/smg/ - Stock Market General

We investors, are the protectors of this market! BUY. THE. DIP.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
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>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Bloomberg stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Education
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

>Free chart
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-market data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer investing
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
fintel.io/
biopharmcatalyst.com
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

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anime

crab market

cunny

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No need to go to such lengths when simple market forces will do it.

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is this an adventure manga?

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OK guys, it was kinda funny at first but now I'm starting to think some of you are actually racist. Can we chill out please? I'm just here to have fun and talk stonks.

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Absolutely based and BTFD pilled.

WHAT DID YOU LONG THIS WEEK BULLCHADS?

Bought one share each of LMT AMD NVDA GS

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Reminder that this bear market is purging people like this retard from the market.

Bullish as Fuck.

Don't worry, I hate a lot pf white people too

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this guy gets it

I’ll see you guys again in 330 replies, have fun

Fuck-fuck, pass sauce, plz

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>No need to go to such lengths when simple market forces will do it.
raising oil prices is essentially the only reason Saudis do 99% of the things they do, with or without market forces

>also, you do realize the house of saud IS a market force, right?

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We get to 16k on the DOW in June I'll finally become a bullbro. We barely shed the overheated euphoria from the last 2 years. Theres a crunch coming.

>18277239
Retard bioshit “investor” who gets his DD from stocktwits.

Sounds familiar

White (Hispanic) and White (Ashkenazi) of course.

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ywn be arrested and interrogated by a squad of smug loli-bullies

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It's settled.
I'M DOUBLING DOWN ON MONDAY

Keep REEing, bearfags. My bagholding cannot be stopped!

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Truly suffering.

Alright p-powell you had your fun..you can stop manipulating the market now..

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trying to estimate yearly divs

we can assume that shit will just not return to what it was before the crash right?

this unfiltered awooing must be stoppped

i hate you privileged NIGGER loving FAGGOTS with every inch of my being

Go back to Yas Forums faggot

Remains to be seen if oil majors dump or cut their divy. Shell took out a huge line of credit to ensure it so they might be fine.

Depends. Some of the best div companies 5 years from now may not even started paying divs up to today. I don't chase yields. If I focus on companies with some amount of staying power, growth and cash flows and the dividends will eventually come.

you gotta be patient
this market can crab you up if you step into a 3x leveraged position
better to not be leveraged for at least a few months

Is now a retarded time to go in on a broad index fund if I'm an investlet and don't have the time or experience to really analyze the stocks I'm buying? Is dollar-cost averaging best left in a 401(k)?

Mitsuboshi Colors

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Seems like that would be counter productive because they'd lose a not insignificant amount of oil, and I can't imagine it would raise their value that much since they're in this position to begin with because people don't want to buy their oil. This isn't even getting into how difficult it would be to pull off in the first place

Doesn't that pic imply that market forces are going to make the situation even worse for them?

incredibly based op

Now is a better time than 2 months ago before the market lost 30%. Commit to converting cash into stocks steadily over time with a specific schedule so you don't feel bad about buying at the wrong time. A lot of people here and in the investing world think the market will get worse before it recovers. So it's up to you if you wait a month or two.

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I'm smart enough to think I know what I'm doing, but dumb enough to lose all my money.

It's over doomers.

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Should all rapists kill themselves?

what did u buy...
how much money did u lose...

They should be raped so they understand the pain they inflict on others

but then who rapes the rapers? when does the cycle end??

kek, i guess the corpses aren't taking up ICU beds so its accurate

BC has been shutting down fairly well, a few straggler bars in Vancouver but those were closed like two weeks ago, the ferry service is 80% reduced, gas is below a dollar for the first time since 2008

CANNOT. BE. STOPPED.

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You think Buffet has scared himself out of the airline industry?

It would be a state mandated rapist, sort of like an old timey executioner. They get a free pass.

What happens if they enjoy it and feel completely vindicated, and go become a serial rapist?

ban anime trannies

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kek

Spy options

It doesn't, once everyone is a rapist, no one is a rapist. We achieve a new normalcy in forced human copulation.

>you gotta be patient
NO. I WANNA LOSE MONEY NOW.
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES ME HARDER
AWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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That old sneaky fuck is probably buying up the airline before the bailout comes and we will probably not even know about it until a year from now

>2020
>Not having a town rapist

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havent had a source of income in years
im just drifting around

oh 100%

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Do you guys like bands? Bollinger bands seem fun.

Is DCA into SPXL a good play yet?

Should I get drunk at home alone or hit up some old lads that I only talk to every once in a while?

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no

I just realized I never consented to lose money in the stock market. Who should I sue, Jerome Powell?

>hit up some old lads
Depends if you're going to fight or rape the boomers

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well at least the person that sold you the options made money...

are you retired....

Don't worry user it's a small minority of poor faggots the rest of us just judge you on your gains and your shit post quality

>voicing your shitty pleb tastes
You sound like a small spec.
Never gonna make it.
POST YOUR POSITIONS, SMALL SPEC.
AWWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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you did consent, it's part of the brokerage sign-up process

You lost money when you exchange USD for equity in a company. There's no guarantee that someone will buy that share of equity in the future.

Maybe in 2 months or so unironically. People here meme about how everything is priced in, but it will take time for the economy to start back up, supply chains are fucked currently. Look at China, i'm sure they are lying about their numbers, but it have been several weeks since they lifted their quarantine and their industries have barely restarted.