pic related is my current system.
I just make a text file of each transaction.
Now that I'm doing a lot more trading and also using shorts and options this is no longer a viable method.
What do you people use? Should I just make an excel file.
Thanks or the heads-up, Satan.
Nigger
is your online broker a donkey?
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Microsoft already did this for you.
>shutting down le ebin MBAs
You're such a huge faggot dude.
inb4 you pay commission for this
I'm unironically considering taking the scoops pill and buying into SPXL, talk me out of it
Anyone else thinking about buying LK? Sure they lied about their financials, but they already fired their fall-guy & its not like they're going to go out of business over this
>If now's not the time to buy, then when is?
>How will you know when it's time to buy?
When the VIX calms the fuck down. 3x Bull ETF is better "fashionably late" than trying to catch the knife. Because you get fucked 3x as hard by the knife. Honestly if you really want to go pants on head retarded you can go to EU and get 10x Bull ETFs there. If you want to gamble that we are near the bottom might as well go all the way
>is your online broker a donkey?
Ummm, I want my own stuff, not what Interactive Brokers gives me. They don't give my what I want anyway. For example, I bought an option, then exercised it, but it shows my cost basis of the stock at the option price and not less the price of the option.
That template is really basic and has less info than my text files. I guess I'll create my own excel file.
We all pay for what we've done.
Yes but not yet.
Anyone got experience with Interactive Brokers? Since all options are a joke here, it's looking like only they or questrade are worth a shit, and good luck doing anything but a boomer long on even questrade. Fuck everything.
I did some reading and it turns out cucknadian regulations to fuck shit up for the locals were passed in around 2008 to make sure we couldn't make use of US investment services that have always been infinitely better in every conceivable way, even fees.
Pro tip: Literally every company in China is fake.
Imagine a whole country is Enron.
You can't fuck up as long as you don't go bear and you don't fuck with time-sensitive instruments, such as options
Nice satanic trips.
Remember not to dump all your cash in at once. A good strategy is to invest 1/3 of whatever cash you have available at a time.
I like to always have a little extra cash available or at least on the way into my account. For me, a little cash is a few grand on a total position of about 30 to 50 grand
I'm posting this from a Lenovo laptop.
>The-China-Huslte.mov
Shell company isnt the same as an actual company, making real sales, with a real product, who embellished their sales. Lukin isnt getting shut down over this, which i why i think they can crawl back to $20/share & people will eventually forget/disregard this little episode over time
>>shutting down le ebin MBAs
>You're such a huge faggot dude.
No, the MBAs are. If I don't tell them how shit's going down, then who is?
VIX looks done to me.
make your own, Or Level up at IB, maybe you get more details.
I watched it but 联想集团有限公司 is real.
I have questrade TFSA account and invest on TSX like a true patriot.