/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/double-penetration/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Prior thread:

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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

some of you are alright
don't come to smg on monday

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So how much money are you losers down YTD?

>I think it's terrible what he did. To write a LETTER???

lmao what a time to be alive

I'm up 6k cause I've been gaming the oil industry
Thanks CVE!

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>he didn't write that. that was written by a democrat operative

...what?

The bottom was on March 23rd.

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>MR TRUMP BIDEN JUST ATTACKED YOU ON TWITTER
>he didn't write that
>he's probably not watching
>he probably wouldn't understand if he did
heh

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DONALD STOP BIDEN IS ALREADY DEAD

>He didn't write that. He's probably not even watching right now, and if he is he doesn't understand what's going on
LOL

>blown biden the fuck out
WEW

Be 100% honest with me bros, is the world going back to normal anytime soon?

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I'm going to be 100% honest with you, there is no such thing as normal.

>soon
depends on your definition of soon.

Oilpocalpyse next week

Expense ratios on inverse ETFs are much cheaper than theta decay or margin interest rates

Trump is claiming Biden doesn't write his own tweets which is almost certainly true, politicians that aren't Trump don't tend to write their own tweets

No. It's April. We're barely even into Q2 2020. Did you forget we almost started a war with Iran and that Africa is being ravaged by a plague of locusts?

I'm going to be 100% honest with you, there is no such thing as the world.

not normal

I think we start up on May 1 but it will be with restrictions.

>Oilpocalpyse next week
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM ALL-IN LONG

Why does this guy look like the most generic villain you could imagine, Yas Forums?

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Its the chin

>bald
>short
>beard cope

3m BTFO!! sell all 3M stock

test

>lol

Just threw $20k in GE get at me crybabies

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BC has been on lockdown and is way in the fuck middle of nowhere lmao. Further, all the chinks there are probably pretty great at quarantine.

>all in long oil
>when pretty much all travel is shut down
>during a price war
literally why? Oil has basically infinite supply and zero demand right now

bald and beard? Yep

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So tired.
See you tomorrow
Nice pic

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godDAMN this tastes like shit

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There's literally 73 cases in my entire health region and I'm 90% sure one of them is my neighbor
t. vancouver island user

>GE
cnbc.com/2019/08/15/heres-the-full-report-calling-ge-a-bigger-fraud-than-enron.html
Enjoy

yikes

Has anyone else like me actually had a better life since this virus started?

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But is she a virgin?

What booze should I drink tonight, /smg/?

Honestly a smart long-term decision, GE is an insanely safe bet. Don't expect to make money while all this shit is going on, but they're pretty much guaranteed to rebound in a year or two, that's a resilient as fuck company.

vodka redbull

>ive been against OPEC all my life

uhm..bros!?

Trump talking about oil right now.

Opportunity to buy cheaper oil etfs!

They grabbed some cool actor. Nice.

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>I DONT CARE ABOUT OPEC
OH NO NO NO

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He said he wanted cheap oil, right?

Do people seriously have such short memories

I DONT CARE ABOUT OPEC
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I DONT CARE ABOUT OPEC
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I DONT CARE ABOUT OPEC
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I DONT CARE ABOUT OPEC
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TARRIFS, HE SAID IT!

Not even OPEC cares about OPEC guys

>I WILL PUT TARIFFS ON OIL

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>if I have to do something
>I'll do whatever I have to do
uhm....bros...

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DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
>DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
>DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
>DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
>DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??
>DO YOU GUYS EVER STOP??

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>I don't care about OPEC
Well looks like I'm buying USO on open

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>I don't care about OPEC
At what point will the market admit Trump is only ever bullshitting and start dumping when he praises or promises something

BULLISH FOR OIL

>Germans interbreeding with Mexicans
What did you expect?

TRUMP GOING NUCLEAR ON THE PRESS

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Theres credible rumors floating around that one if the big reasons for the abrupt cutting of rates to 0% was done for GE who needed to refinance debt or go bankrupt the following week

Trump has too much fun doing this daily briefings, why did he ever stop?

FUCK OPEC AND FUCK OIL PEOPLE

Let the oil wars begin! HAHAHAH

Fucking smug anime posters telling me that OPEC was gonna reach a deal monday LMAO

Less than 10% of our oil comes from Russia and Saudi Arabia. Not like I expect you brainlets to know

NO MORE SHAKING HANDS

i sold the news on their asses. im not hoping for anything, i will trade a little if oil dips more.

>Wanted to buy Oil puts
>Did not because that senile boomer might tweet another bullshit statement and make oil go up magically
>He does just that right now
>Literally nothing changes and he probably does not even know what OPEC is
>WTI +25% at open
What a clown world.

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Trump is going to ban handshakes lmao

We will all start bowing instead of shaking hands

Not the point retard

>trump get a question about baron
>talks like he’s never met the guy

Environmental injustice isn’t really “racism” in the traditional sense. If that’s what she’s referring to.

It’s not that racism is a problem, it’s that poor people are disproportionately effected by negative environmental factors, and poor people are disproportionately minority groups compared to what you would expect based on the ratio of minorities to white (and/or Asians).

The problems that create these situations are a rats nest to unravel. But it’s pretty obvious that there are some positive feedback cycles. Once you’re poor, it’s very fucking hard to move up from that state.

>saving someone’s image from the last thread and posting it in the next thread
Just get some pictures you like from the rest of the Internet, damn. Takes all the flavor out of the threads.

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Hoooooly shit
Based NOD poster

>Americans become more introverted, xenophobic
>Look down on loud, obnoxious foreigners
>No more touching, esp. in public

Japan 2.0 incoming

>All my patient died
Uhhhhh we're in good hands!

boss Fauci

Roman salute

What's the point of tariffs if we don't import oil then "retard"?

>Fauci: All my patients died!

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so its settled.
tarrif on oil incoming.
what does that implicate for the global oil price?

SHUT UP PRESIDENT PENCE IS SPEAKING

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Down even more.